Rehtaeh Parsons was Canadian so it is no surprise that she was a dirty slut. 17 months ago she seduced 4 innocent young boys into a gangbang and posted the pictures of her crime against God on the Internet. Again, no surprises there. After all, she is from Canada. Of course the slut refuses to follow God's commandments and refuses to marry her rapists (Deuteronomy 22:28-29).
Then it becomes weird. Instead of repenting and begging Jesus for forgiveness, Rehtaeh Parsons starts complaining that everyone around her is calling her a slut and SMSing her to get sex with her. Apparently she was too stupid to realize that posting your sexual escapades online will cause this. Canadian and stupid, I just realize there is really no surprise there either.
And now for the worst part! As we all know God kills those who break His laws (1 Chronicles 10:13). So her "suicide" comes as no surprise. Her friends and family, unfortunately, have always used the Bible as toilet paper and have no clue whatsoever what it takes to go to Heaven.
So they have started posting this extreme insult to God online:

A clear insult to God. As any Christian would realize there are many reasons why this slut will never go to Heaven and instead will burn in Hell for all eternity. A well deserved punishment.
Any True Christian™ will know there are many many reasons why this God mocking slut will burn in Hell:
Then it becomes weird. Instead of repenting and begging Jesus for forgiveness, Rehtaeh Parsons starts complaining that everyone around her is calling her a slut and SMSing her to get sex with her. Apparently she was too stupid to realize that posting your sexual escapades online will cause this. Canadian and stupid, I just realize there is really no surprise there either.
And now for the worst part! As we all know God kills those who break His laws (1 Chronicles 10:13). So her "suicide" comes as no surprise. Her friends and family, unfortunately, have always used the Bible as toilet paper and have no clue whatsoever what it takes to go to Heaven.
So they have started posting this extreme insult to God online:


A clear insult to God. As any Christian would realize there are many reasons why this slut will never go to Heaven and instead will burn in Hell for all eternity. A well deserved punishment.
Any True Christian™ will know there are many many reasons why this God mocking slut will burn in Hell:
- Everyone who commits suicide goes to Hell for violating God's laws: 1 Samuel 31:4-6, 2 Samuel 17:23, 1 Kings 16:18, Matthew 27:5.
- Every slut goes to Hell: Hebrews 13:4.
- She no doubt had a few abortions, also a reason to burn in Hell: Jeremiah 1:5.
- She was Canadian, all Canadians will burn in Hell as no country in the world is as pro gay as Canada: Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26-27.
- She will burn in Hell for refusing to admit she is a dirty sinner: Romans 3:10.
- She will burn in Hell for refusing to turn from sin (repent): Acts 17:30.
- She will burn in Hell for refusing to believe that Jesus Christ died for her, was buried and rose from the dead: Romans 10:9-10.
- She will burn in Hell for refusing to choose Jesus: John 14:6.
- She will burn in Hell for refusing to follow God's laws as written in His Holy Bible for 100%: James 2:10.


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