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Anyways, what was Jesus like as a teenager?
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Who cares? The Bible doesn't mention it, so it's none of our business.
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Amen Sister Virginia!!Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View PostWho cares? The Bible doesn't mention it, so it's none of our business.
Such things are NOT for us True Christians to be thinking about (especially you women folk). There are many MYSTERIOUS in the Lord that we won't understand until we die and go to Heaven which, by the ways, is a place RESERVED for True Chrsitians ONLY. Obviously, this new comer Wright fella ISN"T going there!!
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So what happens in Bethelhem stays in Bethelhem eh?Comment
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Apparently. Same goes for Sodom
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A spotted youth,naturally. And probably stroppy with it.Originally posted by Wright with it. View Post
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.Comment
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I know, Jesus told me through the Holy Spirit.Originally posted by Wright with it. View Post
But I'm not telling you unless you truly love Him..
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Is that some sort of witch slang? Does Satan get stroppy with you?Originally posted by lilith View Postprobably stroppy with it.Comment
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No, what happens in Sodom is that GOD kills thousands of people for being fags, and then directs His servants to write a book about it, so all future generations will forever know that GOD hates fags and all their defenders, and has no problem with killing them. Got that?Originally posted by Undecided View PostApparently. Same goes for SodomO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Now where on Earth is Bethelhem? No such place exists. You didn't by any chance mean Bethlehem, did you?Originally posted by Wright with it. View Post
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Miss.Lilith, i thinks there almost some true christian™ wisdoms in your nawty post, it true.Originally posted by Miss.evil of evils View PostA spotted youth,naturally. And probably stroppy with it.
i belive that cuz lord Jesus were borned a human, He had to deal wiv human stuff. so when He were a teen, He had to battle wiv acnes an moody moods 
, an there be nothin wrote the bible about his teen years cuz he were in His room all the times, i suspects He were sulky cuz even tho He were the son of lord God, His momma still made Him do His chores 
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See? Petal knows what I mean!Originally posted by Petal View PostMiss.Lilith, i thinks there almost some true christian™ wisdoms in your nawty post, it true. i belive that cuz lord Jesus were borned a human, He had to deal wiv human stuff. so when He were a teen, He had to battle wiv acnes an moody moods , an there be nothin wrote the bible about his teen years cuz he were in His room all the times, i suspects He were sulky cuz even tho He were the son of lord God, His momma still made Him do His chores
Raging hormones,acne,moods...to say nothing of those pesky nocturnal emissions.
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Jesus, loves, was just like any other teen boy with raging hormones and all. I'm sure he "experimented" too. This does pose a question, loves. Why would the almighty Creator of all things have to come into the world in a baby's body? Wouldn't you think he would just twitch his nose or something and whalla God almighty would simply be among us? I really question the idea that the MAN Jesus was God incarnate, loves. That concept is NOTHING different than the concepts surrounding the ancient Greek and Roman gods! Their gods incarnated too just like this Jesus! I find it absolutely REMARKABLE that Jesus has so MUCH in COMMON with the ancient "pagan" gods. Don't you my lovelies???
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It's a conspiracy...Just kidding. But does anyone else think it's odd that Jesus skips from age twelve to age 30? It's almost like someone's hiding something. Maybe Jesus went goth and they don't want to tell you...Originally posted by Wright with it. View PostComment
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Originally posted by Myers View Post
I assure you that Jesus did not "go goth"
Even the mention of such things deserves warning points! To the best of my knowledge Jesus spent that time in the temples observing how the Jews had stolen His Word and determining the best way to punish them.
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