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One never truly realizes how beguiling Satan is until they realize he has slipped past their Godly guard and is right under their noses with his latest wiles.
This morning's trip over to my son Connor's house started out as just an ordinary visit. It ended with me tossing my granddaughter, 11-year-old Christina, across the living room before laying into her with her father's crocodile-skin belt for a good "forty stripes save one" as the Bible clearly lays out for us (Deut. 25:3; 2 Cor. 11:24).
What caused me to react so swiftly and to get the ire up of her father who questioned her for more than an hour before sending her bruised rump up to her room? This deceived girl was walking around the house blowing bubbles on a device so repugnant and obviously conceived by Satan that the very wind went out of me upon seeing it...
Immediately, my face became red with anger, and then again upon hearing her admit she used it at least six times. Then I wanted to throw up. The poor girl seemed to have no idea why we found fault with her using this item or why we got so mad. Satan always uses deception--lust and deception--and here he was robbing my flesh and blood of her innocence.
Maybe we got to my granddaughter in time, but with tools like this designed to train our children in how to defile themselves, there isn't much hope for any of our youth to stay pure.
Apparently, this pre-teen masturbation tool/blow-job trainer was given to her by a friend at school, which means we have no idea who makes it or where it is sold. All True Christian™ homes should be on the lookout for it and others of its kind. if it is found, let a Pastor know immediately so that we can officially add it to the Landover Banned Toys List.
Pastor Ed
This morning's trip over to my son Connor's house started out as just an ordinary visit. It ended with me tossing my granddaughter, 11-year-old Christina, across the living room before laying into her with her father's crocodile-skin belt for a good "forty stripes save one" as the Bible clearly lays out for us (Deut. 25:3; 2 Cor. 11:24).
What caused me to react so swiftly and to get the ire up of her father who questioned her for more than an hour before sending her bruised rump up to her room? This deceived girl was walking around the house blowing bubbles on a device so repugnant and obviously conceived by Satan that the very wind went out of me upon seeing it...
Immediately, my face became red with anger, and then again upon hearing her admit she used it at least six times. Then I wanted to throw up. The poor girl seemed to have no idea why we found fault with her using this item or why we got so mad. Satan always uses deception--lust and deception--and here he was robbing my flesh and blood of her innocence.
Maybe we got to my granddaughter in time, but with tools like this designed to train our children in how to defile themselves, there isn't much hope for any of our youth to stay pure.
Apparently, this pre-teen masturbation tool/blow-job trainer was given to her by a friend at school, which means we have no idea who makes it or where it is sold. All True Christian™ homes should be on the lookout for it and others of its kind. if it is found, let a Pastor know immediately so that we can officially add it to the Landover Banned Toys List.
Pastor Ed
some Homersexualaizer will be forcing those into the rectums of the innocent, just to pull the 'wand' out and make tiny bubbles.
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