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The top eight names.
So these are what the unsaved trash, the people of Walmart called their rug-rats. You will note that they are not too bothered what a girl is called and only 3 in 8 take the care to consult the Bible when naming a boy child.
Boys - Meaning
Aiden - named after a Godless rock band – will die of a drugs overdose aged 27
Jackson – A nigra who wants to be white.
Mason – Will join a secret society
Liam - a ginger-haired, green suited Mick with a pig under each arm
Jacob – A Godly name, Blessed by The Lord; he will receive riches and a coat of many colors
Jayden – illiterate spelling of Jaden Smith an American nigra child rapper. Black and with gold teeth.
Ethan - 1Ki:4:31: For he was wiser than all men; than Ethan the Ezrahite, … so he’s bright, but not that bright.
Noah – The father of all the races, the only honest man on the planet.
Girls - Meaning
Sophia - Fond of dogs. Dominatrix.
Emma - Never grows up. Wears Barbie T-Shirts.
Isabella - Talks too much. Deeply evil. Collects knives.
Olivia - Overweight. Has a thing about horses.
Ava – named after the Automatic Vending Association – does it for the money.
Lily - Always drunk, has no friends.
Chloe - Very scared of almost everything. Hypochondriac.
Madison – Very hairy; Raging dyke.
So these are what the unsaved trash, the people of Walmart called their rug-rats. You will note that they are not too bothered what a girl is called and only 3 in 8 take the care to consult the Bible when naming a boy child.
Boys - Meaning
Aiden - named after a Godless rock band – will die of a drugs overdose aged 27
Jackson – A nigra who wants to be white.
Mason – Will join a secret society
Liam - a ginger-haired, green suited Mick with a pig under each arm
Jacob – A Godly name, Blessed by The Lord; he will receive riches and a coat of many colors
Jayden – illiterate spelling of Jaden Smith an American nigra child rapper. Black and with gold teeth.
Ethan - 1Ki:4:31: For he was wiser than all men; than Ethan the Ezrahite, … so he’s bright, but not that bright.
Noah – The father of all the races, the only honest man on the planet.
Girls - Meaning
Sophia - Fond of dogs. Dominatrix.
Emma - Never grows up. Wears Barbie T-Shirts.
Isabella - Talks too much. Deeply evil. Collects knives.
Olivia - Overweight. Has a thing about horses.
Ava – named after the Automatic Vending Association – does it for the money.
Lily - Always drunk, has no friends.
Chloe - Very scared of almost everything. Hypochondriac.
Madison – Very hairy; Raging dyke.