[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House

In case no one remembers that I was WAY ahead of the curve on this one

http://landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=261090&postcount=17

and, in fact, that ALL of my predictions, including the economic meltdown have been exactly accurate, this should be no surprise.

I suspect it will be months yet before everyone realizes that my 'gloom and doom' posts are merely the description of the beginning of the prophecies of Revelation in our time, but by then it will be too late to thank me with your every possession so that JESUS and I can rest in comfort here and discuss the end of the world as it happens.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House

Barack Obama hasn't even had a chance to measure the drapes in the White House and he's already laid the plans (undoubtedly with his best friend/adoptive father/possible gay partner Bill Ayers) for forced white servitude.

The official website of President-Elect Barack Obama, Change.gov, originally announced that Obama would "require" all middle school through college students to participate in community service programs...

http://worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=80539

Ohhhhhhhhh masa I ben workin'.

Last time I checked there is no mention of community service in the Bible.

[Wide-Open]

Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House

Nice to know he is getting great advice though... he'll be getting some more when he meets with the Bishop's conference and eventually His Holiness The Pope.

How dare you! Pastor Pistle brings us the BEST NEWS IN YEARS and thou pisseth on his procession!

I just came ... off the phone with Pastor Al, and he suggested to me that Barack HUSSEIN Obama might not actually be his real name. Unconfirmed rumours have it that his real name is (wait for it):

Really.

Wait for it...


Brock "Hoss" O'Bama.

That's right.

His friends used to call him "Paddy".

Now... this (obviously GODLY) man probably knew what he was up against: all these jokes about Irish cathlycks... there was no way that America would accept him as a president, given the Nazi connection of your current boss. Oh well, the previous one was a commie, same diff.

So, he - and his advisors - had a cunning plan (so cunning that it could only have been conceived at the Landover University of Cunningness (LUC): adopt a name that is more or less de rigueur in Kenya (where his melanine comes from). Sure, he'd lose a few votes here and there, but True Christians saw through that - heck, even the Joos did with their 77% of the votes going to Hoss.

This is all starting to make sense now: JESUS wanted him to be President, and THAT's why He commanded me to accidently vote for him.

I'm so happy I could CRY!

The LORD doesn't make mistakes pal, and neither does Pastor Al pal. Stick that in your vatican chimney.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House

...I have just finished a select conference of prominent Christian Pastors...

So I hear. The Denny's staff in Tulsa are still restocking the bacon supplies.

...he will follow the Landover agenda just as the Bush family has always done

That is cheerful news indeed... your Supreme Court still needs four more Catholics to make it a full nine. Don't worry... we will get Roe V. Wade overturned!

President-Elect Obama is whiter than most Andalusians, Belgian people or Norwegians.

However there is still the issue of the Democratic women of colour he is married to and sleeping with, as well as his appointments in waiting that include both genders in addition to a number of non-white minorities.


Nice to know he is getting great advice though... he'll be getting some more when he meets with the Bishop's conference and eventually His Holiness The Pope.



Bless you, my breakfast slammer,
Father Mo



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[HotMomma]

Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House

It's not the White House anymore.... Now it's the White Crib.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I have never heard of any of those people, and I strongly suspect you made all that up. The name I highlighted is obviously a polack joo, for example.

For the love of God, next she will be suggesting you listen to Bourbon Street Blues or will.i.am.

I have just finished a select conference of prominent Christian Pastors, who have determined that, while President-elect Obama shouldn't technically be President, he was, in fact, raised in a White, Landover Baptist household, and his father contributed only a little melanin to his genetic profile, so he is scientifically a white Republican.

President-elect Obama is in Hawaii right now and I have discussed the situation with him, after giving a prayer and condolences for his GODLY grandmother. He agrees that, while his skin color is unseemly, he will follow the Landover agenda just as the Bush family has always done, and accepted me as the family pastor. He offered to see the specialist who turned Michael Jackson's skin color into whatever shade of green it is, but I assured the President-Elect that was not necessary, and that Jackson is probably an alien in any case.

So I am now able to say that a black African will never inhabit the White House, and that President-Elect Obama is whiter than most Andalusians, Belgian people or Norwegians.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Thankfully Jesus`s is not like you, Jesus knew the way to conquer evil was through love, Christians need to show love to those that maybe going down the wrong path, how can you bring people to the "Lord" when you vent so much hate.

We are commanded to hate those that hate God.

Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

Jesus hates you for lying about Him and being a unrepentant sodomite-lover, and so do I, as the Bible commands. Enjoy hell.

