I think I'm beginning to understand

[Brother_Percy]

Re: I think I'm beginning to understand

Brothers, I think I am beginning to understand. I found it hard at first and I admit I had many questions.

However, I followed Brother Ezekiel's advice, and I think I may have found the answer.

It is so simple I am embarrassed that I did not see it sooner. If my understanding is correct, the answer to all of my questions is "God did it".

Further questions are unnecessary at this point. If the bible chooses to say why or how God did it, great. But if not, then the reason why is not for us mortals to worry about.

If I take my own questions as an example:

How did Noah get all the animals together? "God did it".

How did Noah keep the peace on the Ark? "It's not explained, it's therefore not important".

Praise Brother! You're finally learning something! Nothing happens in this World unless it is by the Will of God!

Why did the Tsunami kill all those people?? Because God sent it - presumably to punish all those perverts and heathens in Thailand, for allowing sick fat pedophile buisiness men travel to their Country for the purposes of fornicating with young asian children! Praise Jesus!

Why did those Towel-heads fly those planes into the Twin Towers? Because God made them do it - probably to punish all the sick AIDS-infested sodomites in Manhattan for their evil and degenerate death-style! Shout Glory!

Why did my mommy get Cancer, and die??? Because God wanted her dead! To be honest, kid, she was probably a whore anyway. Good riddance to another Godless piece of garbage! Praise!

The answer to all these questions, and more, is a simple one. It was God's Will! Who are WE to question his Divine Judgement? Glory to God!

Amos 3:6 "Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?"

Romans 1:18 "For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness"

Praise!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: I think I'm beginning to understand

Brothers, I think I am beginning to understand. I found it hard at first and I admit I had many questions.

However, I followed Brother Ezekiel's advice, and I think I may have found the answer.

It is so simple I am embarrassed that I did not see it sooner. If my understanding is correct, the answer to all of my questions is "God did it".

Further questions are unnecessary at this point. If the bible chooses to say why or how God did it, great. But if not, then the reason why is not for us mortals to worry about.

If I take my own questions as an example:

How did Noah get all the animals together? "God did it".

How did Noah keep the peace on the Ark? "It's not explained, it's therefore not important".

Yes, it's true. Trying to find out why God did something is like trying to understand Sarah Palin's sentence construction or how frogs work. Some things are simply not meant for us to know.

Once you accept that premise; when you realize the answer to every question is "It's God's will" and you don't have to think about it, you can feel the peace of the LORD flowing all around you.

A big step toward finding eternal peace is hitting the PayPal button at the bottom of the page and giving JESUS everything you own. Worldly goods are of no use in Heaven. Help us spread GOD's WORD by making Landover the heir to your real property. We will have one of our JOO lawyers call you to explain how easy it is to secure Salvation™ for your whole family!

Remember, friend: Don't gyp JESUS and He won't gyp you! I, myself am sworn to poverty and am working very hard to achieve it!

Yours in Christ
Pastor Al

[Just James]

Re: I think I'm beginning to understand

For everything we need to know, God even provided a handy User Guide by way of The Bible.

Exactly! And to think I had the tenacity to continue to question this guide

Sister Talitha, thank you for your infraction. Without that, perhaps I would not have seen the error of my foolish ways. I pray the Lord will forgive me.

[Talitha]

Re: I think I'm beginning to understand

Brothers, I think I am beginning to understand. I found it hard at first and I admit I had many questions.

However, I followed Brother Ezekiel's advice, and I think I may have found the answer.

It is so simple I am embarrassed that I did not see it sooner. If my understanding is correct, the answer to all of my questions is "God did it".

Further questions are unnecessary at this point. If the bible chooses to say why or how God did it, great. But if not, then the reason why is not for us mortals to worry about.

If I take my own questions as an example:

How did Noah get all the animals together? "God did it".

How did Noah keep the peace on the Ark? "It's not explained, it's therefore not important".

Pretty much correct.

For everything we need to know, God even provided a handy User Guide by way of The Bible. If It's not in The Bible then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
By the way, that is the King James Version Bible

[Just James]

Brothers, I think I am beginning to understand. I found it hard at first and I admit I had many questions.

However, I followed Brother Ezekiel's advice, and I think I may have found the answer.

It is so simple I am embarrassed that I did not see it sooner. If my understanding is correct, the answer to all of my questions is "God did it".

Further questions are unnecessary at this point. If the bible chooses to say why or how God did it, great. But if not, then the reason why is not for us mortals to worry about.

If I take my own questions as an example:

How did Noah get all the animals together? "God did it".

How did Noah keep the peace on the Ark? "It's not explained, it's therefore not important".