[JennyD]

Re: Post your level of education

Master's in Social Work. Any idiot knows that.

You're right, I should have expected you to know it. You do meet the minimum qualifications.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Post your level of education

Based on the emphatic responses from all of you, I'm guessing education is a touchy subject with you all.

Not at all, friend. I still would like to attend Cornell University School of Hotel Management. Could you care to donate to help a 67 year old man finally realize his Dream?

[Rickder19]

Re: Post your level of education

Master's in Social Work. Any idiot knows that. Of course you have no way of knowing whether or not I knew it, but that doesn't matter.

Does it make you feel better to know that my eighth grade teacher wouldn't pass me unless I put my hand down her skirt

Get some therapy, that's hilarious.

Based on the emphatic responses from all of you, I'm guessing education is a touchy subject with you all.

[Ugly_Kid_Joe]

Re: Post your level of education

Despite my facial handicap, I was a True(tm) miracle of God in school and university. I hold several degrees on different subjects, none of which are your business. Simply because nothing of all this is to the point. The Real education I had was the education God gave me, through his Holy word.

Yes, the bible really opened my eyes. The LORD's path is the right path! None of my past studies matter. I live for God and for nothing else. Praise Jesus!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Post your level of education

I hold several degrees, both honorary and fully earned. My first came from the prestigious Bob Jones University (sadly after they started letting people from other races in), as well as a Masters and Ph.D. from Landover University. Not that I am one to brag, but my education is unsurpassed in any field from any secular university.

[JennyD]

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Just curious, that's all.

Let me guess. You hope to "prove" that the average True Christian(tm) is an ignorant hick, therefore inferior to you and no threat whatsoever.

I hate to break this to you, but most True Christians(tm) have at the very least BS degrees. Personally, I have a BA in psychology and an MSW. (I'll let you look that up. It'll be easier to find than Brother Wide-Open's, as it's in English instead of Dutch.)

Do you think Newt Gingrich is stupid?

He received a B.A. degree from Emory University in Atlanta in 1965. He received an M.A. in 1968 and a PhD in 1971 in Modern European History from Tulane University in New Orleans.[4] His dissertation topic was Belgian Education policy in Africa. While at Tulane, Gingrich, who at the time belonged to no religious group, began attending the St. Charles Avenue Baptist Church to pursue an interest in the effect of religion on political theory; he was soon baptized by the Rev. Mr G. Avery Lee.[5]

How about Barack Obama? He's a former President of the Harvard Law Review . . . and a Christian.

So are 78% of Americans. Are they all idiots?

How about Hillary Clinton? She goes to the private, Congressmembers-only DC prayer breakfasts regularly. She's a Rhodes Scholar, if memory serves.

Conversely, Ricky, take a look at the average atheist/agnostic who rudely invades our church forum so spout vitriol. Why, these people can't even string complete sentences together! They're too busy M-ing to their My Chemical Romance posters to type with both hands or even correctly operate their SHIFT key!

Who are the simpletons, Ricky?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Post your level of education

I hold a Doctor of Theology degree from Landover Baptist University. The basic cirriculum for my coursework can be seen HERE, and my church bio can be seen HERE.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Post your level of education

I dropped out of school completely in the 9th grade, but I was a reckless youth living a life of crime, drugs, atheism, and sin.

Later in my life I worked hard to solicit funds so that I may attend the prestigious Cornell University School of Hotel Management. It was always my dream to be a Hotel Manager.

Right now, I am enjoying the closest thing to it: I am a janitor for a hotel. I am very happy and I don't need anything else.

[Nobar King]

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Here is my level of education:

I'm going to beat some sense into you, boy. I can tell that you're here to judge us by our scholastic accomplishments and gloat over yourself by comparison. Does it make you feel better to know that my eighth grade teacher wouldn't pass me unless I put my hand down her skirt? I never went to a day of school after that. You can take your stupid degrees and start fires with them for all I care. They mean nothing to me.

I grew up only a quarter mile away from one of the regional colleges. They never reached out to me. Here I was, in need of instruction and support, and I couldn't even get it from an institution of higher learning that was in my backyard.

[Wide-Open]

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"Education"

Isn't that stuff sinful?!

What are you, anyway - some sort of Patrick Swayze fan?

Sister, be gentle with him.

After all, he's a BACHELOR, and only has about 2 to 3 years to go before he can even start thinking about his "PhD".

He is SMART, and, as much as I love you, you are just an addle brained female.

He will CURE people with his vast intelligence.

Let's hope the wheels of Dame Fortuna will spin his way. If not, he can always go sell hot-dogs.*

* although his level of intelligence migh not suffice for that.

[SUV]

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"Education"

Isn't that stuff sinful?!

What are you, anyway - some sort of Patrick Swayze fan?

[Rickder19]

Re: Post your level of education

Bullsh*t. I hope you've got a huge loan to pay off; it'll teach you some humility.

Well of course I do. Not huge, but a loan nonetheless. If you (or "God") call sharing my education level and goals with another person "boasting" and you say I lack humility, you've got some serious issues.

Where were you learned Ezekiel? Is it a sin to tell me?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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No one can amount for anything if they don't share their goals with other people.

Bullsh*t. I hope you've got a huge loan to pay off; it'll teach you some humility.

[Wide-Open]

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2. I'm assuming it's some religious title only glorified and recognized by obsessive Christians.

Of course it is.

[Rickder19]

Re: Post your level of education

You don't even know what it is.

And Satan doesn't really care about degrees, other than the ones that make Hell really really hot.

1. That was painfully lame

2. I'm assuming it's some religious title only glorified and recognized by obsessive Christians.

Psalms:10:3: For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth.

3. No one can amount for anything if they don't share their goals with other people.