[Justina Thyme]

Re: I have a question

I take offense at your childish, blasphemous avatar, DEMON "MellowMan."

[Bob4God]

Re: I have a question

As our own Pastor Deacon Fred told the church congregation, "You won't be laughing when you see demons in hell using your testicles as ping pong balls!"

Please accept CHRIST!

[Mr Godwin]

Re: I have a question

I laughed at the bible too . . .

Well, son of a bee. Best be careful what you laugh at. You're not off to a very good start with Jesus, are you? It's disappointing, that's what.

Tip of the headmaster's hat, Mr Godwin

[Mr. Johnson]

Re: I have a question

Hey there guys, I stumbled across this website while searching google and I just have one question for you all. Is this a joke?

Let me elaborate a little I can’t work out if you all really believe what you say or if you’re just a bunch of crazy people living under a big rock somewhere, or if this page is just a joke page for letting off steam. As I can’t imagine people actually believe this crap in real life? For example most of what is written under the mens section had me in fits of laughter about the female orgasm and the discussions of how men should beat their women and dip their tampons in hot sauce. That has to be a joke right? Lol

This is a serious question by the way.

Are you a joke?

We would probably find your beliefs just as shocking and perhaps laughable as you may find ours. Only difference is that ours is that of Gods word and not some secular concoction of lies and BS.

[MellowMan]

Re: I have a question

Yeah I read the bibl. But i honestly don't think i is really written by god.
Heh the book "The Life of God (Told by Himself)" by F. Ferrucci is more likely to be written by god then the Bible. . http://www.press.uchicago.edu/presss...&bookkey=44121 a very funny book. Makes you think
I laughed at the bible too. . .

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I have a question

Hahahaha close enough XD
I don't believe that god judge people.

He says differently in His Word.

Ever read the Bible, Furry? Or do you just make up your own "god"?

[MellowMan]

Re: I have a question

Hahahaha close enough XD
I don't believe that god judge people.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: I have a question -you crack me!

Seriusly. I made this account just to reply on this tread

Lucky us. NOT.

Heh this damn forum may not be a joke but surely still is the funniest thing i have ever, ever, ever in my life seen!

Hell is no laughing matter, son.

I sure wish I could take you seriusly but if anyone walked up to me and said anything like some of the topics in this place, I would roll dead in laughter.

Any way we can get rid of a smartass like you is fine with me, including death by laughter.

So be sure that I will hang around

Lucky us. NOT.

Be happy for your Pandas - piece out Niehls Bohr. .

What are you, some kind of Danish furry? That is disgusting!

[MellowMan]

Re: I have a question -you crack me!

Seriusly. I made this account just to reply on this tread
Heh this damn forum may not be a joke but surely still is the funniest thing i have ever, ever, ever in my life seen!
I sure wish I could take you seriusly but if anyone walked up to me and said anything like some of the topics in this place, I would roll dead in laughter.

So be sure that I will hang around

Be happy for your Pandas - piece out Niehls Bohr. .

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I have a question

I can answer that one with porn
*Satanic link deleted*
ran by 'punk kids' who are sexual deviants (no sarcasm). This pages forum(community>forum) has 666272 Posts in 21482 Topics by 43810 Members. Pretty impressive for a pack of punk sexual deviants, no? Also, no dos attacks.

Wait, you mean horny queers like porn? I had no idea!



Tell me, is that website fake or joke porn, like you say this is a fake or joke church?

Yeah, I thought not.

Show me the fake or joke porno site with hundreds of thousands of posts, ok?

[Nobar King]

Re: I have a question

Hey there guys, I stumbled across this website while searching google and I just have one question for you all. Is this a joke?

Of course not!

Great. Just what we need, another pooper extolling the virtues of brown.

[Mikeman]

Re: I have a question

And one that's never been asked before.

This site is as serious as the fires of Hell, and the true Love of Jesus.

Look around, nimrod. Do you think a few punk kids (like you) would write over 100,000 posts, with several thousand user accounts, maintaining a site of this size against DOS attacks at substantial expense, all for a little gag?

Our job here is to share the Truth about Jesus and the Bible. If you don't like the Bible, then you should take it up with God.

I can answer that one with porn
*Satanic link deleted*
ran by 'punk kids' who are sexual deviants (no sarcasm). This pages forum(community>forum) has 666272 Posts in 21482 Topics by 43810 Members. Pretty impressive for a pack of punk sexual deviants, no? Also, no dos attacks.

[Wide-Open]

Re: I have a question

Hey there guys, I stumbled across this website while searching google and I just have one question for you all. Is this a joke?

Of course not!

Thank you Friend.

[boognish]

Re: I have a question

Hey there guys, I stumbled across this website while searching google and I just have one question for you all. Is this a joke?

Of course not!

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Re: I have a question

Amen Jimmy-Roy. You may only be a tin-level Tither, but you sure know what's real and what isn't!

PS: Brother Nobar complained about his lawn in a message he sent me recently. Could you look into it? Like: right now?

Thanks.

Thank you pastor and tell mr. king im' on my way.