[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Breast Enhancement The Landover Way

Black sistren have large ample breasts and are not in need of any of the breast enlarging sorcery used by white women. White women have deficient size in the breast area and they seem to spend considerable time on this subject.

That's just fat from eating all that soul food. There are no blessings involved. In fact, it's sinful! Gluttony is a sin.

[Herman Periwinkle]

Re: Breast Enhancement The Landover Way

As a volunteer in this ministry, I found that some recipients of this treatment prefer the laying on of a snake within the affected area. The trick here is to apply the blindfold to the woman prior to exposing your snake, as women can be so easily tempted by serpents (Genesis 3). It's also wise to apply ample anointing oil to the snake to prevent friction issues during a vigorous laying on.

[Ph0enix808]

Re: Breast Enhancement The Landover Way

Newsflash: she's not your wife, dear. She's a lifeless Barbie doll. No human outside of the womb can have 5 inches circumference on their torso. Please STOP playing with your doll, dear, because you're a guy, and not gay guys do not play with dolls.

My mistake, My boys are going to have a big talk with me and my wife so I can get to the bottom of there being a doll in my house

[Basilissa]

Re: Breast Enhancement The Landover Way

My mistake, My boys are going to have a big talk with me and my wife so I can get to the bottom of there being a doll in my house

...yet you keep calling that doll you "wife." Are your so-called "boys" also dolls with 5 inch chest circumference?

I will pray for you, dear. Maybe it's demons who keep convincing you that you have a wife and sons?

[Ph0enix808]

Re: Breast Enhancement The Landover Way

...yet you keep calling that doll you "wife." Are your so-called "boys" also dolls with 5 inch chest circumference?

I will pray for you, dear. Maybe it's demons who keep convincing you that you have a wife and sons?

No my wife is real and I have live kids(they cause problems at school when "edgy aithiest" trash mock him"

And my wife is real because my kids would not be here without her

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Breast Enhancement The Landover Way

Hello WWJDNow.

Can you tell me what a breastplate is I saw it in Exodus and I saw it in Leviticus and I saw it in Ephesians and I saw it in Revelations when I went to Bed Bath and Beyond and asked for a breastplate they were not able to help me I miss my wife.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Back against wall]

Re: Breast Enhancement The Landover Way

Hi Brother Russell. I hope you're ok still since the "Accident"

Tell me, are you wanting to wear the breast plate



Or eat it

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Breast Enhancement The Landover Way

Hi Brother Russell. I hope you're ok still since the "Accident"

***I took some things out of here because they were very big***

Hello Back against wall.

I would like a plate of chicken but I would like for it to be cooked first did you know chickens are only mentioned once in the King James Version Bible it is in Matthew that is the first part that talks about Jesus.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Back against wall]

Re: Breast Enhancement The Landover Way

Hello Back against wall.

I would like a plate of chicken but I would like for it to be cooked first did you know chickens are only mentioned once in the King James Version Bible it is in Matthew that is the first part that talks about Jesus.

Thank you.

Rusty

Brother Russell you seem like a lovely man. You also seem to be a wealth of the right kind of knowledge. I did not know that chickens are only mentioned once in the King James Version Bible. But I do now and I am forever grateful.

I am sure we can arrange some cooked chicken for you. There is a niggero in here by the name of .. I forget his name probably because I don't care, who probably has bucket loads of fried chicken and probably watermelon to wash it down with. I shall have my Abo's find him and make him an offer he can't refuse, just for you.

I did notice Brother Russell that you have a huge lung capacity in your writings. As I am a shocking example on how to use correct punctuation, you may find it beneficial for a few commas and full stops so as you don't suffocate when typing. I believe Brother Nobar and the most adorable and lovely Sister Joanna (I hope to marry her daughter but fear the introduction is taking too long) are both expert "Grammar Nazi's" and could possibly help you (us) with the grammar issues.

Nice chatting Brother Russell.

Brother BAW

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Breast Enhancement The Landover Way

If any of the ladies out there feel that they need breast enhancement, they could try stroking a wad of tissues between their breasts for amazing results.

It worked on Mrs Bathfire's ass.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Breast Enhancement The Landover Way

If any of the ladies out there feel that they need breast enhancement, they could try stroking a wad of tissues between their breasts for amazing results.

It worked on Mrs Bathfire's ass.

You mean like Kush Breast Support?



I would be uncomfortable with something so large and hard between my breasts all night. Perhaps this is why Mrs. Bathfire prefers tissues.