[s@ul77]

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Thanks anyway, but I spend my time reading the Holy Scriptures and ministering to the needy you filthy witch. I don't need to waste my time looking up the details of negro homersexural dope addict musicians. Not even polack joo ones.

Thankfully Jesus`s is not like you, Jesus knew the way to conquer evil was through love, Christians need to show love to those that maybe going down the wrong path, how can you bring people to the "Lord" when you vent so much hate.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House

Google any of those names, and you can find photographs of them, and clips of thier music.

Thanks anyway, but I spend my time reading the Holy Scriptures and ministering to the needy you filthy witch. I don't need to waste my time looking up the details of negro homersexural dope addict musicians. Not even polack joo ones.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I have never heard of any of those people, and I strongly suspect you made all that up. The name I highlighted is obviously a polack joo, for example.

Google any of those names, and you can find photographs of them, and clips of thier music.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Al Jolson wasn't black - he was a white man in black makeup. For really great black musicians in a variety of genres, give a listen to Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, B.B. King, Keb Mo, Pine Top Perkins, Ray Charles, John Lee Hooker, Lightning Hopkins, Howling Wolf, Tabby Thomas, Chris Thomas King, Henry Gray, Fats Domino, Little Richard, Bob Marley, Ziggy Marley, Bobby McFerrin, Aretha Franklin, Etta James, Big Mama Thornton, Koko Taylor, Ruth Brown, Patti LaBelle, Buddy Guy, Al Green, Sly and the Family Stone, Billie Holiday, Jimi Hendrix, Louis Armstrong, Son House, Nina Simone, Leadbelly, Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Charlie Parker, Thelonius Monk, Lenny Kravitz, Taj Mahal, Irma Thomas, Odetta, Joan Armatrading, Prince, Steel Pulse, Peter Tosh, Ike and Tina Turner, Black Uhuru, Joe Louis Walker, Dinah Washington, Chuck Berry, Bo Diddley, The Neville Brothers, Charmaine Neville, Shemekia Copeland, Solomon Burke, The Chamber Brothers, Tracy Chapman, Gatemouth Brown, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Dexter Gordon, Charlie Parker, Elizabeth Cotten, Robert Cray, Duke Ellington, Ella Fitzgerald, Lowell Fulson, Dizzy Gillespie, Robert Randolph, Ben Harper, Alvin Batiste - and those are just the ones on my iPod.

I have never heard of any of those people, and I strongly suspect you made all that up. The name I highlighted is obviously a polack joo, for example.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Landover. Check this out! Yes, I like that Mr Al Jolson.

Al Jolson wasn't black - he was a white man in black makeup. For really great black musicians in a variety of genres, give a listen to Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, B.B. King, Keb Mo, Pine Top Perkins, Ray Charles, John Lee Hooker, Lightning Hopkins, Howling Wolf, Tabby Thomas, Chris Thomas King, Henry Gray, Fats Domino, Little Richard, Bob Marley, Ziggy Marley, Bobby McFerrin, Aretha Franklin, Etta James, Big Mama Thornton, Koko Taylor, Ruth Brown, Patti LaBelle, Buddy Guy, Al Green, Sly and the Family Stone, Billie Holiday, Jimi Hendrix, Louis Armstrong, Son House, Nina Simone, Leadbelly, Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Charlie Parker, Thelonius Monk, Lenny Kravitz, Taj Mahal, Irma Thomas, Odetta, Joan Armatrading, Prince, Steel Pulse, Peter Tosh, Ike and Tina Turner, Black Uhuru, Joe Louis Walker, Dinah Washington, Chuck Berry, Bo Diddley, The Neville Brothers, Charmaine Neville, Shemekia Copeland, Solomon Burke, The Chamber Brothers, Tracy Chapman, Gatemouth Brown, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Dexter Gordon, Charlie Parker, Elizabeth Cotten, Robert Cray, Duke Ellington, Ella Fitzgerald, Lowell Fulson, Dizzy Gillespie, Robert Randolph, Ben Harper, Alvin Batiste - and those are just the ones on my iPod.

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

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And the WORST music ever created...rap.... that is AWFUL!

For once, we agree. My god, that rap crap is just very very loud bass! I don't want to feel your music two blocks away!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House

Really, says who?

Landover. Check this out!

Best music comes from the black community, such as soul music, music of the soul.

Yes, I like that Mr Al Jolson.

[s@ul77]

Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House

And the WORST music ever created...rap.... that is AWFUL!

Was not talking about rap, some rap is good and some is rubbish, this depends on each person.