357 MAD DOG HOT SAUCE - My child is feeling the importance of beeing a True Christian(tm)!!

[Titus Templeton]

Things are going crazy here but in a positive way!

My wive left the house two hours ago and i had this idea.
I went into the room of my 5 year old son and i gave him a good speech.
I told him that its easier to be a Christian if he knows how terrible Hell is. So we both went into the kitchen and i showed him the 357 mad dog hot sauce. I felt he was a bit scared when i told him that this sauce is good damn spicy. So i took the spoon, made it full with the sauce and put it into his mouth.

Its hard to describe what happend after it. In the first moment he looked at me like something weird is going on, then he fell on the kitchen floor and i really thought hes going to die. I ran to the refrigerator, took a bottle of milk and tried to fill it into his mouth. Damn the kitchen floor is full of milk now.

Alright now my son resting on the couch he was like in trance for 15 minutes...

I think im going to talk with him now about Hell and that it is much more worse there then what he was going threw the last minutes.. Maybe i should remove the milk from the floor before the wive comes home.
But i think i just tell her that my son was it...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 357 MAD DOG HOT SAUCE - My child is feeling the importance of beeing a True Christian™!!

I recommend a mouthful of Death Sauce to all True Christian(tm) parents for disciplinary and chastening purposes.

Proverbs 19:18 Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 357 MAD DOG HOT SAUCE - My child is feeling the importance of beeing a True Christian™!!

You sound like a lovely, devoted Real Christian Father. Your wife cleaned the milk, didn't she? It's her job and privilege to clean floors for such a godly husband.

[Isaac Fisher]

Re: 357 MAD DOG HOT SAUCE - My child is feeling the importance of beeing a True Christian™!!

Theory only goes so far when it comes to children - they need the physical reality of something to really grasp it. Your son now understands a little better the fate which he needs to be saved from and as such will more than likely behave better. The hot sauce idea is a good one and I'll try it out on the kids however, my wife will be present so she can clean up the mess before anything settles.

Is there any reason why you had to wait until your wife was out to commence the lesson? She's your wife - shouldn't she do whatever you ask of her whenever you ask it?

[AreISerious??]

Re: 357 MAD DOG HOT SAUCE - My child is feeling the importance of beeing a True Christian™!!

Okay, are you people serious? Feeding 357 Mad Dog hot sauce to your children? Do you people understand that stuff can be dangerous? Do you people even have a grasp on what that stuff can do to a child's respiratory system? Or is that something you leave to God? I signed on here to say something to you people.

First of all, I hope I don't run into anyone shoving that stuff down their child's throat. It is no laughing matter, nor will it teach a child anything. All a child will learn is if they do something bad, they will get hot sauce shoved in their mouths by ignorant, neglectful parents. Good parenting will teach a child repercussions of their decisions, the effects of their decisions on other people. If you provide your child with no answers, then they will seek their own, and you idiots obviously have no idea how dangerous a child can be who seeks advice and answers from their friends because none of you seem to do that.

Second, "godly husband"? No man can equate to God, that phrase shouldn't even have been said. That apparently seems to be the problem with the majority of "True Christians", you equate God so close to man that you'll believe anything a man says about The Bible. Pathetic.

Third, to any "man" who gives their child a mouth full of hot sauce, you better have the balls to clean that mess up yourself instead of making a nonsense mess and having your wife clean it up for you. It's sad that according to you people, that is the purpose of a women, to take care of the man. Why? Can the man not take care of himself? Is he so tasked out and tired from a hard day's work at the office behind a computer screen and keyboard with his pornography and internet lovers that he can't clean up some milk off the floor that he basically put down?

I feel bad for you who follow a book written by man, instead of following the morals discovered in life and embraced in the heart. Then again, I guess you people have so little faith in God that you have to inflict pain to your own flesh and blood in hopes they don't follow the Devil. A child's choice to follow God or Satan is through the teachings of the parents. You teach your kids right, then you won't have to torture your kids in such a fashion. But I guess since you have to resort so such acts, you must not be very great at parenting.

[Steve]

Re: 357 MAD DOG HOT SAUCE - My child is feeling the importance of beeing a True Christian™!!

All a child will learn is if they do something bad, they will get hot sauce shoved in their mouths by ignorant, neglectful parents. Good parenting will teach a child repercussions of their decisions, the effects of their decisions on other people.

Are you saying hot sauce in the mouth for bad behaviour isn't a repercussion for the child's decisions?

Are you Mexican or something?

[AreISerious??]

Re: 357 MAD DOG HOT SAUCE - My child is feeling the importance of beeing a True Christian™!!

God damnit, you people got me. Im a little sensitive bitch with kids. Slap the shit out of them, but keep the 357 away. That shit already makes me feel like im dying.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 357 MAD DOG HOT SAUCE - My child is feeling the importance of beeing a True Christian™!!

God damnit, you people got me. Im a little sensitive bitch with kids. Slap the shit out of them, but keep the 357 away. That shit already makes me feel like im dying.

Too sensitive to keep them from the very flames of Hell?



I hope you never have children!