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  • Nightspit
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    Re: Arkas

    Oh, silly silly boys when will you ever learn.

    There, there.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Originally posted by Turk Sucker View Post
    Ok,so you're saying that god can't do something that I(and even you guys) can't.That's not a sign of all-powerfullness...
    Originally posted by Turk Sucker View Post
    Ok,so you're saying that god can't do something that I(and even you guys) can't.That's not a sign of all-powerfullness...
    M't:17:20: And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

    You see, if faith can move mountains, then how simple for God to choose to do what He wants to do.

    God has many mysteries

    God’s power is infinite
    You suggest a rock of infinite mass

    The question you are asking is, “Are all infinities equal?”

    Because Greeks have never been known for their ability to use mathematics or logic, I refer you to Cantor’s theorem, which suggests infinities are not equal.

    I now refer you to the case of the nontransitive dice in which A>B and B>C and C>A

    We therefore see that even in our humble world that God can both create a rock so big that He cannot move it yet He can move any Rock at all (including that one.) Therefore He is all powerful.

    Can I suggest that you start reading the Bible, repent your evil ways and accept Baby Jesus into your heart?

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Originally posted by Jake the Greek View Post
    An other very serious question. If mankind were to be destroyed would god be destroyed to? Because that's what it say in my bible

    Chapter:9.Diffidentia
    Verses:That little part somewhere around the middle
    Text:
    The US Department of Faith (which ensures that Christians worldwide are worshipping God in a correct fashion and keeps records of ungodly people) record you as having accessed images of this Landover page. The message on that page is clear! Listening to godless music warps the mind and allows Satan to enter your soul.

    You are Damned!

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  • Turk Sucker
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    Ok,so you're saying that god can't do something that I(and even you guys) can't.That's not a sign of all-powerfullness...

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  • Warrior of God
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    Originally posted by Turk Sucker View Post
    I will not comment on your insults regarding my personal taste and my IQ(I must say,I do love "Queer" by Garbage,Shirley Manson is a hottie!)

    Ok,so he may become invinsible,but that's cheating in most hide and seek games. You have yet to explain the second part.The God isn't all powerful if he can't take a walk,but he can't take a walk if he's everywhere,where would he go?

    Dumbass....
    You're applying human constraints and needs to God.
    You haven''t even got enough intellect to understand that God does not enngage with the world in the way a feeble mortal such as you does..

    The reason Humans walk, know about walking even have a concept of walking,, (etc) is because they have been historically reliant on such ambulation as a vital means of survival.

    God has no such need.
    Therefore your questiion is innately redundant.

    THE POINT IS NOT WHETHER GOD CAN GO FOR A WALK ?

    The point is he doesn't need to , so whether he can is of supreme irrelevance.

    If God took a notion to go for a walk,, he would simply create the means by which he might do so.
    He could borrow or adopt any form he wanted,
    wander round in it , and still be everywhere else at the same time..

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Nightspit View Post
    Oh, silly,silly boy. You THINK that you have grown up, but the reality is that you are still that little Ernest that everyone love and fondles. And how could you possibly know how much money I have at my dissposal?

    There, there little Ernesto.
    You have 5 minutes to post an apology. Otherwise you're going on Moderation, halfwit.

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  • Nightspit
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    Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
    I will thank you not to diminish my status again. I am a full grown man with more research grants than you could ever hope to garnish. Such puerile insults make doubt that you're even old enough to be here. I will alert our good Pastor Zeke to investigate whether or not you're even 18, or whether you need to banned until then (assuming Jesus lets you live that long).
    Oh, silly,silly boy. You THINK that you have grown up, but the reality is that you are still that little Ernest that everyone love and fondles. And how could you possibly know how much money I have at my dissposal?

    There, there little Ernesto.

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  • Lord SamIam
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    You can smoke heroin. Smoking is the quickest way to get a drug into the body; however, I believe Brother Jake meant that you cannot smoke it effectively. When you smoke heroin most of the drug goes up in smoke (literally) and produces a short, shallow high. While slower, injection is much preferred because one can achieve a longer, more pleasurable high. SamIam

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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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    Originally posted by Jake View Post
    Oh, silly boy.
    I will thank you not to diminish my status again. I am a full grown man with more research grants than you could ever hope to garnish. Such puerile insults make doubt that you're even old enough to be here. I will alert our good Pastor Zeke to investigate whether or not you're even 18, or whether you need to banned until then (assuming Jesus lets you live that long).

    Originally posted by Jake View Post
    Do you really believe that you have to smoke pot to know it's being smoked? And how would you be aware that something is dangerous if you don't know anything about it? I bet your mother knows about pot but i can't possibly imagine that she also smoked it.
    First, please leave my dear mother out of this. That is a personal situation that is best left out of this discussion. I don't ask what happened to your mother that she might be afflicted with you as a child, and I expect that you treat your superiors with respect. We are here to help you, not to take your insults.

    Originally posted by Jake View Post
    Well, now you know about drugs without smoking them, or sniffing them.
    I know that from know on you 'll be more carefull with your life.

    There, there.
    Again, we are not here for a drug lesson. If we wanted that, we'd have had front-row seats at the DNC. As it stands, I am perfectly happy to have praying as my mind-altering experience

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  • Nobar King
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    Why can't you smoke heroin? I thought you could smoke anything. Please, do tell.

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  • Jake the Greek
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    Oh, silly boy. Do you really believe that you have to smoke pot to know it's being smoked? And how would you be aware that something is dangerous if you don't know anything about it? I bet your mother knows about pot but i can't possibly imagine that she also smoked it.

    Well, now you know about drugs without smoking them, or sniffing them.
    I know that from know on you 'll be more carefull with your life.

    There, there.

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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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    Originally posted by Jacob1976 View Post
    Oh silly boy, how can you call your self a scientific advisor?
    A 6-year old girl knows that you can't smoke heroin. Pot? Yes. Weed? Most definetely. Marihouana? A-ha.
    Heroin? That's a big no-no.

    Now you know the truth about heroin.

    There, there.
    I thank you for your kind and insightful "trip" (pun intended) down memory lane for you. Looks like I need to put in another report to the Department of Faith and maybe some other agencies for drug trafficking. I suggest you take your drug-fantasies to some other board, but when you come here, you leave your fairy-tale stories and made-up mind trips at the door

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  • Jake the Greek
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    Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
    Have you two been smoking the heroin again? You people seriously scare me. When the haze wears off, I suggest your drag your trashy selves to a church and get the help you so desperately need.
    Oh silly boy, how can you call your self a scientific advisor?
    A 6-year old girl knows that you can't smoke heroin. Pot? Yes. Weed? Most definetely. Marihouana? A-ha.
    Heroin? That's a big no-no.

    Now you know the truth about heroin.

    There, there.

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  • Lord SamIam
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    Originally posted by Jacob1976 View Post
    That would create a paradox.If you knew about simple mathematics and/or physics you'd knew about THAT.
    That was entirely my point. We exist in a reality where this creates an impossible paradox. However, God is not bound by His own rules. He can do anything He pleases. There are NO paradoxes to God, only POSSIBLITIES. He both can and can not create a rock so large that He both can and can not lift it. Simultaneously. Also, God's existence does not depend on our own, just as an ant's life is not a prerequisite to our own. SamIam

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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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    Have you two been smoking the heroin again? You people seriously scare me. When the haze wears off, I suggest your drag your trashy selves to a church and get the help you so desperately need.

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