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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
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    Re: Help I'm Scottish!

    Originally posted by Faunze View Post
    Most of the Whites in America came from Scotland and Ireland, and they both wear kilts at WEDDINGS ONLY. So I'd watch who you are insulting, god obviously seen it fit to get the good people from Scotland and Ireland to make the "great" nation you call America.
    It is an historical fact that the Negroes moved to Harlem to escape the Irish. The Scots in this country are renowned for their moonshine, forming the KKK, burning crosses and starting NASCAR. The other names for them are rednecks, hillbillies, hicks, white trash, crackers, peckerwoods, dirt-eaters, sand-hillers, and hicks.

    And don't even think about getting me started on Bagpipes.

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  • Glendora Christianson
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    Re: Help I'm Scottish!

    Originally posted by Faunze View Post
    Oh right yea, sorry I forgot that a change of mind is an obvious sign I'm Schitzophrenic!
    Quite frankly, if you folks didn't make that wonderful tape, I would have banned you from God's favorite forum long ago. Perhaps you should take my generosity as a sign from HIM and make a generous love offering to our Lord Jesus Christ?

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  • Faunze
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    Re: Help I'm Scottish!

    Originally posted by BornAgain View Post
    Schitzophrenic much?
    Oh right yea, sorry I forgot that a change of mind is an obvious sign I'm Schitzophrenic!

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  • BornAgain
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    Re: Help I'm Scottish!

    Originally posted by Faunze View Post
    I was born in this gruff desolate place of non-believers and I don't know what to do! The word of our lord saviour jesus christ has abandoned this place and left for America! I need to get out of this place! Please help!

    Originally posted by Faunze View Post
    I seem to have changed my mind when that redneck Deaner opened his mouth, I always thought americans, because living in a multi-cultural society, would learn to live with other races. You are THE most racist, ignorant and unchristian people I have ever seen that attends a church. And what is most laughable is, you seem to think Jesus is the saviour of Humanity, which of coarse he isn't. Jesus was a sort of "middle man" for gods word. You seemed to have ignored that fact.

    So go on and hunt some desert snakes and eat some cheese burgers, It's evident I'll have to find Salvation somewhere else.
    Schitzophrenic much?

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Help I'm Scottish!

    Originally posted by Faunze View Post
    I seem to have changed my mind when that redneck Deaner opened his mouth, I always thought americans, because living in a multi-cultural society, would learn to live with other races. You are THE most racist, ignorant and unchristian people I have ever seen that attends a church. And what is most laughable is, you seem to think Jesus is the saviour of Humanity, which of coarse he isn't. Jesus was a sort of "middle man" for gods word. You seemed to have ignored that fact.

    So go on and hunt some desert snakes and eat some cheese burgers, It's evident I'll have to find Salvation somewhere else.
    Friend, would you like to back up your coarse assertions with scripture? Jesus is our Lord and Saviour. And of course we've learnt to live with other races - from Meskin gardeners to pickaninny shoeshine boys, there's room for everybody in the Land of Opportunity.

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  • Faunze
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    Re: Help I'm Scottish!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    So, first you came to us begging for help saying you had to get off your Godforsaken, desolate rock full of unbelievers, and then you turn around and say that everything's fine? What happened, were you in withdrawal when you made that first post, and then back in happyland when you made the rest? Does anyone want to make predictions about whether this cretin will reach the "dead baby crawling across the ceiling" stage before he pukes on his own vomit?
    I seem to have changed my mind when that redneck Deaner opened his mouth, I always thought americans, because living in a multi-cultural society, would learn to live with other races. You are THE most racist, ignorant and unchristian people I have ever seen that attends a church. And what is most laughable is, you seem to think Jesus is the saviour of Humanity, which of coarse he isn't. Jesus was a sort of "middle man" for gods word. You seemed to have ignored that fact.

    So go on and hunt some desert snakes and eat some cheese burgers, It's evident I'll have to find Salvation somewhere else.

