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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #1

    At Least The Dutch Know That Girls Should Wash Dishes While The Men Invent Things!

    I saw this blurb on the net and was wondering if anyone knew where it came from. It is a Dutch toy brochure with the following products:



    For girls, there's a "washing the dishes" playset. For boys, a microscope.

    SHOUT GLORY! Maybe there is a Dutchamn or two that isn't a heathen?
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: At Least The Dutch Know That Girls Should Wash Dishes While The Men Invent Things!

    Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
    I saw this blurb on the net and was wondering if anyone knew where it came from. It is a Dutch toy brochure with the following products:



    For girls, there's a "washing the dishes" playset. For boys, a microscope.

    SHOUT GLORY! Maybe there is a Dutchamn or two that isn't a heathen?
    I get that the "mesjes" is a kit for teaching young girls to wash up after their man, but what is that "jongens" thing? A bullet loader?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      I get that the "mesjes" is a kit for teaching young girls to wash up after their man, but what is that "jongens" thing? A bullet loader?
      I have something that looks like that: it's for punching different sized holes in leather.

      YiC,

      Zech
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      • Thomas Dalton
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Nov 2011
        • 296

        #4
        Re: At Least The Dutch Know That Girls Should Wash Dishes While The Men Invent Things!

        Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
        I saw this blurb on the net and was wondering if anyone knew where it came from. It is a Dutch toy brochure with the following products:



        For girls, there's a "washing the dishes" playset. For boys, a microscope.

        SHOUT GLORY! Maybe there is a Dutchamn or two that isn't a heathen?
        I think it´s from intertoys, a heathen game shop:The toy for girls and the toy for boys (In the right corner)

        I still believe that the Dutch can never be redeemed, even if they're finally following the Bible on distinction between the sexes. Living under sea level, mocking The Great Flood? God'll take care of them.

        Genesis 19:24: Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
        John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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        • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
          Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
           
          • Jun 2007
          • 6578

          #5
          Re: At Least The Dutch Know That Girls Should Wash Dishes While The Men Invent Things!

          PROOF that scandanavian socialism is a failure! Look, they can't even afford toy dishwashers!
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