[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

Tsk, tsk.


When Jesus returns he will wear the same outfit as his representative(s) here on earth...DUH!!!!!



Bless you, my fashion challenged bipeds
Father Mo

[tommy]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

Tsk, tsk.


When Jesus returns he will wear the same outfit as his representative(s) here on earth...DUH!!!!!



Bless you, my fashion challenged bipeds
Father Mo

Catholics are not his representatives. They think coming first actually matters. And even if Christ wanted them to become his church, they already wasted their chance. At this moment all God's hopes are in Landover baptist church. He might choose another church...so far he hasn't.

I think it's pointless to ask what will he wear. Why don't we just let him surprise us.

[SUV]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

When Jesus returns he will wear the same outfit as his representative(s) here on earth...DUH!!!!!

Now you just hush your stuff, Daddy Mole! If He returns wearing the same dress-Robe that you do, you are both going to 'Cut One Another Dead' - if not actively 'Bitch' each other! - distracting everyone from the GLOWry of the occasion!

(Would it be Sin to select a New Garment for Jesus each time I return to this thread? Being a Christian can be difficult!)

[Talitha]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

I have to go with the ten-gallon hat. Jesus loves America best of all. I'm sure he'll want to relect that preference by appearing before us as a cowboy ready to shoot some filthy savages like John Wayne.

I agree with The Pastor.
Even our Godly President George Bush (Peace be on him) enjoys dressing like Jesus®. His stetson is his Helmet of Salvation©



Isaiah 59:17-18
For he put on righteousness as a breastplate, and an helmet of salvation upon his head; and he put on the garments of vengeance for clothing, and was clad with zeal as a cloak.
According to their deeds, accordingly he will repay, fury to his adversaries, recompence to his enemies; to the islands he will repay recompence.

Praise©
.

[Deaner]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

This is so tough a choice.
I see Jesus returning in the nude--His skin all a patch of nail-sized
bits of white, yellow, brown, blackend epidermis;
a Jesus of Grafts, as it were, of every mortal he ever skived saved.

That's a very touching sentiment Brother Poet. So, in your vision, Jesus is like a giant quilt of the saved? That's extremely comforting.

Dean

[TwinkBoy]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

Oh come on PEOPLE have some CLASS! How would you dress after returning after 2000 years? JeSuSsss will most definetly be coming again dressed in a yellow chiffon and flowing robe. His hair will be done in corn rolls with just a smitchin of white running along the top of his hair. Of course he wouldn't be caught DEAD in those dusty old Jewish sandal fit for a pauper so he'll be wearing DESIGNER sandals similar to those YOU can now buy at places like Sak's 5th Ave. Now under his robe he will be wearing a white corset trimmed in light red with pink straps. And, we mus'int forget that he'll OBVIOUSLY be wearing white silk stockings. I mean a "girl" would never be caught dead going outside wearing anything BUTttt!! His LARGE lips will be decked with DEEP RED lipstick to make them stand out on his lovelyyyyy and gentle face. A smitchin of eye shadow will he also wear, tented lightly with silver glitter. OH he is going to look sooooo....well....RAVISHING!!

OHhhh SAVE ME and SMITE ME Jesus you BIG BOY!!!! (I'll bring the whip and chains LOL).

[lilith]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

Oh come on PEOPLE have some CLASS! How would you dress after returning after 2000 years? JeSuSsss will most definetly be coming again dressed in a yellow chiffon and flowing robe. His hair will be done in corn rolls with just a smitchin of white running along the top of his hair. Of course he wouldn't be caught DEAD in those dusty old Jewish sandal fit for a pauper so he'll be wearing DESIGNER sandals similar to those YOU can now buy at places like Sak's 5th Ave. Now under his robe he will be wearing a white corset trimmed in light red with pink straps. And, we mus'int forget that he'll OBVIOUSLY be wearing white silk stockings. I mean a "girl" would never be caught dead going outside wearing anything BUTttt!! His LARGE lips will be decked with DEEP RED lipstick to make them stand out on his lovelyyyyy and gentle face. A smitchin of eye shadow will he also wear, tented lightly with silver glitter. OH he is going to look sooooo....well....RAVISHING!!

OHhhh SAVE ME and SMITE ME Jesus you BIG BOY!!!! (I'll bring the whip and chains LOL).

White silk stockings huh?

Well if he thinks that Rachael or I are going to be washing that lot,he's got another think coming.
And just how would a snail wear stockings,anyway?

[Brother Love]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

Oh come on PEOPLE have some CLASS! How would you dress after returning after 2000 years? JeSuSsss will most definetly be coming again dressed in a yellow chiffon and flowing robe. His hair will be done in corn rolls with just a smitchin of white running along the top of his hair. Of course he wouldn't be caught DEAD in those dusty old Jewish sandal fit for a pauper so he'll be wearing DESIGNER sandals similar to those YOU can now buy at places like Sak's 5th Ave. Now under his robe he will be wearing a white corset trimmed in light red with pink straps. And, we mus'int forget that he'll OBVIOUSLY be wearing white silk stockings. I mean a "girl" would never be caught dead going outside wearing anything BUTttt!! His LARGE lips will be decked with DEEP RED lipstick to make them stand out on his lovelyyyyy and gentle face. A smitchin of eye shadow will he also wear, tented lightly with silver glitter. OH he is going to look sooooo....well....RAVISHING!!

OHhhh SAVE ME and SMITE ME Jesus you BIG BOY!!!! (I'll bring the whip and chains LOL).

