[lilith]

Re: A Women's Forum

I say God's name in vain atleast once an hour, unless Clown or Stella aren't around. Which they usually are...all the time...unfortunately...Point so being, nothing has happened. Ever.

Indeed,I'm still waiting for that bolt of lightning - which by now must be several decades overdue.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: A Women's Forum

I say God's name in vain atleast once an hour, unless Clown or Stella aren't around. Which they usually are...all the time...unfortunately...Point so being, nothing has happened. Ever.

Yet. The day with come, and soon, when He will strike you down. When your flesh is being oven-roasted, you will see why it's so wrong to have blasphemed. We are at the End of Days, my friend, and you don't have much time left to get right with Jesus.

[Mom]

Re: A Women's Forum

God also doesn't give us "freedom of speech". In fact, He often forbids it! Don't believe me? Try taking His name in vain and just see what happens then. It shouldn't bother you to do so, considering how often and horribly you sin anyway.

I say God's name in vain atleast once an hour, unless Clown or Stella aren't around. Which they usually are...all the time...unfortunately...Point so being, nothing has happened. Ever.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: A Women's Forum

Fascinating...You can't actually disban all attempts of a Women's Forum just over a mediocre post...If you're Godly Americans, then you should believe in privacy, Freedom of Speech and Press.

If God had meant for us to have some sort of "right to privacy", He wouldn't be watching over us all the time! He, in His infinite wisdom, knows that if we were left to our own devices, we'd be up to our eyeballs in sin.
God also doesn't give us "freedom of speech". In fact, He often forbids it! Don't believe me? Try taking His name in vain and just see what happens then. It shouldn't bother you to do so, considering how often and horribly you sin anyway.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: A Women's Forum

Is that so?


I wasn't rushing, I was enquiring as to their status. And I seem to recall directing my question to Pastor Al. But thank you for answering for him.

And it'd be so much easier to keep an eye on us in a Women's Forum; we'd all be in the same place, and the menfolk could very easily let us know when our woman-brains were veering towards the gutter.

Listen here, you sassmouthed little harlot: If you do not cease your infernal yapping, you will very shortly find yourself reassigned to a very special forum of your very own, where it would be only too easy for us to keep an eye on everything you get up to! We may even go so far as to invite Fish back to keep you company.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: A Women's Forum

Even a deviant harlot has more brains than you, Myers.
You should be ashamed of yourself, you retard.

No wonder Jesus hates you.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: A Women's Forum

Myers, love...why don't....YOU....ask Bro Love about...about...LMAO...his "best buddy"...the "Deacon Jack Daniels"? You know, love, they DO get together EVERY evening!! ROFL

And I don't find them getting together every night a coincidence either. They must be closet cases... Is there something you'd like to share with us, Brother Love?

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Whoooooooosh!!!!

Well, Myers, what a stunning display of intelligence, right there.
*Snicker*

[Mom]

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snicker...snicker....

Myers, love...why don't....YOU....ask Bro Love about...about...LMAO...his "best buddy"...the "Deacon Jack Daniels"? You know, love, they DO get together EVERY evening!! ROFL

Ahhh...interesting INSIGHT, Myers, love....an evangelist with HIDDEN gay....MOTIvations!!!!!!!!!

And I don't find them getting together every night a coincidence either. They must be closet cases... Is there something you'd like to share with us, Brother Love?

[TwinkBoy]

Re: A Women's Forum

snicker...snicker....

Myers, love...why don't....YOU....ask Bro Love about...about...LMAO...his "best buddy"...the "Deacon Jack Daniels"? You know, love, they DO get together EVERY evening!! ROFL

Ahhh...interesting INSIGHT, Myers, love....an evangelist with HIDDEN gay....MOTIvations!!!!!!!!!

[WickedWitch]

Re: A Women's Forum

Uh, I believe it was Brother Eno & I who suggested that a forum might be in order for females to exchange recipes and tips for cleaning toilets.

Is that so?

A little comment about my being a "nancyboy" and my reaction to said comment (mentioning how I happen to be a woman) made me realise: there ought to be a Women's Forum here. I seem to recall there being one a while back, and since there's a forum for the men around here, I think it'd only be fair.

It'd be a place for ladies to trade recipes and household cleaning tips, and discuss womanly problems (so the menfolk don't need to stain their eyes reading about "the curse" anywhere else in the forum), and talk about different ways to keep Hubby happy. And for just general chick-chat, too. If you have a female problem (not necessarily your period, but other problems only us women can have), you can post it there, or maybe if you're a man trying to get help about a female problem your wife is experiencing, and someone will answer you in a helpful manner. See? Women get to gab and go on and on about things men find insignificant (as women will tend to do), and the menfolk around here don't have to endure it in other areas of the forum.

What do you all think?

