25 flu-vaccine facts Obama doesn't want you to know!

[Cranky Old Man]

If God wants you to become sick, you become sick. As every Christian knows, they only proper way to get cured when you are sick, is prayer (Matthew 21:22).

Unfortunately the communist Obamacare is serving Satan with a flu-vaccination program. Houses are forcefully entered by the Obama death squads and people get a flu-vaccine against their will. A pointless attempt to insult Jesus by trying to avoid a well deserved sickness. Of course flu-vaccine has the opposite effect as insulting God will only increase your punishment.

The facts:
Fact #1: The flu vaccine gives you the flu or makes you sick.
Fact #2: Flu vaccines contains dangerous ingredients, such as mercury, formaldehyde and antifreeze.
Fact #3: Pregnant women should not get the flu shot.
Fact #4: Flu vaccines can cause Alzheimer's disease.
Fact #5: Flu vaccines provide billions of dollars in profits for pharmaceutical companies.
Fact #6: Flu vaccines don't work.
Fact #7: Flu vaccines don't work for children.
Fact #8: Flu vaccines make it easier for people to catch pneumonia or other infectious diseases.
Fact #9: Flu vaccines cause vascular or cardiovascular disorders.
Fact #10: Flu vaccines can break the "blood brain barrier" of young children and hurt their development.
Fact #11: Flu vaccines cause narcolepsy.
Fact #12: The flu vaccine weakens your body's immune response.
Fact #13: The flu vaccine causes nerve disorders such as Guillain Barre syndrome.
Fact #14: The flu vaccine can cause neurological disorders.
Fact #15: Influenza isn't that bad. Or, people recover quickly from it.
Fact #16: People don't die from the flu unless they have another underlying condition already.
Fact #17: People with egg allergies cannot get the flu shot. It will kill them!
Fact #18: If I get the flu, antibiotics will take care of me.
Fact #19: The flu shot doesn't work for me, personally, because last time I got it, I got the flu anyway.
Fact #20: I never get the flu, so I don't need the shot.
Fact #21: I can protect myself from the flu by eating right and washing my hands regularly.
Fact #22: It's okay if I get the flu because it will make my immune system stronger.
Fact #23: Making a new vaccine each year only makes influenza strains stronger.
Fact #24: The side effects of the flu shot are worse than the flu.
Fact #25: The flu vaccine causes Bell's palsy and AIDS.

Leave it to the Obama liberal media to twist all these facts to please Satan.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 25 flu-vaccine facts Obama doesn't want you to know!

They also don't want you to know that part of the vaccine comes from aborted fetuses. These are big businesses (Planned Parenthood, liberal government, Obamacare), and they all work together to scratch each others' backs.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 25 flu-vaccine facts Obama doesn't want you to know!

Flu vaccines make men want to have anal sex with other men.


Some food for thought: Ever notice they want you to get a new flu shot EVERY year? They claim 'the flu evolves'. Right-eo. I have yet to see a monkey tail eminate from a syringe. How do the secular fairy tale people explain this away?

[Brother Larry]

Re: 25 flu-vaccine facts Obama doesn't want you to know!

I wish I had seen this post earlier. I got a flu shot today.

Now I know why I had a really strange afternoon. I was surfing TV channels and found myself interested in a movie on Lifetime called "Men Should be Subservient to their Wives," starring Janeane Garofalo and Meredith Baxter Birney. Suddenly I had an urge to pray, and the Holy Spirit moved me to change the channel, quickly.

But it didn't stop there. I got an ad in the mail today that had a coupon for $35 off electrolysis. I felt such hatred for my chest hair that I was in the car heading toward this clinic when an angel zapped me upside the head and said, "Man, what thinkest thou? Be not afraid, for I am come to rescue thee from thy madness!"

Do you think I should get a transfusion or maybe find someone trained in bloodletting? Judy Garland songs have been going through my head for the last ten minutes.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: 25 flu-vaccine facts Obama doesn't want you to know!

If flu shots cause these depths I will definitely avoid them. Janeane Garofalo is a tatted lezbo that carries a vibrator with a kick starter.

[Figo1987]

Re: 25 flu-vaccine facts Obama doesn't want you to know!

If God wants you to become sick, you become sick. As every Christian knows, they only proper way to get cured when you are sick, is prayer (Matthew 21:22).

Unfortunately the communist Obamacare is serving Satan with a flu-vaccination program. Houses are forcefully entered by the Obama death squads and people get a flu-vaccine against their will. A pointless attempt to insult Jesus by trying to avoid a well deserved sickness. Of course flu-vaccine has the opposite effect as insulting God will only increase your punishment.

The facts:
Fact #1: The flu vaccine gives you the flu or makes you sick.
Fact #2: Flu vaccines contains dangerous ingredients, such as mercury, formaldehyde and antifreeze.
Fact #3: Pregnant women should not get the flu shot.
Fact #4: Flu vaccines can cause Alzheimer's disease.
Fact #5: Flu vaccines provide billions of dollars in profits for pharmaceutical companies.
Fact #6: Flu vaccines don't work.
Fact #7: Flu vaccines don't work for children.
Fact #8: Flu vaccines make it easier for people to catch pneumonia or other infectious diseases.
Fact #9: Flu vaccines cause vascular or cardiovascular disorders.
Fact #10: Flu vaccines can break the "blood brain barrier" of young children and hurt their development.
Fact #11: Flu vaccines cause narcolepsy.
Fact #12: The flu vaccine weakens your body's immune response.
Fact #13: The flu vaccine causes nerve disorders such as Guillain Barre syndrome.
Fact #14: The flu vaccine can cause neurological disorders.
Fact #15: Influenza isn't that bad. Or, people recover quickly from it.
Fact #16: People don't die from the flu unless they have another underlying condition already.
Fact #17: People with egg allergies cannot get the flu shot. It will kill them!
Fact #18: If I get the flu, antibiotics will take care of me.
Fact #19: The flu shot doesn't work for me, personally, because last time I got it, I got the flu anyway.
Fact #20: I never get the flu, so I don't need the shot.
Fact #21: I can protect myself from the flu by eating right and washing my hands regularly.
Fact #22: It's okay if I get the flu because it will make my immune system stronger.
Fact #23: Making a new vaccine each year only makes influenza strains stronger.
Fact #24: The side effects of the flu shot are worse than the flu.
Fact #25: The flu vaccine causes Bell's palsy and AIDS.

Leave it to the Obama liberal media to twist all these facts to please Satan.

I feel sorry for you Americans if thats what your flu jabs do :O

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: 25 flu-vaccine facts Obama doesn't want you to know!

I feel sorry for you Americans if thats what your flu jabs do :O

I feel sorry for you Brits. What is it like living in a muslim caliphate?

Oh, dearie me, they went and banned ChrisTmas this year.

[WWJDnow]

Re: 25 flu-vaccine facts Obama doesn't want you to know!

Flu vaccines are just another big government, nanny state boondoggle, and it's easy enough to prove. Why does the government say that we need a new vaccine every year? According to the Centers for Disease Control,

A flu vaccine is needed every year because flu viruses are constantly changing. It’s not unusual for new flu viruses to appear each year. The flu vaccine is updated annually to keep up with the flu viruses as they change.

Flu viruses are constantly changing? New flu viruses appear each year? That is EVOLUTION, and we all know from the Bible that evolution is just a myth. Nobody from Landover would ever go near this evolutionist voodoo.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 25 flu-vaccine facts Obama doesn't want you to know!

FACT: NO TRUE Christian(tm) has ever had a flue shot and NO TRUE Christian(tm) has the flue.

Prove me wrong atheist scum.