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  • Enobarbus
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    Re: Help I'm Scottish!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    So, first you came to us begging for help saying you had to get off your Godforsaken, desolate rock full of unbelievers, and then you turn around and say that everything's fine? What happened, were you in withdrawal when you made that first post, and then back in happyland when you made the rest? Does anyone want to make predictions about whether this cretin will reach the "dead baby crawling across the ceiling" stage before he pukes on his own vomit?
    Excellent points Brother. I suspect you are quite right and his first post was made after the whiskey had run out.

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  • Enobarbus
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    Re: Help I'm Scottish!

    Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
    The Holy City is open to all who would come to the Vatican. Unlike your 'Landover', the center of Catholicism is forever available so that any and all of the Lord's children might come to marvel at the wonder of Italian ingenuity prior to Omerta. I cannot though, in good faith, speak to the design of the Swiss Guard uniforms. I suspect a Baptist is responsible.



    Bless you, my mentally malocclusioned one,
    Father Mo

    The holy city is open to everyone in the same way the Ritz Hotel is open to everyone. It is open to all who would and all who could afford to come to the Vatican.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Help I'm Scottish!

    Originally posted by Faunze View Post
    I was born in this gruff desolate place of non-believers and I don't know what to do! The word of our lord saviour jesus christ has abandoned this place and left for America! I need to get out of this place! Please help!
    Originally posted by Faunze View Post
    Deaner you have gotta get all these stereotypical images of people out of your head. We all look dress and live exactly like alot of middle and upper class americans. Our teeth are fine, that goes for the english too. People are people
    Originally posted by Faunze View Post
    Most of the Whites in America came from Scotland and Ireland, and they both wear kilts at WEDDINGS ONLY. So I'd watch who you are insulting, god obviously seen it fit to get the good people from Scotland and Ireland to make the "great" nation you call America.
    So, first you came to us begging for help saying you had to get off your Godforsaken, desolate rock full of unbelievers, and then you turn around and say that everything's fine? What happened, were you in withdrawal when you made that first post, and then back in happyland when you made the rest? Does anyone want to make predictions about whether this cretin will reach the "dead baby crawling across the ceiling" stage before he pukes on his own vomit?

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  • Brother V
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    Re: Help I'm Scottish!

    Originally posted by Faunze View Post
    Most of the Whites in America came from Scotland and Ireland, and they both wear kilts at WEDDINGS ONLY. So I'd watch who you are insulting, god obviously seen it fit to get the good people from Scotland and Ireland to make the "great" nation you call America.
    Do you have ANY sort of factual evidence for the statement you just made?

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  • Faunze
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    Re: Help I'm Scottish!

    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
    None of the American's I know dress like queers. I mean what the hell is that on his face; ball warmers?
    Most of the Whites in America came from Scotland and Ireland, and they both wear kilts at WEDDINGS ONLY. So I'd watch who you are insulting, god obviously seen it fit to get the good people from Scotland and Ireland to make the "great" nation you call America.

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  • Deaner
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    Re: Help I'm Scottish!

    Originally posted by Faunze View Post
    We all look dress and live exactly like alot of middle and upper class americans.
    None of the American's I know dress like queers. I mean what the hell is that on his face; ball warmers?

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  • Faunze
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    Re: Help I'm Scottish!

    Deaner you have gotta get all these stereotypical images of people out of your head. We all look dress and live exactly like alot of middle and upper class americans. Our teeth are fine, that goes for the english too. People are people

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  • Deaner
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    Re: Help I'm Scottish!

    Originally posted by Faunze View Post
    By the looks of your photo, you look worse than all the scots I've seen.
    I highly doubt that but I'm going to cut you some slack. The simple fact you are online in a country where 85% of household computers are sold to purchase heroin tells me there may be something different about you. Did you somehow make it to a Red Cross relief center?

    Dean

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  • Father Maurice Lester
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    Re: Help I'm Scottish!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

    Yep, certainly looks like the poor and downtrodden that Jesus championed alright!
    The Holy City is open to all who would come to the Vatican. Unlike your 'Landover', the center of Catholicism is forever available so that any and all of the Lord's children might come to marvel at the wonder of Italian ingenuity prior to Omerta. I cannot though, in good faith, speak to the design of the Swiss Guard uniforms. I suspect a Baptist is responsible.



    Bless you, my mentally malocclusioned one,
    Father Mo

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