[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

How did the invasion go? I saw something on the news last night about two men running out the camp screaming like little girls, hurriedly getting into a Cadillac Escalade (or whatever it was — the resolution of the video wasn't very good), and speeding off.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

How did the invasion go? I saw something on the news last night about two men running out the camp screaming like little girls, hurriedly getting into a Cadillac Escalade (or whatever it was — the resolution of the video wasn't very good), and speeding off.

Strange, we haven't heard from Mary Martin or her new sidekick, BuckBoy.

Is it possible Bobby-Joe nabbed them as they tried to escape?

[commie!commie!commie!]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!
New For Summer 2008:

This year, our young campers will be conducting several righteous religious raids upon the ungodly children at Camp Quest (a secular summer camp for sacrilegious science-loving sissies) for drive by, Get Your Feet Hot For Jesus! visitations. Bring your cap-guns and pistols (if you are over 7-years old and love Jesus) for some old fashioned soul-winning shoot-em-up dusty foot devil dancin'! Talk to a camp counselor when you arrive, as we anticipate that seats on the school buses will fill up quickly, and make sure your parents check the box on your permission slip that says you can stay up past curfew.

I don't even know what to say to this, for once I'm lost for words.

[Nobar King]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

I know what to say. Stop quote-copying entire posts and adding nothing of import to them. We don't come here to wonder whether some idiotard likes what Jesus wants. Get it? This isn't myspace forums.

[Walter Brimstone]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

I for one say Keep Preaching Pastor! If were you, I would stay at a loss for words (In other words shut your mouth when Pastor Deacon Fred is preaching).

In Jesus,

Walter Brimstone (That's Mr. Brimstone to you!)

I don't even know what to say to this, for once I'm lost for words.

[commie!commie!commie!]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

I know what to say. Stop quote-copying entire posts and adding nothing of import to them. We don't come here to wonder whether some idiotard likes what Jesus wants. Get it? This isn't myspace forums.

Ouch, I got merked out by a racist. Oh that hurt bad.
I'll do what I like thanks mate.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

I'll do what I like thanks mate.

I believe the Pastors and Jesus will have a say in that.

[commie!commie!commie!]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

I believe the Pastors and Jesus will have a say in that.

Good luck to them, they're going to need it if they're going to try and change me.

[Nobar King]

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Ouch, I got merked out by a racist. Oh that hurt bad.
I'll do what I like thanks mate.

That's slander, you stupid bitch. I'll have my Joo lawyers in England draft up a case against you for violating my human rights.

And let's not have any merkin talk here, you whore.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Come sit on uncle Nobar's lap
and let me tell you a story.

Are you some sort of pedophile? (Because I am too)

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Good luck to them, they're going to need it if they're going to try and change me.

Jesus doesn't need luck. When He drop-kicks unsaved trash like you into the lake of fire, His aim is unerring.

[commie!commie!commie!]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Jesus doesn't need luck. When He drop-kicks unsaved trash like you into the lake of fire, His aim is unerring.

There is no lake of fire.
I'm built of stronger stuff to believe in all these lies.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Good luck to them, they're going to need it if they're going to try and change me.

Enjoy Quarantine you worthless, uppity Aussie.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

There is no lake of fire.
I'm built of stronger stuff to believe in all these lies.

What about Bradford?

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Are you some sort of pedophile? (Because I am too)

I said "Because I am one too"

Stop vandalizing my posts, heretic slime!