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  • TheOtakuAthiest
    Unsaved trash, pathetic jap wannabe
    • May 2014
    • 4

    #241
    Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

    Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
    Who cares? This isn't a popularity contest. We preach the Bible literally, as Jesus commands that we do;

    II Timothy 4:2-5
    Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
    For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
    And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
    But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

    And we do not interpret like so many false Christians do;

    2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

    We raise our children the True Christian™ way. Not by some silly liberal secular doctrine that turns them into....well, hateful people like you

    With that said, we welcome your persecution;

    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
    Are you telling me right now that someone who TORTURES CHILDREN is FAAAAR less hateful than me, a simple human being who is sickened by the fact that those who beat children to death and then get prosecuted for the previous act, are considered to be the victims.
    "Thou siteth ist bullshit." FuckYou 12:23

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #242
      Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

      Originally posted by TheOtakuAthiest View Post
      Oh, yes. Teach Christians that they should love and pray to a god who seems at this point to be a severe version of a playground bully.
      And obey and praise! Oh, but not a playground bully, dear. More like a playground Bodyguard Against Sin.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22356

        #243
        Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

        Originally posted by TheOtakuAthiest View Post
        Oh, yes. Teach Christians that they should love and pray to a god who seems at this point to be a severe version of a playground bully.
        So? The alternative is eternal damnation to Hell, so smart people choose to love and obey God!
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • see_the_light
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 1386

          #244
          Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

          Originally posted by TheOtakuAthiest View Post
          Oh, yes. Teach Christians that they should love and pray to a god who seems at this point to be a severe version of a playground bully.

          Romans 12:12
          Rejoicing in hope; patient in tribulation; continuing instant in prayer;


          That is the proper way of presenting it.

          PRAISE THE LORD!

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          • MTEden
            Unsaved trash
            • Jul 2014
            • 3

            #245
            Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

            This is unbelievable!!! I have never met such idiotic people who think TORTURING AN INNOCENT CHILD is a good idea because you guys think some guy with a beard told you to do it through a dumb book that some guy that got high probably wrote. Im going to figure out where all of you live and im going to make sure that those children find a better home and i hope you guys are all sent to jail WHERE YOU BELONG!

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            • ExGay Alex
              Helping boys become upright model citizens
              True Christian™
              • May 2008
              • 1295

              #246
              Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

              Originally posted by MTEden View Post
              This is unbelievable!!! I have never met such idiotic people who think TORTURING AN INNOCENT CHILD is a good idea because you guys think some guy with a beard told you to do it through a dumb book that some guy that got high probably wrote. Im going to figure out where all of you live and im going to make sure that those children find a better home and i hope you guys are all sent to jail WHERE YOU BELONG!
              You'll change your tune about Christ and His eternal love when you are roasting in the fiery pits of Hell for your blasphemy.

              Your semi-literate threats "to find out where we live" and take away our children are very interesting. Here's a nice little text to read:

              U.S. Code › Title 18 › Part I › Chapter 41 › § 875
              18 U.S. Code § 875 - Interstate communications

              ... (c) Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any threat to kidnap any person or any threat to injure the person of another, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.


              See that? You just committed a Federal crime, Sweetheart. Perhaps we'll find out where YOU live.....
              "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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              • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2014
                • 1330

                #247
                Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

                Originally posted by MTEden View Post
                This is unbelievable!!! I have never met such idiotic people who think TORTURING AN INNOCENT CHILD is a good idea because you guys think some guy with a beard told you to do it through a dumb book that some guy that got high probably wrote. Im going to figure out where all of you live and im going to make sure that those children find a better home and i hope you guys are all sent to jail WHERE YOU BELONG!
                Well, it is not torturing the child since it is saving them from the fiery pits of hell. Look at the Bible - there are many verses about discipline and the benefits of discipline!

                Look at what Proverbs 13:24 says, "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes." So, I've been on the returning end of the rod countless times. It hurts, it's supposed to hurt. I can't comfortably sit down for a while, but I'd rather endure the pains of a well-deserved disciplining than the fiery pits of hell. Here's a verse on what hell is like. "And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name." Revelations 14:11.

                See, that is horribly painful and that lasts for eternity! So, excuse me pastors for quoting secular music, but hopefully this will help get the point. Even one of Les Miserables' characters - Eponine to be specific, says "A little fall of rain can't hurt me now!" It's the same way with discipline.
                "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22356

                  #248
                  Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

                  Originally posted by MTEden View Post
                  This is unbelievable!!! I have never met such idiotic people who think TORTURING AN INNOCENT CHILD is a good idea
                  Your mistake is the assumption that children are innocent. They are not! Children are sinners and as such they are all a huge disappointment to God (Romans 3:23, Romans 3:10). If no one acts on this it will end very bad for the child: eternal damnation to Hell.

