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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #106
    Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

    Originally posted by Warlock's Harlot View Post
    But what if you're wrong? What if you've mistaken something in your teachings? It is possible. You are still human after all.
    What do we have to do with it? Jesus guides our every actions, saying we are wrong means Jesus is wrong.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #107
      Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

      Originally posted by Warlock's Harlot View Post
      But what if you're wrong? What if you've mistaken something in your teachings? It is possible. You are still human after all.
      Harlot, I've had a lengthy chat with Pastor Ezekiel, so we could understand one another's positions.

      At my church, we do not "interpret" anything. We follow the KJV Bible AS WRITTEN, which is the EXACT same thing these good Landover True Christians(tm) do. That's why I post here. Most churches are false; they pick and choose the parts of the Bible they like, and leave the rest behind. They're called supermarket or salad bar Christians.

      One subset of the salad bar Christian is the "Ned". Named after Simpsons character Ned Flanders, these people are always harping about the God of Love. (Eros, I think.) They ignore that the One True God also hates, and possibly hates more than He loves!

      We are not Neds, nor are we any other form of Supermarket Christian.

      As for making mistakes . . . Tell me, how would you misunderstand "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live"? Hmm?

      God gave us a Book to follow. As long as we follow it, no problems, and no mistakes!
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • shadow's slut
        Unsaved Trash cartoon worshiper, witch
        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
        • Apr 2008
        • 149

        #108
        Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        As for making mistakes . . . Tell me, how would you misunderstand "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live"? Hmm?

        God gave us a Book to follow. As long as we follow it, no problems, and no mistakes!
        T
        That quote originally translated to "Thou shalt not suffer a poisoner to live," not witch. It was changed to witch by a bigot who hated women and the Old Religions.
        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        What do we have to do with it? Jesus guides our every actions, saying we are wrong means Jesus is wrong.
        God has not spoken to anyone directly for 2000 years. Don't pull that one on me. Or are you saying you're a prophet of God?

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        • JennyD
          Honorary True Christian™
          Sweet Placid Sister
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 9567

          #109
          Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

          Originally posted by Warlock's Harlot View Post
          T
          That quote originally translated to "Thou shalt not suffer a poisoner to live," not witch. It was changed to witch by a bigot who hated women and the Old Religions.
          Interesting. What's your source for that?

          See, our source is God, who can change His book in any way He wants.
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          • MansonQueer
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            Under Investigation
            • Aug 2008
            • 21

            #110
            Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

            Originally posted by JennyD View Post

            ... God ... can change His book in any way He wants.
            Oh really? Does 'god' have an editor and a publisher to do that for him?
            I request the reason for your 'golden rule'; I request the why and wherefore of your 'ten commandments'.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #111
              Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

              Originally posted by MansonQueer View Post
              Oh really? Does 'god' have an editor and a publisher to do that for him?
              God has angels, right? Logically God has editors and publishers among His servants.

              I mean what do you think wrote The Bible after all; invisible elves nobody could see?

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • VictoryOS
                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                 
                • Dec 2007
                • 5388

                #112
                Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                Originally posted by MansonQueer View Post
                Oh really? Does 'god' have an editor and a publisher to do that for him?
                Miss, do you really think you're ever going to find a man to marry with that cocky attitude? Why can't you open your eyes and see the Truth for what it is?
                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                in 2016

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22855

                  #113
                  Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                  Originally posted by shadow's slut View Post
                  T
                  That quote originally translated to "Thou shalt not suffer a poisoner to live," not witch. It was changed to witch by a bigot who hated women and the Old Religions.
                  The alleged change was supposed to have been done by James I & VI, but you will then be able to tell me why the Geneva Bible of 1560, published 6 years before he was born, has Exo:22:18 as "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." and why a witchcraft site (True Christian Ladies should not follow this llink) says,
                  "In its original Hebrew text the verse reads: M'khashephah lo tichayyah. Literally this means: "May a m'khashephah not live" or "You will not keep a m'khashephah in life." M'khashephah is the feminine form (although it also has a collective meaning) of a term which can also be used in the masculine m'khasheph). It means someone who practices k'shaphim, a magic characterized by spell-working that aggressively makes changes in the environment.
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                  • MansonQueer
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 21

                    #114
                    Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                    Miss, do you really think you're ever going to find a man to marry with that cocky attitude? Why can't you open your eyes and see the Truth for what it is?
                    Look, you fat bitch, I am a MAN. I have a PENIS. I realize your uncomfortable with the opposite sex, as you've never gotten any, but thats not my problem!
                    I request the reason for your 'golden rule'; I request the why and wherefore of your 'ten commandments'.

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #115
                      Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                      Originally posted by MansonQueer View Post
                      Look, you fat bitch, I am a MAN. I have a PENIS. I realize your uncomfortable with the opposite sex, as you've never gotten any, but thats not my problem!
                      No, you're a queer Hellbound sodomite who mocks God.

                      You're what we call a "faggot", in the "bundle of sticks to burn" sense.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78553

                        #116
                        Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                        Originally posted by MansonQueer View Post
                        Look, you fat bitch, I am a MAN. I have a PENIS. I realize your uncomfortable with the opposite sex, as you've never gotten any, but thats not my problem!
                        Look nancy; We don't take that kind of hateful spew off of anyone. Just because you masturbate to Charles Manson photos, it doesn't make you a badass.

                        Watch your mouth or you might lose your posting privileges.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • VictoryOS
                          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                           
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 5388

                          #117
                          Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                          Originally posted by MansonQueer View Post
                          Look, you fat bitch, I am a MAN. I have a PENIS. I realize your uncomfortable with the opposite sex, as you've never gotten any, but thats not my problem!
                          If you don't want people to think you're a woman, then maybe you shouldn't post with a picture of a woman as your avatar! How was I supposed to know otherwise?
                          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                          in 2016

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                          • MansonQueer
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 21

                            #118
                            Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                            Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                            If you don't want people to think you're a woman, then maybe you shouldn't post with a picture of a woman as your avatar! How was I supposed to know otherwise?
                            THAT'S A PICTURE OF ME YOU FUCKING FAT BITCH!!!
                            I request the reason for your 'golden rule'; I request the why and wherefore of your 'ten commandments'.

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                            • MansonQueer
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 21

                              #119
                              Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Look nancy; We don't take that kind of hateful spew off of anyone. Just because you masturbate to Charles Manson photos, it doesn't make you a badass.

                              Watch your mouth or you might lose your posting privileges.
                              My user name does not refer to charles manson but Marilyn Manson
                              I request the reason for your 'golden rule'; I request the why and wherefore of your 'ten commandments'.

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                              • VictoryOS
                                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                 
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 5388

                                #120
                                Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                                Originally posted by MansonQueer View Post
                                THAT'S A PICTURE OF ME YOU piffleING FAT BITCH!!!
                                Wow. I understand your anger now.

                                It isn't Jesus' fault you look like a woman. Try cutting your hair and maybe lift some weights or something. I'm not trying to be mean, just trying to make some helpful suggestions. Poor dear, you probably look more like your mother than your father. I'll pray for you.
                                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                in 2016

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