[Kenny Ray]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

If you haven't shown your children God's Beaver yet then you really should.

The Creation Evidence Museum has some wonderful online resources for home schooling.

HERE is the great lesson on God's Beaver.

As it rightly points out, the beaver could just not happen through the 'theory' of evolution.

Dr. Baugh: “Some people say that beavers evolved all of those features one by one, but each one is necessary for the beaver to be so successful at living in its watery environment, it could not survive as it does if it was not born with the perfect combination already fully usable. You can learn a lesson from the beaver: Use what God gave you to succeed in life and when you learn how complex your own features are, remember you were created as a unique creature by a very smart and loving Creator!”

Please, show your children God's Beaver,

GLORY!

Jack

I think God's Beaver is Beautiful.
And the picture you posted - it was so life-like - I just wanted to reach out and squeeze that little beaver!

Unfortunately, I don't yet have a son - and I'm not sure just how much I'll be able to teach my daughter about God's Beaver. I mean - I'll expose her to it - but I don't know how much will sink in, if you know what I mean.

However, let me just add that I don't think that God's Beaver is just for little children. I know many men whom just might become interested in Salvation™ once they see His Big Wet Hairy Beaver in all its Glory!

As for smelling like fish - could that just be a rotting smell? Sometimes things that are rotten smell like fish. Most animals lick themselves for cleanliness. I think I heard someone once say that "a beaver can't lick itself"; but, I'm not sure if that is true or not. Is it possible that two beavers lick each other? If not - that might account for the smell. It could just be how clean the water they swim in is too - I mean - isn't God's beaver always wet? I don't want to go on about it too much - I just think it is a shame that some True Christians™ are turned off by the smell of God's Beaver.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

My wife was looking over my shoulder as I read that. She shouted 'Thanks' and has now gone for a shower. What was that all about? Funny things women...

I think I owe more of a duty to you Mr Sole than to your wife and would say it's most likely that she'd been having impure thoughts relating to some sort of pack animal. I understand that beavers hunt in packs? but am not sure about that. Perhaps a slightly larger species. Take care to notice what she does after the shower and perhaps empty her wardrobe or drawers and see if you can smell anything in there. I'm not offering any sort of advice or opinion, I hope you understand, just sharing some of my own experiences which I hope might be helpful.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

Who is this "stan" that you worship? Your queer boyfriend maybe?

I don't think he is worshiping stan. Stanismy is an old commie name, no idea about the hero though. Maybe it translates to some working class hero or other marxist crap.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

So gods a female and a pedophile?!

Who is this "stan" that you worship? Your queer boyfriend maybe?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

So gods a female and a pedophile?!

Friend, there is only one God. You may worship a female and you may also worship a pedophile. But not us.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

So gods a female and a pedophile?!

No.

and . . .

No.

[stanismyhero]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

So gods a female and a pedophile?!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

Beavers stink to high Heaven and they taste nasty (so I've heard) so I want nothing to do with them.

[Noah Sole]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

Hmmm, I think I see the problem: Beavers get wet with the water fish have been swimming in, thus when they get all wet and soaked, they stink of fish. Of course, it doesn't hurt them any, all they're looking for is a nice stiff log, and I'm sure the wood doesn't mind.

My wife was looking over my shoulder as I read that. She shouted 'Thanks' and has now gone for a shower. What was that all about? Funny things women...

[Henry Poppendorfer]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

That's very true Henry, my oldest son wants to know why beavers smell of fish? He says they aren't fish, they don't ingest fish and seem to fill themselves with wood. So why the smell? I suggested he bring it up at Sunday School.

YIC

Hmmm, I think I see the problem: Beavers get wet with the water fish have been swimming in, thus when they get all wet and soaked, they stink of fish. Of course, it doesn't hurt them any, all they're looking for is a nice stiff log, and I'm sure the wood doesn't mind.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

You are right about the Designer making things perfectly.

Toes nails are for support as we put downforce on our toes as we walk or run. Imagine the mess we would make if the top of our skin on our toes was compressed by our distal phalanx!

That makes no sense. People walk just fine when they've lost their toenails due to fungal infections or injury.

Maybe God just wants to keep women busy darning our socks!

[Thinks Design]

While I agree that God's Creation is perfect in every way, I've always been confused about one thing: Toenails.

All mine ever do is cut my good socks if I don't trim them really short. What are they for?

You are right about the Designer making things perfectly.

Toes nails are for support as we put downforce on our toes as we walk or run. Imagine the mess we would make if the top of our skin on our toes was compressed by our distal phalanx!

Yuck!

The Designer gets it right again: there is purpose in everything.

ThinksDesign.

[Noah Sole]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

Kids ask the funniest questions sometimes!

That's very true Henry, my oldest son wants to know why beavers smell of fish? He says they aren't fish, they don't ingest fish and seem to fill themselves with wood. So why the smell? I suggested he bring it up at Sunday School.

YIC

[Henry Poppendorfer]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

I make sure to let my own children know about not just the one beaver, but that ALL beavers are God's beavers. At least, so long as those beavers are doing the Lord's work. Of course, sometimes my kids ask how God's beavers stand being so hot and hairy in the summertime if they never get shaved, and I just tell them it's because they get so soaking wet. Kids ask the funniest questions sometimes!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Have your children seen God's Beaver yet?

If you haven't shown your children God's Beaver yet then you really should.

The Creation Evidence Museum has some wonderful online resources for home schooling.

HERE is the great lesson on God's Beaver.

As it rightly points out, the beaver could just not happen through the 'theory' of evolution.

Dr. Baugh: “Some people say that beavers evolved all of those features one by one, but each one is necessary for the beaver to be so successful at living in its watery environment, it could not survive as it does if it was not born with the perfect combination already fully usable. You can learn a lesson from the beaver: Use what God gave you to succeed in life and when you learn how complex your own features are, remember you were created as a unique creature by a very smart and loving Creator!”

Please, show your children God's Beaver,

GLORY!

Jack

Glory indeed Brother!

A beaver could never evolve all at once, and I'll tell you from experience that if you cut of their tails or knock out their teeth, they die in a matter of days. Scientists are idiots for suggesting that beavers without big flat tails or huge teeth could have survived in the past!

On a related note, muskrats meet the same fate as beavers if you bash them in the face with a shovel, knocking their teeth out. They can live longer without their tails though. Maybe that's because God gave them smaller ones.

So, after your children are well versed in the glory of our furry little friend the beaver, introduce them to God's other perfectly created, but dissimliar little pal, the muskrat!

The wily and intelligently designed muskrat. Take THAT evolutionists!

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