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  • #16
    Re: what is a christian?

    Originally posted by BNP chris View Post
    No go away u anoying jew worshipper... the only thing i can feel is the alcohol and drugs taking effect. its gonna be a good day
    See! That's where you've got it wrong.
    Jesus was as white as you or I. He had blond hair and Blue eyes.
    Read a bit more about our Savior. he was not a Jew.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • #17
      Re: what is a christian?

      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
      See! That's where you've got it wrong.
      Jesus was as white as you or I. He had blond hair and Blue eyes.
      Read a bit more about our Savior. he was not a Jew.
      Wrong Jesus Christ was a Jew.

      Jesus Christ was circumcised when he was a baby. If he was sent into the world then God wanted him to take this sign that he was to follow the Law of Moses, the teaching of the first five books of the Bible. Once you are circumcised you have to obey all the precepts of the Law or Torah (Galatians 5:3). Even more so if you are the Son of God for God could have arranged for some mistake to be made so that you ended up uncircumcised if he did not want it. Even if Jesus did not choose beforehand to be a Jew he claimed he did afterwards meaning that he would have chosen it if he could have. So he is still as bad as ever.

      Jesus said that not a word would pass away from the Old Testament until it is all fulfilled implying that God must have been its author for God knows all things and nobody can defeat God who is all-powerful.

      Jesus said that Judaism was the true religion (John 4:22,23) and he told Law-keepers that they were the light of the world approving of their obedience (Matthew 5). He quoted the Bible against the Devil (Luke 4).

      Jesus said that the Law was the word of God for it is about love and God is loving. He said that anybody who dropped one commandment from it would not be honoured in his Father’s kingdom. There is nothing in the New Testament whatsoever to prove that Jesus cancelled the Law or anything in it.

      It does not matter if he did cancel them for he had made it clear that he wished people to believe that these laws were right before he changed them. He still wanted people to believe that there was nothing wrong in principle with a God who wants them to stone people to death for sins like adultery and so on. He still wanted the acceptance of fanaticism and murder to be part of their faith.

      Jesus sang the Psalms which praised the Law in the Synagogue. Going to the synagogue meant one accepted the Jewish scriptures for the service honoured scripture and preached it. Jesus taught that one should not be afraid to speak out for the truth so his silence in the Synagogue proves he wanted the people to believe in the Law and the Prophets.

      Paul said that Jesus was born under the Law (Galatians 4:4). Jesus died to deliver us from the curse of the Law not because the Law was wrong but because it was right (Romans 7:7,10). In other words, the Law is a curse only to those who cannot keep all of it and Jesus came to demonstrate that it is fair and to prevent it from being a curse to us (Galatians 3:13). So, the majority of the early Christians held that Jesus did not pick out bits of the Law that he liked and discard the rest like Christians deceitfully do but accepted and cherished the whole lot.


      The Law tolerates the murdering of a person for manslaughter under strict conditions (Numbers 35). But if persons should be safe like the Law says then persons are precious and should not be killed. Nobody can deny that it is immoral if morality exists.

      God permits parents to have their sons put to death by stoning in Deuteronomy 21. If the boys are stubbornly disobedient and fond of stuffing themselves and of strong drink, parents are given the right to have them killed. The parents must agree that this is the right course and are the only plaintiffs allowed. When satisfied that the parents are telling the truth the authorities consent to the execution. The law does not say that the authorities have the right to refuse so they don’t. It is plain that there was no need for killing them so this law permits the needless killing of bothersome male children. It is not just for deterring other children though that is one of the reasons. Deterrence alone wouldn’t justify this. It is not the just penalty for high treason for it was left up to the parents to decide if or when they would have their son done in. God does not say how bad the lad has to be before it was permissible to end his life. He would have done if he wanted only all those who were guilty of high treason put to death. He is just saying that it is just for parents to have their sons killed if they want rid of them.

      Christians often condemn this awful law and manage to say that it is inspired for there is no record of anyone dying because of it. That does not prove that the law was ignored. The Torah was not written to tell us about how and when it was carried out. And ignored or not it says that such killing is just so none can condemn it and maintain that it is inspired.

      To say that scriptures which commanded the cruel and slow killing of homosexuals, adulterers and apostates are the word of God shows that you are using religion to inflict malice and/or stupidity on other people. It is said that such sins were high treason which justified their price which was stoning to death. That is an excuse. There was no need to kill them. And it is obvious that it is an excuse. Jesus may not have lifted a stone to kill anybody but in will and intent he was a murderer and a sadist.