                  Fortunately God is righteous and just (Deuteronomy 32:4; Psalm 11:7; Psalm 119:137). So if the child stops sinning and starts obeying and worshipping God, it can be saved.

                  Unfortunately all children are stupid. If you tell them they have to obey God, they start playing with themselves instead. It's disgusting. Fortunately God is all knowing, so He has commanded us how to properly raise our children to prevent their eternal damnation. That's just how much God loves all those who obey Him!

                  Proverbs 23:13-14 - King James Version (KJV)
                  13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
                  14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • ThisWillBeFun
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2014
                    • 2

                    #249
                    Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    Your mistake is the assumption that children are innocent. They are not! Children are sinners and as such they are all a huge disappointment to God (Romans 3:23, Romans 3:10). If no one acts on this it will end very bad for the child: eternal damnation to Hell.

                    Fortunately God is righteous and just (Deuteronomy 32:4; Psalm 11:7; Psalm 119:137). So if the child stops sinning and starts obeying and worshipping God, it can be saved.

                    Unfortunately all children are stupid. If you tell them they have to obey God, they start playing with themselves instead. It's disgusting. Fortunately God is all knowing, so He has commanded us how to properly raise our children to prevent their eternal damnation. That's just how much God loves all those who obey Him!

                    Proverbs 23:13-14 - King James Version (KJV)
                    13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
                    14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
                    I'm assuming you are a child then cuz yo ass sound pretty stupid right now.
                    There really is no limit to human stupidity.
                    You make it sound as if you're all slaves to your god. And quite frankly, I think you extremists are.

                    And upon reading a few threads, I honestly thought you guys were a satanic cult. Cuz the shit yall be saying sound satanic as fuuuuuuuuuccckkkk. He probably down there laughing his ass off right now. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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                    • ThisWillBeFun
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jul 2014
                      • 2

                      #250
                      Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

                      Man you guys work fast. A minute later and I get a notification? Kudos to you Felishitty.
                      Though, wish your brain works half as fast.

                      Take your little infraction. And shove it up your CENSORED.
                      Last edited by Felicity; 07-24-2014, 10:32 AM. Reason: Made post nicer to read for Jesus

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22356

                        #251
                        Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

                        Originally posted by ThisWillBeFun View Post
                        You make it sound as if you're all slaves to your god. And quite frankly, I think you extremists are.
                        Well DUH! Doing everything that God commands us to do is the only way to prevent eternal damnation to the fires of Hell!!! (James 2:10)

                        You have to be incredibly stupid to ignore this, as you just demonstrated.
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Steph Leia
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jun 2014
                          • 235

                          #252
                          Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

                          Originally posted by ThisWillBeFun View Post
                          Man you guys work fast. A minute later and I get a notification? Kudos to you Felishitty.
                          Though, wish your brain works half as fast.

                          Take your little infraction. And shove it up your CENSORED.
                          Hello, dear. Usually I would give you my lovely re-written every time intro speech. Hi, welcome, check out the intro forum etc. But judging by your name, and your posts, I will instead redirect you to this. Please, instead of just going ahead and insulting us, why don't you talk to us? Get to know about us and the lovely connection the True Christians share with Jesus. If anything we say or do seems satanic, feel free to use scripture (from the KJV if possible ) to back up your claim. Any and all of your opinions will be respected, as long as you manage to back your claims up with scripture.
                          Atheists! Make the right choice!
                          or
                          It should be obvious.
                          Come stand with us, with Christians, with Jesus, in eternal glory in heaven instead of agony in hell. You won't regret it!

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                          • patty turner
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jul 2014
                            • 4

                            #253
                            Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

                            Even these instructions are too soft I use much more brutal techniques while taming my devilish children

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14076

                              #254
                              Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

                              Originally posted by #betterthan U View Post
                              Even these instructions are too soft I use much more brutal techniques while taming my devilish children
                              Would you care to share your self-incriminating evidence testimony and the Scripture to justify it?

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                              • ChristianMother75
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Aug 2014
                                • 3

                                #255
                                Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

                                I don't condone corporal punishment. In my opinion, a Christian's ideology of parenting should be that of caring for the husband/wife and loving the children with an equal amount of love whilst accepting that all children are different in terms of gender, age and hobbies.

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