[stanismyhero]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

So gods a female and a pedophile?!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

So gods a female and a pedophile?!

No.

and . . .

No.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

So gods a female and a pedophile?!

Friend, there is only one God. You may worship a female and you may also worship a pedophile. But not us.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

So gods a female and a pedophile?!

Who is this "stan" that you worship? Your queer boyfriend maybe?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

Who is this "stan" that you worship? Your queer boyfriend maybe?

I don't think he is worshiping stan. Stanismy is an old commie name, no idea about the hero though. Maybe it translates to some working class hero or other marxist crap.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

My wife was looking over my shoulder as I read that. She shouted 'Thanks' and has now gone for a shower. What was that all about? Funny things women...

I think I owe more of a duty to you Mr Sole than to your wife and would say it's most likely that she'd been having impure thoughts relating to some sort of pack animal. I understand that beavers hunt in packs? but am not sure about that. Perhaps a slightly larger species. Take care to notice what she does after the shower and perhaps empty her wardrobe or drawers and see if you can smell anything in there. I'm not offering any sort of advice or opinion, I hope you understand, just sharing some of my own experiences which I hope might be helpful.

[Kenny Ray]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

If you haven't shown your children God's Beaver yet then you really should.

The Creation Evidence Museum has some wonderful online resources for home schooling.

HERE is the great lesson on God's Beaver.

As it rightly points out, the beaver could just not happen through the 'theory' of evolution.

Dr. Baugh: “Some people say that beavers evolved all of those features one by one, but each one is necessary for the beaver to be so successful at living in its watery environment, it could not survive as it does if it was not born with the perfect combination already fully usable. You can learn a lesson from the beaver: Use what God gave you to succeed in life and when you learn how complex your own features are, remember you were created as a unique creature by a very smart and loving Creator!”

Please, show your children God's Beaver,

GLORY!

Jack

I think God's Beaver is Beautiful.
And the picture you posted - it was so life-like - I just wanted to reach out and squeeze that little beaver!

Unfortunately, I don't yet have a son - and I'm not sure just how much I'll be able to teach my daughter about God's Beaver. I mean - I'll expose her to it - but I don't know how much will sink in, if you know what I mean.

However, let me just add that I don't think that God's Beaver is just for little children. I know many men whom just might become interested in Salvation™ once they see His Big Wet Hairy Beaver in all its Glory!

As for smelling like fish - could that just be a rotting smell? Sometimes things that are rotten smell like fish. Most animals lick themselves for cleanliness. I think I heard someone once say that "a beaver can't lick itself"; but, I'm not sure if that is true or not. Is it possible that two beavers lick each other? If not - that might account for the smell. It could just be how clean the water they swim in is too - I mean - isn't God's beaver always wet? I don't want to go on about it too much - I just think it is a shame that some True Christians™ are turned off by the smell of God's Beaver.