[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

How about 'Zipper' or 'Buttons' Johnston as a reminder to both parents that THEY SHOULD HAVE KEPT THEIRS DONE UP!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

Assuming the loving couple gets a divorce right after the election (as we expect that Levi Johnston to want to do), maybe the mischievous child will keep his mother's name. Then he can be Imp Palin, and grow up to be just like Grandma!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

Tate (my Tater bug) is NOT a blood sucking insect and you best NOT be talking about Momma G's boy!

She is just angry that she can't spawn a little "crawls withouth joy" on account of her husband having a vagina.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

Is that why you named your son after a blood-sucking, disease-carrying insect?

Tate (my Tater bug) is NOT a blood sucking insect and you best NOT be talking about Momma G's boy!

[Roberta]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

Thanks, again, for totally derailing a thread and waisting Godly bandwidth with a lot of useless information about butt shaggers. A link would have been sufficient.

Too bad the hurricane didn't knock down your power lines.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

As Jenny said, he'd grow up big and manly. How does what you said contradict that?

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[Brother Temperance]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

Nah- he'd just end up hanging out in Zeke's basement with the other "bears".

As Jenny said, he'd grow up big and manly. How does what you said contradict that?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

If it's a boy, maybe Bear Johnson would work.

It'd encourage him to grow up big and manly, AND relate to Mommy's Godly sporting hobby of shooting polar bears from helicopters.

Nah- he'd just end up hanging out in Zeke's basement with the other "bears".

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

Squirt..... as in Daddy's little Squirt.

Is that why you named your son after a blood-sucking, disease-carrying insect?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

Well if that little 17 yo slut has ANOTHER RETARD BABY how about......McCain and DisAble.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

Just in case it's twins...

McCain and Abel

Well if that little 17 yo slut has ANOTHER RETARD BABY how about......McCain and DisAble.

[JennyD]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

I have one..."Episco" Palin.

Where's the rimshot emoticon?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

I have one..."Episco" Palin.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

I have it on good authority that the baby is going to be named "Pistle."

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

Isa:8:1: Moreover the LORD said unto me, Take thee a great roll, and write in it with a man's pen concerning Maher-shalal-hash-baz.
Isa:8:2: And I took unto me faithful witnesses to record, Uriah the priest, and Zechariah the son of Jeberechiah.
Isa:8:3: And I went unto the prophetess; and she conceived, and bare a son. Then said the LORD to me, Call his name Maher-shalal-hash-baz.

From Easton's Bible Dictionary:
Maher-Shalal-Hash-Baz - "Hurry o spoil! He has made haste to the plunder!" or "Hurrying to the spoil he has made haste to the plunder" - was the second mentioned son of the prophet Isaiah, mentioned by name in Isaiah 8:1–3. The name is a reference to the impending plunder of Samaria and Damascus by the king of Assyria.

I'm not sure where Samaria and Damascus are, but I bet they've got oil to plunder.