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  • Cueball
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    • Sep 2006
    • 30
    #1

    I just got Welcome to Jesusland today.

    I love the book (in fact I love it as much as I love my Bible; maybe more!), and I was wondering if it was possible in any way to have my copy autographed by Pastor Deacon Fred.

    To my knowledge, I haven't heard of any book signing sessions either inside or outside of Freehold, Iowa, and I would be willing to pay for shipping both ways if mailing my copy to him was the only way possible.
    "If a minister believes and teaches evilution, he is a stinking skunk, a hypocrite, and a liar."

    - W. A. "Billy" Sunday, 1925.
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    • HelmsFan55
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Sep 2006
      • 25
      #2
      Hey I got it too.I think it is a really good book!

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027
          #3
          Ship it with your request and several large bill$ inside, and I'm Certain the Good Pastor will be nearly pleased to comply with your request.

          Don't forget to include return postage

          SUV

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            • Cueball
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              • Sep 2006
              • 30
              #4
              Why this is just great. I shall do that once I finish reading it!

              I'm about halfway thorough, and I feel like I'm born again for the second time in such a short while!
              "If a minister believes and teaches evilution, he is a stinking skunk, a hypocrite, and a liar."

              - W. A. "Billy" Sunday, 1925.

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323
                  #5
                  Pator Deacon Fred's address may be confidential. If it is a problem, we can help you.
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Praise Jesusland!!

                      I have to say that this is the second-best book I have ever read, next to the Holy KJV1611 Bible of course. It offers a deeper understanding of Jesus, as well as His chosen People, Landover Baptist Church of course.

                      I highly recommend that you run out and buy "Welcome to Jesusland*" as soon as possible. Jesus will surely smile upon you, and anyway its mandatory for all True Christians.







                      *Jesusland is the name we shall bestow upon America once the Republicans sweep the upcoming elections in 2008.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Cueball
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                          • Sep 2006
                          • 30
                          #7
                          I think I have the correct address.

                          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                          Pator Deacon Fred's address may be confidential. If it is a problem, we can help you.
                          Yes, I'm aware that much of the mail that goes to Freehold, Iowa goes there indirectly (which is easily understood; I remember from the last forum that Freehold, Iowa was removed from every map after 9/11/01).

                          Pastor Pistle, I shall send the address I have via private message, in case any of those al quesadea camel jockeys (or any homer terrorist groups) are monitoring this board in an attempt to send anthrax-laced letters, or things that go boom to God's Favorite Church©.
                          "If a minister believes and teaches evilution, he is a stinking skunk, a hypocrite, and a liar."

                          - W. A. "Billy" Sunday, 1925.

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