      Jesus was an evil man who heartily praised the cruel demands of the Law of Moses. He was not the “King of Love”.

      Jesus made it clear that he was to be judged in accordance with the Mosiac Law for it was his precursor and background and so if it condemns him he is to be rejected (Luke 24:44-46; Matthew 5:17,18). Christians forget this. They judge Jesus by their own modern standards which includes such nonsense that capital punishment is contrary to the gospel. The gospel at most does not condemn it and the evidence that it wants it continued under the decrees of the Law of Moses is overwhelming.

      Jesus Christ was a fraud for he acclaimed the draconian and errant ways of Moses and had been a Jew who cherished the Law.

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      • #18
        Re: what is a christian?

        Filthy lying racist God-mocker!! HOW DARE YOU accuse Jesus of being a damned joo! HE IS NOT A HOOK NOSED JOO, ok!?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #19
          Re: what is a christian?

          Once you are circumcised you have to obey all the precepts of the Law or Torah (Galatians 5:3).


          Um, I'm sure a billion (give or take) mooselimbs wouldn't exactly agree.

          Anyway TL;DR, Jesus hates copy/paste stuff.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • #20
            Re: what is a christian?

            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post

            Um, I'm sure a billion (give or take) mooselimbs wouldn't exactly agree.

            Anyway TL;DR, Jesus hates copy/paste stuff.
            Not only that, but you have to wonder about a self-identified atheist who wants to prove to us that Jesus is a joo. I thought that they denied Jesus even existed!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #21
              Re: what is a christian?

              To Chris. I have taken your original post, and edited it so you can see a little home truth...

              Originally posted by BNP chris View Post
              I believe The BNP is a special kind of zealous bunch of skinheads. Racists are unique in that they have a sexual obsession with a Christian who lived roughly 65 years ago named Adolf Hitler. You are well known for rejecting reason and good will in all its forms and ironically, serve as proof that there is no intelligent fascists.

              Fascist fandom is one of the oldest, with a history that spans continents and centuries. To suggest to a fundamentalist Nazi that Mein Kampf is poorly-written fiction will probably result in me being banned. Nazis, like muslims, are often very defensive about their degeneracy.

              You Nazis follow a political movement that was created by the Jews to serve Jewish purposes. Basically, the Jews convinced half of the world to worship their evil tribal god, which has allowed the Jews, always a clever lot, to control societies for ages.
              Please, don't come in here running your mouth. Firstly, you aren't welcome. Secondly, we take our guidance from God himself, not some jumped up welsh troll with a Hitler fetish. Thirdly, and finally, a BNP supporter who is adamantly against Christianity isn't a real BNP supporter. The BNP is just a covering term for "Crusade". Whilst I have no problem with crusading against the infidels, I find it quite insulting when some pig-ignorant racist bastard comes on to insult something that, by default, he should be a part of.

              You are a crap racist, and an even worse atheist. At least most of the atheists on this site have the good will to come packing some brain cells. Get back to your stella actatwat and slagging off the people who keep your country running, muppet.
              BEHOLD!!!
              THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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              • #22
                Re: what is a christian?

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Not only that, but you have to wonder about a self-identified atheist who wants to prove to us that Jesus is a joo. I thought that they denied Jesus even existed!
                Indeed Pastor! It's like arguing that Mickey Mouse was actually French.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • #23
                  Re: what is a christian?

                  Originally posted by Max Bayes View Post
                  To Chris. I have taken your original post, and edited it so you can see a little home truth...



                  Please, don't come in here running your mouth. Firstly, you aren't welcome. Secondly, we take our guidance from God himself, not some jumped up welsh troll with a Hitler fetish.
                  Mein Kampf:

                  Mein Kampf (My Struggle), is a book by Adolf Hitler(real person) It combines elements of Autobiography with an exposition of his political ideology.

                  The Bible:

                  God(fictional person) is the protagonist of the bible(fictional story book), a book which has somehow sold more copies than harry potter, making it the most successful work of Fiction ever. The bible is the chronology of God's Adventures, is a volume of pornography, rape and incest

                  go away

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                  • #24
                    Re: what is a christian?

                    ok who changed fake to real in my last post.... god is a real real real God and I love Him so!

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                    • #25
                      Re: what is a christian?

                      Originally posted by BNP chris View Post
                      Mein Kampf:

                      Mein Kampf (My Struggle), is a book by Adolf Hitler(real person) It combines elements of Autobiography with an exposition of his political ideology.