Twinkie BOY the GOOD LORD ain't comin again as no DRAG QUEEN HOMER!! What the hell be wrong with ya SINNER BOY? Count ya self LUCKY that the LORDa JESUSa doesn't STRIKEa YOU down rit here and now ya ABOMINATION! Now the DEVIL might appear lookin like ya describes and tryin to DECEIVE people, even somes of the ELECT, but JESUS ain't acomin' that way ya SODOMITE!!

Lets me tell ya HOMER how the LORD JeSuSa IS COMIN' AGAIN! The blessed Book of Revelation teaches that he's a comin' leadin' a MIGHTY ARMY of ANGELS ready to KILL ALL SINNERS LIKE YOU! Jesus will have a drawn SWORD in his hand and THAT SWORD will have BLOOD on it. The BLOOD of the HEATHEN is is goin to SLAUGHTER! And He WILL be dressed in white robes which will be stained SCARLET with the BLOOD of SINNERS LIKE YOU and YOUR KIND!! He ain't goin to be a peaceful LAMB! He be comin' back as a WARRIOR with VENGENCE!!

Now your post about all this REFLECTS just how SICK and SINFUL ya are in your mind and soul, Twinkie BOY!! Only a True Pervert could come up with some like ya did. Ever word you posted came straight from the DEVIL'S SALAVATIN' MOUTH which is ALWAYS a mouth full of ABOMINATION and BLASPHEMY!! I hope this wakes folks up to ya true colors and lord cuz YOU IS the DEVIL'S SPAWN! You should have been sacrificed on the LORD'S ALTAR at the very moment of ya BIRTHIN'!! But, the world wasn't so luck and no you is livin' and spoutin' all the lies and DEBAUCHERY you is learnin' from the PIT.

Does ya really want the Lord to SMITE ya? Bess be careful Twinkie Boy cuz the Lord AIN'T gots NO sense of humor! You is askin for it and the good LORD jist might SMITE YA anytime for you SIN and such. Ya makin' JESUS sound like a HOMOSEXUAL drag queen! Jesus is a WARRIOR! I wish ya'd jist go back to the PIT that spawned ya! I wish ya'd return to the DEVIL'S greasy loins! You is EVIL and the Lord IS goin' to GET YA!!

REPENT SINNER!

TURN OR BURN YOU HOMERSEXUAL ABOMINATION DRAG QUEEN!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

White silk stockings huh?

Well if he thinks that Rachael or I are going to be washing that lot,he's got another think coming.

Damn right.

And just how would a snail wear stockings,anyway?

I suppose it could wear a single custom made stocking. But it still couldn't wear a suit or cowboy hat.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

Now you just hush your stuff, Daddy Mole! If He returns wearing the same dress-Robe that you do, you are both going to 'Cut One Another Dead' - if not actively 'Bitch' each other! - distracting everyone from the GLOWry of the occasion!

(Would it be Sin to select a New Garment for Jesus each time I return to this thread? Being a Christian can be difficult!)

I believe that Jesus is planning on cutting "daddy Mo" dead whatever He ends up wearing, just before He dropkicks him into the Lake of Fire.

[Deaner]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

Well if he thinks that Rachael or I are going to be washing that lot,he's got another think coming.

If anybody would know the struggle to keep underwear clean it would be you two; so I think you'd be perfect for the job. Just don't try to sell any of Jesus's soiled drawers to sailors like you do your own; He wouldn't be impressed.

Dean

[tommy]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

Perhaps Jesus will wear Adam's costume.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

I wish there were an option for "wearing the skin of the saved".

I see Jesus returning in the nude--His skin all a patch of nail-sized
bits of white, yellow, brown, blackend epidermis;
a Jesus of Grafts, as it were, of every mortal he ever skived saved.

That's a very touching sentiment Brother Poet.
So, in your vision, Jesus is like a giant quilt of the saved? That's extremely comforting.

Dean

Perhaps Jesus will wear Adam's costume.

Yes, Dean *and Tommy*,

That's the fact, but sorry, am not artist enough to paint a portrait of a butt-naked Frankenskin Jesus.

Looking instead at google image search, here's an old time childhood favorite;
for the littlest ones' comforts, we might promise His next arrival will look like this,

to minimize terror tears.


It's Raggedy Andy, 1919, sure, but you get the drift
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/17371...-h/17371-h.htm

"Last one up is a Cocoa baby!"

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

What will JESUS wear?

Anything HE dang well pleases, that's what! This is JESUS we are talking about, The King of Kings, The Lord of Lords, THE FATHER and THE SON and The Holy Spirit all in One. HE will wear whatever He wants to, paying no heed to what we think.

He may choose to wear a robe, a suit made of the skin of the saved, a ten gallon hat, whatever HE pleases to wear.

Of course, we do know that it won't be any chiffon, silk stockings, corset, makeup, or any other feminine clothing. The Bible tells us that men who wear female clothes make HIM made thus are doomed to Hell.

5The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

This verse tells us HE hates people who wear clothing of the opposite gender so we know that the homer TwinkBoy is dead wrong and is bound to Hell for even more reasons than just homerism.

PRAISE HIS HOLY NAME!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

If anybody would know the struggle to keep underwear clean it would be you two; so I think you'd be perfect for the job. Just don't try to sell any of Jesus's soiled drawers to sailors like you do your own; He wouldn't be impressed.

Dean

Blechhh. There's no way those soiled drawers are coming within 50 miles of me! Blecchhh!! You're the xtian, Dean, you wash out the 'holy skidmarks'!!