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  • Door to Door Witnessing

    Few methods of ministry are as tried and true as walking down the street banging on people's doors and filling their hands with Bible tracts and True Christian literature!

    The key to successful witnessing is catching people in their comfort zone and forcing them out of it. Now where else are people more comfortable than in their own homes? Like Adam and Eve, all unsaved people will attempt to cover their shame once you reveal it, but you mustn't let them succeed!

    In order to really strike at the heart of their sinfulness you need to know what kind of sins the people you're witnessing to are drowning in. I find that it's very helpful to listen at the door for a few minutes before you knock. This allows you to hear what's going on inside and get clues about the personal problems the sinners behind the door are struggling with.

    You might also want to peek through the windows, but make sure nobody sees you!

    Once you have an idea of who and what you're dealing with, you are ready to witness.

    First impressions are important so take into consideration how you approach the situation. One thing I find useful is to bang on the door very loudly until the occupant answers. Then I say, "If you thought that was loud wait until you hear a billion screaming souls in hell!"

    I am very good with people and that approach works very well for me, but you might want to try a slightly less forward method, especially if you are new to door to door witnessing.

    Maybe you'd rather introduce yourself first. Just say, "Hello, my name is [your name here], how are you today?" Asking a question about them right off the bat is an excellent way to open up opportunities to talk about JESUS.

    If the occupant says that he is doing well: Try saying this: "you must be a born again, Bible-believing fundamentalist Christian!" If they answer yes, make sure that they are Baptists, and if they are, move on to the next house.
    • (Helpful Hint: Ask any Christians you visit what they think of their neighbors and if they have any information you might be able to use to help GOD convict them of their sins.)


    If the occupant says he is not doing well: It's your big chance! Don't bother to ask them what exactly is bothering them, as it doesn't matter. What they need is JESUS, and you need to let them know that as soon as possible. Try saying this: "Did you know that no problem is bigger than GOD? That's right! He knows every hair on your head and loves you way more than even sparrows!" (Luke 12:7)

    • (Helpful Hint: Be on the lookout for signs of impatience and annoyance in the behavior of your target. These are signs of wanting to hear more about JESUS!)


    If the occupant says he does not believe in GOD: Strike the fear of the LORD into them!
    • (Helpful Hint: Whether or not to do this by actually striking the sinner is at your discretion, but keep in mind unsaved thug policemen and liberal judges will use your actions to persecute you for your faith!)


    When dealing with an atheist in their home, be firm but cautious. They probably don't own any guns so you are not in immediate danger of being shot, but they might try to bite you or claw your face because all atheists believe they are animals.

    Now is the time to use any information you have gathered on them. If you don't know of any particular sins this person has indulged in, start guessing at random until you get one right.

    Try saying this: "Have you ever lied? Then you are a liar! Have you ever stolen? Then you are a thief! Have you ever looked at somebody and had sexual thoughts? Then you are an adulterer!" (Matthew 5:28)
    • (Helpful Hint: This strategy is particularly useful on people who tend to think they can get into Heaven just by being "decent human beings.")


    Show them their righteousness is meaningless without submission to GOD! (Isaiah 64:6)

    If the occupant says he does believe in GOD but is having a bad day: Ask them what it is they did to force GOD to send them a bad day. True Christians don't make mistakes (1 John 3:6), so they must be false Christians. Accuse them of being hypocrites and offer them a chance to get right with GOD again.

    Tell them you won't leave until they have knelt down with you to rededicate their lives to GOD.
    • (Helpful Hint: If the person you're dealing with begins to cry or expresses hopelessness or loneliness, this is a clear sign that what they really need is GOD!)

    Once a conversion has been achieved, give them copies of any Bible tracts you have, remind them to go to church and tithe every week, and move on to the next house.

    If the occupant is unsure of GOD: Tell them that the LORD led you to their house to save them. That should help convince them that there is a GOD, and if not, ask them who keeps their heart beating if there is no GOD.

    If they demand proof for GOD (as some liberal types are known to do) you might want to use the oldie but goodie about not being able to see the wind but feeling its effects. Only an idiot would deny wind exists, right? If they persist in their closed-mindedness, make them accept a Bible tract and tell them you'll be back next week to make sure they read it.

    • (Helpful Hint: Restraining orders do not have to be adhered to if you are a True Christian. See Acts 5:29)


    If the occupant tries to argue with you or convert you to their religion: Simply explain that JESUS is the only way to get to Heaven (John 14:6) and they are fools. (1 Corinthians 2:14) If this does not convert them tell them they are going to hell and give them a Bible tract.

    This is a basic but by no means complete guide to door to door witnessing. I hope that each one of you will find something useful from it! You may want to print it out and carry it with you for review during difficult witnessing situations. GOD bless!
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    Re: Door to Door Witnessing

    Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
    Few methods of ministry are as tried and true as walking down the street banging on people's doors and filling their hands with Bible tracts and True Christian literature!

    The key to successful witnessing is catching people in their comfort zone and forcing them out of it. Now where else are people more comfortable than in their own homes? Like Adam and Eve, all unsaved people will attempt to cover their shame once you reveal it, but you mustn't let them succeed!

    In order to really strike at the heart of their sinfulness you need to know what kind of sins the people you're witnessing to are drowning in. I find that it's very helpful to listen at the door for a few minutes before you knock. This allows you to hear what's going on inside and get clues about the personal problems the sinners behind the door are struggling with.

    You might also want to peek through the windows, but make sure nobody sees you!

