[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: How to Ward off a Dangerous Negro

Just tell them you're hiring.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: How to Ward off a Dangerous Negro

Well a big caliber gun Is nice but if you cant ward them off i would suggest showing them something shiny to distract them, some coins maybe. Then call someone over to take care of the situation.

As we learn in Jeremiah 17:5-8, the Lord God will help and He will send help, but He expects us to lead the charge. Shiny distractions work well with Negroes, the birds that want to eat the figs and most fish you are trying to catch, but a direct approach is always best. Remember to shoot first and then ask questions later.

[Roland]

Re: How to Ward off a Dangerous Negro

Well a big caliber gun Is nice but

Allways the ¨but¨

if you cant ward them off i would suggest showing them something shiny to distract them, some coins maybe. Then call someone over to take care of the situation.

Are you trying to make this problem into a business model? And would it work for the soon to be victim, assuming you are ¨the nearest cop¨?



If your big caliber gun isn´t big enough, get a bigger one! Let´s see how your burglar handles this:

These are especially handy for the home defence Ms. Johnson is looking for since it is an automated system and you can just put them where you expect the home invader to intrude on your property.

[Brother Tobias]

Re: How to Ward off a Dangerous Negro

Well a big caliber gun Is nice but if you cant ward them off i would suggest showing them something shiny to distract them, some coins maybe. Then call someone over to take care of the situation.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: How to Ward off a Dangerous Negro

There are many fine warding tools, but I still favor the large caliber revolver. It is known to work well in all situations.

[SoldierofChrist]

Re: How to Ward off a Dangerous Negro

WOW! Sister Daisy this is truely genius! I shall take one in pink to match the other feminine frills adorning my room.

[Jack Glass]

Re: How to Ward off a Dangerous Negro

Pro-active defence seems to be the way for some folks.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33179019

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: How to Ward off a Dangerous Negro

Sister Daisy Mae, that's a most useful-looking item and also an attractive piece of furniture. Tell me, is it nigra-specific or does it work against Ukrainians and Polaks too? Because if it does, then I'd like to order 2 in Honduran mahogany and one in Brazilian rosewood.

Pre-order today! Protect yourselves from savage beasts! This unique Negro Defense Table is on sale for only $650.00. It can also be made in custom colors upon request.

My husband wants to know if you'd be interested in selling a franchise for the European market. His idea is to rebrand it over here as the Anti-Immigrant Defence Table, all proceeds to go to the Jet Aircraft Fund.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How to Ward off a Dangerous Negro

If Petey is a negro wrangler, his job is to subdue the negroidal spirit, and teach it to be a beast of burden, not a burden on society. It looks as if he does it by first mesmerizing the the negro. Perhaps then an accomplice offers fried chicken, or on a hot day, juicy watermelon. One of my sons was interested in the wrangling life, but it just looks so dangerous to me. I know God is in control of all things, but as a mother, I don't like to see my children hurt. And a bite from a negro can be septic. You just never know what they've been into.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: How to Ward off a Dangerous Negro

But just look at him manhandle that sign!

That man may identify as a Negroe, thus his spastic dancing, but I have to say that if he were employed by me as a sign holder, he would be beaten. You can't read the sign with all those gyrations.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: How to Ward off a Dangerous Negro

Tip: as an added safety precaution against home invading negroe rapists, it doesn't hurt to leave a heaping pile of chitterlings and/or hog trotters laced with a fast acting poison out on the doorstep each night before going to bed, and pies containing improvised nail grenades with motion-sensitive detonators* on all ground level window sills. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

*PM me for schematics!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: How to Ward off a Dangerous Negro

Brother, I suspect that while Petey may identify as a Negroe, he is, in fact, Caucasian.

But just look at him manhandle that sign!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: How to Ward off a Dangerous Negro

Brother, I suspect that while Petey may identify as a Negroe, he is, in fact, Caucasian.

[James Hutchins]

Re: How to Ward off a Dangerous Negro

As you all know, I have a strong policy on working with the negroids. After many years of dealing with them, I've found the simplest things work best. Like dogs, you must keep the number of commands you use to a minimum and hand signs work with the really illiterate ones.
At the end of each day, I have them herded back into the 'Employee Holding area' (a large concertina wire pen) wire a sign that says 'Chicken and Cell Phones'. They are entraned by the show.

Here is my boy, 'Petey', one of the best negroid wrangler I have.



If the sign work does not do it, I have a red and blue flashing light on my Hummer. That makes them 'rabbit' like a 14 year old car thief.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: How to Ward off a Dangerous Negro

I find that the efficacy of a large caliber revolver is unmatched when dealing with any unsaved wretch who may present himself, as well as dangerous dogs and other animals.