i found anal lube in my sons bedroom

[Proud Faroese]

Today i was searching through my son's bedroom, i was suspecious because he just got back from his holiday in San Francisco, California (i am also suspecious why he choosed to travel to San Francisco of all places) and look what i found in his drawer:


What should i do??? What would you do?

[Sister Kitty]

Re: i found anal lube in my sons bedroom

What should i do??? What would you do?

I'd report you to Child Protective Services for letting the little bastard go to San Fransisco and get homofied!

[Proud Faroese]

Re: i found anal lube in my sons bedroom

I'd report you to Child Protective Services for letting the little bastard go to San Fransisco and get homofied!

He said i was going to America, which sounded fine to me as America is a Christian country and also the best country in the world, had no idea he was going to San Fransisco. Another thing i found in his drawer is a DVD of a movie called something like Broken Mountain or Brokeback Mountains or something like that, no idea what that is since i haven't had time to check what it is so far, never heard of that title before.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: i found anal lube in my sons bedroom

What is that for, constipation? Give him some prune juice.

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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[Proud Faroese]

Re: i found anal lube in my sons bedroom

What is that for, constipation? Give him some prune juice.

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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At first i had no idea what it was, but since i dont like things that has the words "anal" and "lube" in the title i looked it up, and it showed up to be far worse than i expected

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_lubricant

Many lubricants are safe for anal sex, but there are products that are specifically marketed or designed to enhance enjoyment of anal sex. Often, this is simply a thicker gel rather than a liquid. This thicker consistency is preferred because it helps the lubricant stay in place.

[VictoryOS]

Re: i found anal lube in my sons bedroom

Be sure you're wearing gloves or using a paper towel if you have to touch the filthy thing. I don't even want to think about the germs you'd come in contact with.