Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

While I agree that God's Creation is perfect in every way, I've always been confused about one thing: Toenails.

All mine ever do is cut my good socks if I don't trim them really short. What are they for?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

She says she has a great rump roast.

Can't wait

YIC

[Noah Sole]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

Excellent - I'm sure she'll be sorting you out some good beaver soon.

Is she a good cook?

YIC

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

With your wife leaving you and everything?

Well she'll be laughing on the other side of her face soon enough: my new char lady is working out a treat and the house is spotless and the dinner is in the oven when I get home

YIC

[Noah Sole]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

Apparently even the pope says that they can be eaten on Fridays. I don't eat a lot of beaver myself (I don't like the taste unless it has been thoroughly washed). I don't suppose you do either Brother Laurence? With your wife leaving you and everything?

YIC

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

I'm never to sure about beavers.

Aren't they fish? They smell of fish. I'm sure they are fish.

YIC

[Jack O'fagan]

If you haven't shown your children God's Beaver yet then you really should.

The Creation Evidence Museum has some wonderful online resources for home schooling.

HERE is the great lesson on God's Beaver.

As it rightly points out, the beaver could just not happen through the 'theory' of evolution.

Dr. Baugh: “Some people say that beavers evolved all of those features one by one, but each one is necessary for the beaver to be so successful at living in its watery environment, it could not survive as it does if it was not born with the perfect combination already fully usable. You can learn a lesson from the beaver: Use what God gave you to succeed in life and when you learn how complex your own features are, remember you were created as a unique creature by a very smart and loving Creator!”

Please, show your children God's Beaver,

GLORY!

Jack