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  • sinnersbedamned
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    Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

    Originally posted by Buckminster Carlson View Post
    Unfortunately, they're not yet literally flaming but their day is coming, right brother?

    Correct. They now only flame in a homersexual sense, but they will soon flame in a literal sense. For all of eternity. And then some. Praise Jesus.

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  • Buckminster Carlson
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    Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

    Originally posted by sinnersbedamned View Post
    Her and all of her buddies are flaming 3 ways to sunday
    Unfortunately, they're not yet literally flaming but their day is coming, right brother?

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  • sinnersbedamned
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    Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

    Lindsey is definately a carpet muncher. What else is a firecrotch to do? Oh and that 'dude', btw, is definately a homer. Her and all of her buddies are flaming 3 ways to sunday

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  • Mr. Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

    Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
    You filthy pervert! Take that back!

    Young children should NOT be subjected to such perverted sexual acts! Remember, breast-feeding is a gateway sin!!

    What you're telling us is that you 'believe' it's ok for a mother to stick her erect nipples into a poor babies' mouth?? Next you'll be telling up it's ok for the father to try and put his tallywacker in there too! You filthy sicko!

    I always knew wiccers were closet pedophiles!!!
    Well, when you consider that the only thing you can really feed babies are dairy products, you get to choose between them drinking human milk or cow milk. Would you rather they perform the exact same act on a cow?

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  • Brother_Percy
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    Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

    Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
    This may come as a shock to you, but women's breasts aren't there for you to grab - their function is to produce milk with which to feed babies.
    You filthy pervert! Take that back!

    Young children should NOT be subjected to such perverted sexual acts! Remember, breast-feeding is a gateway sin!!

    What you're telling us is that you 'believe' it's ok for a mother to stick her erect nipples into a poor babies' mouth?? Next you'll be telling up it's ok for the father to try and put his tallywacker in there too! You filthy sicko!

    I always knew wiccers were closet pedophiles!!!

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  • Buckminster Carlson
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    Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

    Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
    She's quite open about the fact that she's a lesbian - Sam (whos last name escaps me at the moment) and Lindsey Lohan are engaged to be married.
    That's just sick. That Lohan whore is going to burn in Hell.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

    Originally posted by Buckminster Carlson View Post
    I don't care what she says, I still think she's a lesbo. She has every reason to say that she's straight. Why wouldn't she?

    She's quite open about the fact that she's a lesbian - Sam (whos last name escaps me at the moment) and Lindsey Lohan are engaged to be married.

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  • Buckminster Carlson
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    Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

    I don't care what she says, I still think she's a lesbo. She has every reason to say that she's straight. Why wouldn't she?

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

    Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
    As the only Known expert on latino chica chi chi's on this forum I can swear under oath those arent grab bags!

    This may come as a shock to you, but women's breasts aren't there for you to grab - their function is to produce milk with which to feed babies.

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  • Don Bozo el Guapo
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    Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

    Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
    Look closely at this picture you posted


    Those curves under the Led Zeppelin logo are from breasts.
    As the only Known expert on latino chica chi chi's on this forum I can swear under oath those arent grab bags!

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  • The most pathetic dopehead
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    Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

    Originally posted by Captain_Asshat View Post
    Yes Sam! That's a guys name, knucklehead!
    Ever hear the name samantha?

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  • Lithium
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    Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

    Iron is right Sam IS short for samantha, Lindsay confessed for herself so why on earth making such a big deal out of it ? Sjeeez

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

    Originally posted by Captain_Asshat View Post
    YOU TAKE THAT BACK NOW, LADY!!!!

    Uhhh... did u actualy LOOK at those pictures, dumbass??? Cos no-way is that dude a lesbean!

    For a start, he ain't fat an don't have greasy hair. K. All lesbeans have big fat asses an dirty unwashed hair!!!!

    I await my apology!
    Look closely at this picture you posted


    Those curves under the Led Zeppelin logo are from breasts.

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  • Mr. Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

    Originally posted by Captain_Asshat View Post
    For a start, he ain't fat an don't have greasy hair. K. All lesbeans have big fat asses an dirty unwashed hair!!!!
    Asshat, is this your way of telling us you are a lesbian?

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  • Captain_Asshat
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    Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

    Hey Iron-Crotch,

    HERE is what Lesbeans REALLY look like -



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