My apology to Bible Thumpin Blonde

[Ann the jewess]

Pastor Zeke said I needed to apologize to you, so here goes.
I'm sorry that you think that every comment I make is sexual in nature. I can suggest a therapist that can help you with that.

[VictoryOS]

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I opened this thread with such high hopes for you. Oh well.

[Glendora Christianson]

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Pastor Zeke said I needed to apologize to you, so here goes.
I'm sorry that you think that every comment I make is sexual in nature. I can suggest a therapist that can help you with that.

I feel I might be able to help you with your guilt by assigning 42 warning points to your account. SUPPORTIVE MOTHER GLENDORA

PS Don't even ask for any Snickerdoodles this year!

[Father Maurice Lester]

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Pastor Zeke said I needed to apologize to you, so here goes.
I'm sorry that you think that every comment I make is sexual in nature. I can suggest a therapist that can help you with that.

I would not worry too much about Ms. BTB... She has stopped more hard rubber than an NHL goalie... Her name has come up in more confessions than Al Capone's... She has seen more ceilings in Rome than Michelangelo... She sprays her perfume on her ankles and then rubs them behind her ears.

Besides... check the search engine here... her 'boyfriend' is so light in the loafers he walks with a lisp. (Pssst.... Zekegate)


Stones, glass houses and WNBA season tickets pretty well say it all.


Ann... if I may be so informal... feel free to pm me and ask any questions you like. I am always anxious to help a potential Catholic in need!



Bless you, my assiduous aspirant,
Father Mo



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[Bob4God]

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If Anne were a 12-year-old boy, I'd be concerned, but in this case, she deserves everything FATHER Maurice has to 'offer.'

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Thank you for the apology................I think....... Something about this is MIGHTY fishy!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Thank you for the apology................I think....... Something about this is MIGHTY fishy!

Father Mo.......... there will be HELL to pay

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Father Mo.......... there will be HELL to pay

HELL!!

[VictoryOS]

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I would not worry too much about Ms. BTB... She has stopped more hard rubber than an NHL goalie... Her name has come up in more confessions than Al Capone's... She has seen more ceilings in Rome than Michelangelo... She sprays her perfume on her ankles and then rubs them behind her ears.

Besides... check the search engine here... her 'boyfriend' is so light in the loafers he walks with a lisp. (Pssst.... Zekegate)


Stones, glass houses and WNBA season tickets pretty well say it all.


Ann... if I may be so informal... feel free to pm me and ask any questions you like. I am always anxious to help a potential Catholic in need!



Bless you, my assiduous aspirant,
Father Mo



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I'm not entirely sure what you're getting at here Father Mo, but I don't think I like it.

[SUV]

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Any minute now big, black ants are going to come swarming out of those upper arms - any minute now!!!

[Ann the jewess]

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Any minute now big, black ants are going to come swarming out of those upper arms - any minute now!!!

Actually, my complexion is so dark that even if I did have those tattoos, you probably wouldn't be able to see them very well.
Although, I do wish I was that thin. lol

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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OMG! She is a nigress! No wonder she is so uppity and disrespectful.

[Ann the jewess]

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OMG! She is a nigress! No wonder she is so uppity and disrespectful.

Well, I'm a quarter African. Mixed enough that it's not a biggie, either way.
Still, it's part of the reason I laugh at your "devine revelation" about what I look like. Your god missed the mark on my photo, didn't he?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Well, I'm a quarter African. Mixed enough that it's not a biggie, either way.
Still, it's part of the reason I laugh at your "devine revelation" about what I look like. Your god missed the mark on my photo, didn't he?

Nope, looks just like you.

GOD is never wrong!

[Mister Brasil]

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Well, I'm a quarter African. Mixed enough that it's not a biggie, either way.

Is that how you know what it's like to be born in the wrong body? I'd like to think I was born in the wrong body too. My soul feels taller, more muscular, with perfect teeth.

Gracious of Him to give you a womb, even if you don't know what it's for.