Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn"

[Sally Paulson]

That boy who carries the collection plate (during the third carry-round) asked my daughter a strange question. He asked "do you mow your lawn?"

My daughter said "I'm too young to have a lawn, but I do mow my mother's and father's lawn once a week or so". Then he asked her to videotape it for him. She said he could come and help us out, as long as he doesn't mind getting hot, sweaty and very dirty, because there's lots of holes that need to be filled, and then he started making even less sense.

He's such a nice boy, but I'm worrying that all this talk of grass might mean he's interested in smoking pot.

I interrogated my daughter on this, but she said it's got nothing to do with drugs, and it's safe because he lives in a condominium. Why are kids making less and less sense these days?

[James Hutchins]

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I suspect he is trying to trick her into mowing his lawn so he can skip out of doing his chores and go fishing instead. Being he is a man and she is just a woman, she should feel she has to obey him and she does. But only after she has finished her own chores and her families lawns are mowed. Wacked too.

[HTannor]

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If he approaches your daughter next week in church and asks her if her rug matches the drapes then I believe you should quiz him closely.

If you find out he's thinking of becoming an interior decorator, then you need to keep your daughter away from him because he's clearly a queer.

[Child of Love]

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Uhm...he's asking if she shaves her pubic region. "Mowing the lawn" is slang for shaving one's genitals. Jesus died so we wouldn't have to go to Hell for shaving all of that itchy hair.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Uhm...he's asking if she shaves her pubic region. "Mowing the lawn" is slang for shaving one's genitals. Jesus died so we wouldn't have to go to Hell for shaving all of that itchy hair.

How callous and ungrateful can you be? Jesus Christ suffered the cross, nails and thorns. Excruciating pain and torment.

And you think He endured His slaughter, at the hands of the joos, so you can defile your body because you have an itch?

For shame.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I don't mow my own lawn. I pay someone to do it for me. He keeps the edges nice and trim.

No female should mow her own lawn. That's what's Messican'ts are for.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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I don't mow my own lawn. I pay someone to do it for me. He keeps the edges nice and trim.

No female should mow her own lawn. That's what's Messican'ts are for.

When I'm in our apartament in Alicante I no have got a lawn.
But when I'm in Alcoy I got a lovely huge exuberant soft fresh lawn what I have to keep under controll all the time cos it grow so much. But I love my lawn. Is beutifull. Everybody say me this.

YIC, Mari.

[HTannor]

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But when I'm in Alcoy I got a lovely huge exuberant soft fresh lawn what I have to keep under controll all the time cos it grow so much. But I love my lawn. Is beutifull. Everybody say me this.

I will be attending a Bar Association meeting in Alcoy this fall. I'd like very much to see your lawn. Perhaps it will need a bit of trimming and I'd certainly appreciate that opportunity.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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I will be attending a Bar Association meeting in Alcoy this fall. I'd like very much to see your lawn. Perhaps it will need a bit of trimming and I'd certainly appreciate that opportunity.

OK, is very tedious job, so I prefer that somebody else do it for me. Thanks!

[Sally Paulson]

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I was in town and came across him, such a nice young man. I asked him if he was still interested, and he said yes. I warned him that we've kind of let things go, so it's really grown all over the place, and there seems to be a hive of bugs in there someplace. Also, on the 4th of July we had a party that went out of hand, the ex-negro basketball team ended up camping out in both the front and back, and they really left the place a mess.

I asked him what time he'd be coming, but suddenly he had other priorities.

[New Creation (Recalcitrant)]

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I was in town and came across him, such a nice young man. I asked him if he was still interested, and he said yes. I warned him that we've kind of let things go, so it's really grown all over the place, and there seems to be a hive of bugs in there someplace. Also, on the 4th of July we had a party that went out of hand, the ex-negro basketball team ended up camping out in both the front and back, and they really left the place a mess.

I asked him what time he'd be coming, but suddenly he had other priorities.

It sounds like you had quite the holiday weekend. Independence Day parties are my favorite. They always seem to last longer than planned. It's especially fun when people bring their own fireworks. Sometimes we have a contest to see who brought the biggest bottle rocket.

[Sally Paulson]

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Sometimes we have a contest to see who brought the biggest bottle rocket.

The coach won that one. And then he got his foot stuck in one of the holes....

Good times.

[Five Year Old Girl]

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I don't understand.

[Redeemed Papist]

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I don't understand.

Caring for the gardens of the Lord and keeping them tidy and not straggly and unkempt is God's work, child. One day you will have a lawn of your own and then you will understand the need to keep it well tended, fragrant and fertile.

[Five Year Old Girl]

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Are you sure? My Mawmy says when I get married, my house and my lawn will belong to my husband, juss' like Jeevus said.