                      The Bible:

                      God(real person) is the protagonist of the bible(real story book), a book which has somehow sold more copies than harry potter, making it the most successful work of Fiction ever. The bible is the chronology of God's Adventures, is a volume of pornography, rape and incest

                      go away
                      I see... in your drug crazed state, the words of a man (Hitler) with a syphilis riddled brain makes sense. Then you have the audacity to say the Bible is fiction.



                      No one did, it is what you typed. Even though you wanted to say one thing, your body would not allow it. Even though the drug induced, low T-cell haze.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #26
                        Re: what is a christian?

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        I see... in your drug crazed state, the words of a man (Hitler) with a syphilis riddled brain makes sense. Then you have the audacity to say the Bible is fiction.



                        No one did, it is what you typed. Even though you wanted to say one thing, your body would not allow it. Even though the drug induced, low T-cell haze.

                        You dare to disrespect a Great Man like Hitler... i have grea respect for him he was truly a Great Leader

                        http://www.politicalforum.com/1210897-post17.html by me

                        Hitler was a great leader

                        After World War I, Germany went into the depression because the nation was blamed for starting the war. Out of all people, Hitler came and rescued Germany. Under Hitler's leadership, the relationships between the workers and factory owners improved, work breaks were increased for workers, concerts and other forms of entertainment were available at the work places, crime rates went down, health and family values advanced, researches on cancers were funded, education concerning health issues were started, cars were made affordable to the working-class, new roads and bridges were built, unemployment rates decreased...and the list can probably go on and on.

                        While others think Hitler was stupid, my belief is the opposite. I'd like to see them try taking over a nation and improving a country's economy from depressions. In order to gain such enormous trust from the people, one needs talents, intelligence and passions. Hitler was obviously a German nationalist and the perfect candidate for the country. If Hitler was insane, then everybody who believed him must also be insane or dumb enough to trust an insane person. This man was even nominated for Noble Peace Prize in 1938 and 1939 for his achievements.

                        What Hitler did with the people in concentration camps was the only thing that overshadowed all of his accomplishments. It was immoral, sick, evil, and cruel in every possible way. But Hitler sure was not the only person involved. If you're going to blame Hitler, you should also blame other people who were involved. There were even many Jewish people who worked with Hitler and supported him, but I suspected that they didn't know about the concentration camps. I am not talking about Hitler supporters who knew nothing about the Holocaust while it was happening at the time. I am talking about the concentration camps staff who did their jobs voluntary while knowing fully well what they were doing.

                        Hitler's plans in taking and killing all of his enemies makes sense, although I do not support the way he went about it. People die in every war. It is natural, isn't it? You can either win the war through compromises or fight until there is no enemy left. If I was a close-minded person who wants everything to be under my rule, I would have done the same thing Hitler did. Then again, it would be too tiring if you have to kill everyone on the planet that ever disagree with you.

                        To many of us, Hitler is an evil man for killing millions of innocent people in the concentration camps. However, if you're looking from a German nationalist's point of view, Hitler would probably be the perfect leader. It is because Hitler was willing to do everything to bring prosperity to Germany again...even kill millions of Jewish, gays, and others. Maybe Hitler's personal hatred against those victims had a lot to do with it. Nonetheless, his tactic worked while the war lasted. He truly did love himself and his country.

                        In conclusion, Hitler was a smart leader with "evil" intentions. I also realized that he was unstable towards the end of World War II. He took the easy way out and committed suicide along with the rest of his family. Perhaps it would be considered as a honor killing since he knew if he got caught, he would be killed eventually. His wife and children would be under a lot of pressure too. Committing a suicide was the only notable way for a man like him to die after all.

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                        • #27
                          Re: what is a christian?

                          Okay Chris, here we go...

                          Originally posted by BNP chris View Post
                          Mein Kampf:

                          Mein Kampf (My Struggle), is a book by Adolf Hitler(real person) It combines elements of Autobiography with an exposition of his political ideology.
                          I like how you need to reiterate what Mein Kampf is. Obviously, your feeble racist brain can't handle the fact that other people might know a thing or two. You have been running your mouth about how "The Jews are taking over the planet, Oh Teh NOEESSS!!!!111". The same old warped words of Hitler and, more recently, your political leader. Have you never stopped to have a look at what facsism creates? Hate. Fear. Control. As much as I don't enjoy supporting the Jews, they've done a hell of a lot more for the world than your ilk. All you do is spread ignorance and death. Or is your idea of a fun time war?


