I think my son has "come out of the closet".

[Dick Johnson]

How should he be punished?

[Pfc. James Nye]

Re: I think my son has "come out of the closet".

Hello.

Well, he shouldn't be in the closet. Who knows what he's doing in there? Was he hiding from a bath?

Still, no need for a lot of punishment. Just get his clothes off, soap him up and get him in the ol' tub before your wife gets home.

"Chopper" Nye

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I think my son has "come out of the closet".

How should he be punished?

Why do you think your son is "out of the closet"? Speaking as someone who does security in Freehold we have quite a few parents whose children's rooms are just that, small walk in closets. You child does have to leave his room time to time.

[Dick Johnson]

Re: I think my son has "come out of the closet".

Thanks for the advice fellow followers of Jesus. However, it has also come to my knowledge that my son is showing signs of homosexuality. Should there be any punishment for such a sin?

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[Glendora Christianson]

Re: I think my son has "come out of the closet".

Thanks for the advice fellow followers of Jesus. However, it has also come to my knowledge that my son is showing signs of homosexuality. Should there be any punishment for such a sin?

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Since you are new here, I will remind you that there are no fewer than 31 verses in the Good Book that condemn homosexuality. Several verses prescribe harsh treatment, even death. If you believe in the Bible, you have no choice but to obey GOD's word. If you want to create your own make-believe Bible that encourages sodomy and clam diving between Russian tennis players and public school librarians, then its fine by me. Just don't come crying to us when Satan decides to play hide the Cucumber with your most private of places.

As for your son, many Baptist churches have a few exceptionally Christian members who will be more than happy to hold a public stoning. It's just a matter of how you approach them. These folks are frequently found at Republican Caucuses and are also seen shopping for white linens in better department stores throughout GOD's favorite country. So keep an eye out, and you'll find the help you need. VERY HELPFUL MOTHER GLENDORA

[Dick Johnson]

Re: I think my son has "come out of the closet".

I appreciate the advice!

[ForGodsSake]

Re: I think my son has "come out of the closet".

You could always burn him.

[Mr Godwin]

Re: I think my son has "come out of the closet".

Thanks for the advice fellow followers of Jesus. However, it has also come to my knowledge that my son is showing signs of homosexuality. Should there be any punishment for such a sin?

?

Ahhh, so I see you have a personal reason for wanting to shoot homosexuals, Mr Johnson. Thank the good Lord my own sons don't have a problem. They know my take on it. They know where the door is. Little chance of that happening, as I'm the headmaster of a grammar school and my sons are my students. My sons and their fellow classmates learn the Bible in my school, Mr Johnson. At home their grandmother looks well to the ways of our household. Here's to keeping our family together at the dinnertable, our Bible in the parlor, the spanking paddle on the fireplace, our fingers crossed and our pants on. So to speak, Mr Johnson.

[Dick Johnson]

Re: I think my son has "come out of the closet".

Ahhh, so I see you have a personal reason for wanting to shoot homosexuals, Mr Johnson. Thank the good Lord my own sons don't have a problem. They know my take on it. They know where the door is. Little chance of that happening, as I'm the headmaster of a grammar school and my sons are my students. My sons and their fellow classmates learn the Bible in my school, Mr Johnson. At home their grandmother looks well to the ways of our household. Here's to keeping our family together at the dinnertable, our Bible in the parlor, the spanking paddle on the fireplace, our fingers crossed and our pants on. So to speak, Mr Johnson.

Touche'.

[Skeeter C]

Re: I think my son has "come out of the closet".

Here's to keeping our family together at the dinnertable, our Bible in the parlor, the spanking paddle on the fireplace, our fingers crossed and our pants on. So to speak, Mr Johnson.

YOU ALL REMINDED ME OF SOME DISGUSTING NEWS! SOME FAT LIBRAL MOM IS TAKING HER PUGY LITTLE BRAT OUT OF SCHOOL CAUSE SHE DONT WANT HIM PADDLED!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I think my son has "come out of the closet".

Thanks for the advice fellow followers of Jesus. However, it has also come to my knowledge that my son is showing signs of homosexuality. Should there be any punishment for such a sin?

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So Dick, what did you do to make Jesus curse your son with the gay germ? The cure for what ails your kid is you atoning to the Lord for your sin.

[wawa whiner]

Re: I think my son has "come out of the closet".

WHYYY SHOULD HE BE PUNISHHED ? it doesn't make any sense, for being gay? or in the closet ?.. the people against Gay Comunity have A LOT OF MENTAL PROBLEMS!.. Up with gay rightS!

[wawa whiner]

Re: I think my son has "come out of the closet".

Men.. everlasting hellfire ?, look Im atheist, and I respect YOU BELIEFS and all the things you do and I respect all that.. BUT I CAN NOT ACCEPT that you are insulting and discriminating OTHERS.. that is what your church and your God teach you ?.. WAOO! if that is, I dont want to be a christian.. to be discriminating others?.. I prefer to be A HUMAN BEING with a lil common sense and let people DECIDE what to beleive.. men ok if you tell me that I beleive in Evil and Im hurting people ok..! TELL ME TO STOP, DISCRIMINATE ME, PUNISH ME.. but Im no beleiving in Evil.. Im believing in NOTHING but in Rights, and GOOD for society, and for that .. If Im gay, black, brown, BLUE, PINK, STRAIGHT, christian, atheist, evangelic, rich, poor, OR WHATEVER!, we all are HUMANS, and we deserve the SAME RIGHTS! cuz we are not doing ANY HURT to ANY ONE ! so let it be ! .. <-- see!.. without eye, gay, christian, rich, old, or whatever, they are just the SAME yellow face.. Im NOT suporting evil !

[wawa whiner]

Re: I think my son has "come out of the closet".

You know, I used to believe in God and in Church, but that is what I see, HATE to people who is diferent and is NOT doing any harm to socity, all I saw was discrimination to other, to ( as church says ) BROTHERS AND SISTERS because, ( as church says ) we ALL ! ( no exeptions ) come from the SAME father, so I PREFER TO BE ATHEIST, because I didnt wanted to be hating others and discriminating other, for stupid things like, sexuality or other religions or beliefs or nationality or ethnicity, I ( personally ) prefer to RESPECT THAT like a TRUE human being ! I used to believe that people go to HELL if they sin, HOMOSEXUALITY AND BEING BLACK AND BELEIVING IN OTHER GOD ( because is other GOD = good ! NOT in evil ! ) IS NOT A SIN, so come on ! and Im the one who's making an INFRACTION ? PLEASE !

[Krlomg]

Re: I think my son has "come out of the closet".

Gay people are actually BETTER PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE, they don't discriminate and they actually treat people FAIRLY.


AND THAT "GAY AGENDA" IS A MYTH, IT DOESN'T EXIST, BUT OF COURSE YOU BUY ANYTHING THE MASSES TELL YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE SO WEAK MINDED.