Found blood in the hallway while cleaning the church.

[Uncle Rutherford]

PSA: I found a pool of blood while cleaning the church as well as handprints of blood on the walls near Pastor Ezekiel’s office. Now, the pastor is a busy man so I felt the need to address the congregation directly about this.

Women, I know you bleed. It’s a disgusting habit all women do once a month. Is it too gat dang hard to shelter in your menstra hut while it happens? The church is supposed to be pristine and clean like a True Christian ™️ should be. Do not sully the church halls with your blood. Now, I already cleaned it up but let it be known if I find any women bleeding, I will have them accompany me all day while I watch them clean up their own mess. I work many many hours tirelessly to clean up around here and After the Coca Cola incident last year, I am on THIN patience with this. On that note, it would appear one of the Filipino boys Pastor Ezekiel cherishes so much has gone missing. If you find him, please return him to the church safely.

Have a good day,

Uncle T Rutherford.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Found blood in the hallway while cleaning the church.

Uncle Rutherford--All of us appreciate that you cleaned up such a mess. As to its cause, you are not in politics so you may not be aware of what has happened.

Just now in the Philippines the family of Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos is returning to power. The son's nick name is "Bongbong." It's Bongbong on the head and you are dead.

The blood in the church and missing Filipino Zeke boy go together with the assassination of political opponents. Bongbong Marcos knows his business.

I think it best you keep a distance from Zeke's boys and don't say the word "Bongbong."

Explaining Bongbong Marcos’ high survey ratings | ABS-CBN News

[WWJDnow]

Re: Found blood in the hallway while cleaning the church.

Ha ha ha ha! Bongbong sounds like the name of a monkey. Does he have a brother Bingbing by any chance? Filipinos are so stupid.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Found blood in the hallway while cleaning the church.

Uncle Rutherford--All of us appreciate that you cleaned up such a mess. As to its cause, you are not in politics so you may not be aware of what has happened.

Just now in the Philippines the family of Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos is returning to power. The son's nick name is "Bongbong." It's Bongbong on the head and you are dead.

The blood in the church and missing Filipino Zeke boy go together with the assassination of political opponents. Bongbong Marcos knows his business.

I think it best you keep a distance from Zeke's boys and don't say the word "Bongbong."

Explaining Bongbong Marcos’ high survey ratings | ABS-CBN News

Oh my. I never would’ve thought the incidents to be related. Do filipino boys bleed between their legs to? I knew they weren’t in God’s image but oh boy. I know you’re trying to dissuade me, but this little factoid has me wanting to study them like a zoologist studies monkeys. Why, I say they are ALMOST as strange as the typical nigras that used to breed where I’m from.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Found blood in the hallway while cleaning the church.

I know you’re trying to dissuade me, but this little factoid has me wanting to study them like a zoologist studies monkeys. Why, I say they are ALMOST as strange as the typical nigras that used to breed where I’m from.

I have observed the Filipinos but can't say I've studied like a professor would. Those that live in Zeke's mansion are handsome, well muscled and seem to oil their skin. I don't understand them. If you learn more about them please pass it along.

There is one thing I don't like about losing one of them. Every time one disappears Zeke seems to think he must return to the Philippines to get another. He is often gone for a while.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Found blood in the hallway while cleaning the church.

I thought to myself, how can the flips be so stupid as to vote in the son of an evil dictator? But then I remember that we Americans voted for George W. Bush. And he was a great president descended from a pretty good one, so maybe Pingpong will be less corrupt than Ferdinand (Fongfong?)

[WWJDnow]

Re: Found blood in the hallway while cleaning the church.

There is one thing I don't like about losing one of them. Every time one disappears Zeke seems to think he must return to the Philippines to get another. He is often gone for a while.

You know how it is. When a sheep strays from the flock, the pastor must replace it with another lamb.

[robertclark1977]

Re: Found blood in the hallway while cleaning the church.

Wouldn't that be his sister? Just a thought.

Ha ha ha ha! Bongbong sounds like the name of a monkey. Does he have a brother Bingbing by any chance? Filipinos are so stupid.

[handmaiden]

Re: Found blood in the hallway while cleaning the church.

. . . Bongbong sounds like the name of a monkey. Does he have a brother Bingbing by any chance?

Wouldn't that be his sister?

No. Bajingo is the sister.

[robertclark1977]

Re: Found blood in the hallway while cleaning the church.

Thank you, for some reason BangBang kept coming to my mind too. Shows what I know, ha!

No. Bajingo is the sister.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Found blood in the hallway while cleaning the church.

Thank you, for some reason BangBang kept coming to my mind too. Shows what I know, ha!

Anybody know why they're calling their president Gangbang? Sounds really disrespectful and silly. Usually an oriental despot would slaughter a few tens of thousands of his subjects for dishonoring him so.

[WWJDnow]

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No. Bajingo is the sister.

There was a filipino girl
Bajingo was her name-o
B A J I N G O
B A J I N G O
B A J I N G O
Bajingo was her name-o

[robertclark1977]

Re: Found blood in the hallway while cleaning the church.

There was a filipino girl
Bajingo was her name-o
B A J I N G O
B A J I N G O
B A J I N G O
Bajingo was her name-o

Thanks, now I'm going to have this going through my head the rest of the night! Ha!

[handmaiden]

Re: Found blood in the hallway while cleaning the church.

Thanks, now I'm going to have this going through my head the rest of the night! Ha!

Humming the melody from "Amazing Grace" or "Bringing in the Sheaves" usually helps.

[handmaiden]

Re: Found blood in the hallway while cleaning the church.

PSA: I found a pool of blood while cleaning the church as well as handprints of blood on the walls near Pastor Ezekiel’s office. . . After the Coca Cola incident last year, I am on THIN patience with this.

Dear Brother Rutherford, I don't know if anyone has shared this tip with you, but sometimes Coca Cola is useful in cleaning up blood.


I'll have to get back with you in regards to what works best for cleaning up a mix of Coca Cola and blood.