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  • Missionary in Sweden
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2011
    • 189

    #1

    Child preachers

    Here's a feel-good video to warm all your Christian hearts this beautiful spring day. It's never to early to fill your child with the love of Christ.

    Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

    Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Child preachers

    Amen!

    Why, that heartwarming video reminded me of this Spirit-led child preaching to people coming out of their lukewarm church on Easter Morning. Of course lukewarm Christians make God vomit (Revelation 3:16), but this child won't be silent, he will preach what their lukewarm preachers refuse to address. He will preach the Gospel Truth: Homosexuals are going to Hell! Hallelujah!!!

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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