    Once you have an idea of who and what you're dealing with, you are ready to witness.

    First impressions are important so take into consideration how you approach the situation. One thing I find useful is to bang on the door very loudly until the occupant answers. Then I say, "If you thought that was loud wait until you hear a billion screaming souls in hell!"

    I am very good with people and that approach works very well for me, but you might want to try a slightly less forward method, especially if you are new to door to door witnessing .....

    This is a basic but by no means complete guide to door to door witnessing. I hope that each one of you will find something useful from it! You may want to print it out and carry it with you for review during difficult witnessing situations. GOD bless!
    What Godly advice indeed, Brother B4G. But you neglected to add one thing.

    It is absolutely essential that after banging loudly on the door (such as an archangel might do), you immediately stride into the sinner's home, once they open the door. You mustn't be shy or hesitant about this at all! When the sinner opens the door -- even if it's just a crack -- you:

    * Straight-arm the door fully open.

    * Place your right foot upon the doorjamb (to the left of the sinner's body).

    * Move your body swiftly like the flowing of new wine, and enter the domicile before the sinner can utter a yelp of devilish protest.

    Once inside the domicile, raise your head as a prophet would. Inspect the domicile for the outward signs of a typically secular lifestyle. In particular, look for the indicators of ritual Satanic abuse (presence of children), bestiality (presence of pets), book-reading (polysyllabic conversation), wife-swapping (wife in pants), and Italian cookery (a crock pot).

    Then turn to the sinner, and proceed as B4G has excellently explained.
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    • #3
      Re: Door to Door Witnessing

      No matter how much force you have to use, you can be sure they'll be thanking you in the afterlife for Saving their Eternal Soul

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      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • #4
        Re: Door to Door Witnessing

        Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
        What Godly advice indeed, Brother B4G. But you neglected to add one thing.

        It is absolutely essential that after banging loudly on the door (such as an archangel might do), you immediately stride into the sinner's home, once they open the door. You mustn't be shy or hesitant about this at all! When the sinner opens the door -- even if it's just a crack -- you:

        * Straight-arm the door fully open.

        * Place your right foot upon the doorjamb (to the left of the sinner's body).

        * Move your body swiftly like the flowing of new wine, and enter the domicile before the sinner can utter a yelp of devilish protest.

        Once inside the domicile, raise your head as a prophet would. Inspect the domicile for the outward signs of a typically secular lifestyle. In particular, look for the indicators of ritual Satanic abuse (presence of children), bestiality (presence of pets), book-reading (polysyllabic conversation), wife-swapping (wife in pants), and Italian cookery (a crock pot).

        Then turn to the sinner, and proceed as B4G has excellently explained.
        This is sage advice indeed Brother. The only thing I would add is to be sure you have your hand on your Godly .45 Automatic Colt Pistol handgun. In the event that Satan has somehow influenced these sinners to react negatively to your witnessing, and you are forced to defend yourself and Jesus, you will be ready.

        I would purchase my weapon from Brother Bob's fine establishment BTW.


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • #5
          Re: Door to Door Witnessing

          I'm afraid I will catch the swine flu if I go door to door now. Can I just drive down the street in my over sized SUV and preach GOD'S gospel from a load speaker from morning til night. THAT may make them listen to me.

          Say..... I could also throw FREE Bibles through their windows so they can read along with me!
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          • #6
            Re: Door to Door Witnessing

            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
            I'm afraid I will catch the flu if I go door to door now. Can I just drive down the street in my over sized SUV and preach GOD'S gospel from a load speaker from morning til night. THAT may make them listen to me. Say..... I could also throw FREE Bibles through their windows so they can read along with me!
            Be sure to tie those Bibles to bricks, Sister, so they make it all the way from your SUV to the house.

            An unweighted Bible is hard to throw a long distance, and you don't want it ending up in a mudpuddle!
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            • #7
              Re: Door to Door Witnessing

              Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
              What Godly advice indeed, Brother B4G. But you neglected to add one thing.

              It is absolutely essential that after banging loudly on the door (such as an archangel might do), you immediately stride into the sinner's home, once they open the door. You mustn't be shy or hesitant about this at all! When the sinner opens the door -- even if it's just a crack -- you:

              * Straight-arm the door fully open.

              * Place your right foot upon the doorjamb (to the left of the sinner's body).

              * Move your body swiftly like the flowing of new wine, and enter the domicile before the sinner can utter a yelp of devilish protest.

              Once inside the domicile, raise your head as a prophet would. Inspect the domicile for the outward signs of a typically secular lifestyle. In particular, look for the indicators of ritual Satanic abuse (presence of children), bestiality (presence of pets), book-reading (polysyllabic conversation), wife-swapping (wife in pants), and Italian cookery (a crock pot).

              Then turn to the sinner, and proceed as B4G has excellently explained.
              Godly advice Brother Larry. The sinner needs to know from the get go they are dealing with a righteous person who, with The Bible, sees right threw their pretentious of decency. When a Christian is in your house it is time to be judged.

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              • #8
                Re: Door to Door Witnessing

                I wholeheartedly endorse brother Larry's advice on entering the home with great vigor. This allows you to really get into the nexus of evil these people are hiding behind their drawn curtains and front door!

                Be careful though, because you might find yourself in the midst of a cult or "family" of homosexuals who have recently wed. True Christian scientists still don't know what the effects of actually being in the toxic atmosphere of a homosexual household could be, so take care! It might cause your marriage to fail right then and there!
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