Kids: Try our New Word Search

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Kids: Try our New Word Search

You guys are totally correct that they should take this.

Not everything is about gay sex my poor fellow. Just stop sniffing your boyfriends behind and start reading the Holy Bible before it is too late!

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Kids: Try our New Word Search

You guys are totally correct that they should take this.

What do you mean?

[roadkill55]

Re: Kids: Try our New Word Search

You guys are totally correct that they should take this.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Kids: Try our New Word Search

Here is the answer key. Let me know if we should do more!

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Kids: Try our New Word Search

How unfortunate that you used the atheistard spelling of "atheist".

Can you fix it? A True Christian™ will never find "athiestsburn" because he'll be looking for "atheistsburn".

Good catch, Brother! I will try to watch out for typo demons in the future!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Kids: Try our New Word Search

How unfortunate that you used the atheistard spelling of "atheist".

Can you fix it? A True Christian(tm) will never find "athiestsburn" because he'll be looking for "atheistsburn".

[James Hutchins]

Re: Kids: Try our New Word Search

I just printed out 50 copies for all the Hutchins kids to work on! The best job earns a ride in the back of my pickup to town to preach to the sinners.

[Gabriel Reproba]

EDIT: I forgot to include the search words. I have updated the image!

I have been swamped with my new job defending our True Christian™ sons and daughters from “bullying,” “assault,” “battery,” “libel,” “slander,” and “hate crime” charges resulting from their Constitutionally-protected religious speech in public schools. As such, I have not had much time to post recently. For that, I must deeply apologize, but I hope you understand the pressing mature of my work. There are so many young Christian Soldiers to defend in our Great Nation, that I hardly have time to rest.

I had a few minutes this morning, and maybe I have been working too much defending our teens, but I thought I would come up with a fun new game for the children of Landover to play. (Adults can play, too! Don’t be embarrassed!) Here is my first shot at a True Christian Word Find puzzle. I will publish the answers later, but for now, see how many phrases you can spot. The first person to list them all wins rep points!