Our decisions are not influenced by the nagging of unsaved Canadian lezbean trash, Ms. Alie. Look, I know you're all Christians, and that sometimes impairs your logic, but we've gone over this Gods only know how many times: I am no homo-, bi-, trans-, pan-, or any other kind of sexual other than heterosexual. I don't know how long it'll take for you to grasp that, but I certainly do hope it's soon. The ladies of Landover will be notified if and when a decision is made. Pastoral deliberations cannot be rushed.

I wasn't rushing, I was enquiring as to their status. And I seem to recall directing my question to Pastor Al. But thank you for answering for him.

This is exactly why we don't need a women's forum. For weeks and weeks, Arethusa has been allowed to communicate only with responsible, Godly men, and she was almost beginning to show signs of intelligence and virtue. A few posts' worth of banter with a fellow canuck harlot, and her immortal soul goes down the drain. Tragic, but this is why we need them here, to keep an eye on them.

And it'd be so much easier to keep an eye on us in a Women's Forum; we'd all be in the same place, and the menfolk could very easily let us know when our woman-brains were veering towards the gutter.

[Mom]

Re: A Women's Forum

This is exactly why we don't need a women's forum. For weeks and weeks, Arethusa has been allowed to communicate only with responsible, Godly men, and she was almost beginning to show signs of intelligence and virtue. A few posts' worth of banter with a fellow canuck harlot, and her immortal soul goes down the drain. Tragic, but this is why we need them here, to keep an eye on them.

Fascinating...You can't actually disban all attempts of a Women's Forum just over a mediocre post...If you're Godly Americans, then you should believe in privacy, Freedom of Speech and Press.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: A Women's Forum

BOOYEAH!! *High fives Arethusa*

This is exactly why we don't need a women's forum. For weeks and weeks, Arethusa has been allowed to communicate only with responsible, Godly men, and she was almost beginning to show signs of intelligence and virtue. A few posts' worth of banter with a fellow canuck harlot, and her immortal soul goes down the drain. Tragic, but this is why we need them here, to keep an eye on them.

[Mom]

Re: A Women's Forum

Oh good LORD! Myers and Twinkie have to post that they bend over and support the VILE SODOMITES? I hope there's NOT a homersexual love affair brewing here and IF there IS then I certainly hope we DON'T have to hear all about from those two degenerates.

As for a Gay Forum, I DON"T think that is a very GODLY idea for Landover Baptist, the ONLY True Christian CHURCH on the face of the planet! "On Your Knees" your suggestion of the picnic and witnessing to the homers will all just turn into one big LUST party! Witnessing to homers doesn't work because they don't think there is anything wrong with them and what they do. BAD IDEA!!

Now, do you all see how this thread started out being about the possibility of a WOMEN'S forum and the homers quickly have taken it over and changed it to a discussion about a HOMER forum? That's the way the HOMERSEXUAL DEVILS work folks! They think EVERYTHING is about them and if it is NOT then they work to change it so it IS all about them.

LBC already has a ministry focused on the HOMERS and they certainly DON'T need their own forum. It will turn into a SODOMITE HOOK-UP forum. You know,

Name: Jerry Jerkit
Sex: prefer not to say
Age: 17 1/2
Location: San Fran-FREAK-O
Position: Bottom
etc.,etc.,etc...................

Do we REALLY want THAT going on at the GODLY LBC?

I'm straight, and engaged...to a woman...For a hetorsexual, you sure do talk about gays a lot. Are you hiding something that you might like to share, Brother?

[Brother Love]

Re: A Women's Forum

Oh good LORD! Myers and Twinkie have to post that they bend over and support the VILE SODOMITES? I hope there's NOT a homersexual love affair brewing here and IF there IS then I certainly hope we DON'T have to hear all about from those two degenerates.

As for a Gay Forum, I DON"T think that is a very GODLY idea for Landover Baptist, the ONLY True Christian CHURCH on the face of the planet! "On Your Knees" your suggestion of the picnic and witnessing to the homers will all just turn into one big LUST party! Witnessing to homers doesn't work because they don't think there is anything wrong with them and what they do. BAD IDEA!!

Now, do you all see how this thread started out being about the possibility of a WOMEN'S forum and the homers quickly have taken it over and changed it to a discussion about a HOMER forum? That's the way the HOMERSEXUAL DEVILS work folks! They think EVERYTHING is about them and if it is NOT then they work to change it so it IS all about them.

LBC already has a ministry focused on the HOMERS and they certainly DON'T need their own forum. It will turn into a SODOMITE HOOK-UP forum. You know,

Name: Jerry Jerkit
Sex: prefer not to say
Age: 17 1/2
Location: San Fran-FREAK-O
Position: Bottom
etc.,etc.,etc...................

Do we REALLY want THAT going on at the GODLY LBC?

[WickedWitch]

Re: A Women's Forum

We've apparently learnt how to spy on you via our currency. Top that!

BOOYEAH!! *High fives Arethusa*