                          Originally posted by BNP chris View Post
                          The Bible:

                          God(real person)
                          For a second, I thought you were making some sense. Then I remembered you are a brainwashed skinheaded racist.


                          Originally posted by BNP chris View Post
                          is the protagonist
                          Actually, seeing as he was the author, he was the Narrator refering to himself in the Third Person. The Protagonists were assorted prophets, and eventually, the Author's son. The Antagonists, on a side note, were generally war-lovin' race-hatin' twats like you.

                          Originally posted by BNP chris View Post
                          of the bible(real story book)
                          You can't really mock our intelligence when you use these sort of contradictions. A real story book is either a book full of stories that exists in our reality, or it is a book full of stories that are real. Either way, it really doesn't support your points.



                          Originally posted by BNP chris View Post
                          a book which has somehow sold more copies than harry potter
                          Well, what do you expect? It was written two thousand years ago, and is a bit deeper than a kid's sourcery tale told with a simplistic narrative technique that enables people who generally don't read much to follow its plot through simple baby steps. I wouldn't expect a JK Rowling fan to read the bible, your mushy fascist mind probably wouldn't be able to contend with genesis, let alone anything else.

                          Originally posted by BNP chris View Post
                          making it the most successful work of Fiction ever.
                          I guess it's a lot better than having a complete failure of a ficticious piece as my political party's manifesto, eh? Envy is a sin, Chris.

                          Originally posted by BNP chris View Post
                          The bible is the chronology of God's Adventures, is a volume of pornography, rape and incest
                          I have read the bible many a time, and nowhere did I once encounter pornographic images. Again, I think this is probably related to your obvious illiteracy. What you are doing is reading the bible, and then when you fail, you are jacking off over cheap gay skinhead porn in a vain attempt to deal with your overwhelming insecurities as a racist twat.

                          Originally posted by BNP chris View Post
                          go away
                          You came here. You know where the door is. But may I suggest leaving by one of the third floor windows instead?
                          BEHOLD!!!
                          THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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                          May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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                          • #28
                            Re: what is a christian?

                            Originally posted by BNP chris View Post
                            You dare to disrespect a Great Man like Hitler... i have grea respect for him he was truly a Great Leader

                            http://www.politicalforum.com/1210897-post17.html by me

                            Hitler was a great leader

                            .........................

                            Uh, yeah, a suicidal druggie Homer with easily curable sex related disease. Some one to look up to. Hitlers' 'brilliance' was little more than the human equivalent of 1mm monkeys at 1mm computers. But if you right, you should go pee in the Buckingham Palace, right by the gates. Tell Hitler told you to. I am sure they will understand. You need to go to dinner at Jeffery Dahlmer's.

                            Fortunately for us, unfortunately for you, AIDS is not currently curable.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • #29
                              Re: what is a christian?

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              Uh, yeah, a suicidal druggie Homer with easily curable sex related disease. Some one to look up to. Hitlers' 'brilliance' was little more than the human equivalent of 1mm monkeys at 1mm computers. But if you right, you should go pee in the Buckingham Palace, right by the gates. Tell Hitler told you to. I am sure they will understand. You need to go to dinner at Jeffery Dahlmer's.

                              Fortunately for us, unfortunately for you, AIDS is not currently curable.
                              Not to mention that Hitler was a mary-worshiping papist.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #30
                                Re: what is a christian?

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                Uh, yeah, a suicidal druggie Homer with easily curable sex related disease. Some one to look up to. Hitlers' 'brilliance' was little more than the human equivalent of 1mm monkeys at 1mm computers. But if you right, you should go pee in the Buckingham Palace, right by the gates. Tell Hitler told you to. I am sure they will understand. You need to go to dinner at Jeffery Dahlmer's.

                                Fortunately for us, unfortunately for you, AIDS is not currently curable.
                                Jeffrey Dahmer is dead and do you really know whats AIDS stands for:

                                http://www.politicalforum.com/1374239-post12.html by me

                                'Muslim is the common name for a person suffering from the disease known as Acquired Islamo-Deficiency Syndrome or AIDS. The condition spread by the Human Islamo-fascism Virus or HIV which attacks the cognitive functions in the western hemisphere of the brain. The term is derived from the word for "submission" in Arabic, the native language in the region where the first known infection is reported to have taken place.

                                The disease is transmitted through direct contact of a theophanic membrane or the bloodstream with a bodily fluid containing the Human Islamo-fascism Virus. This transmission can come in the form of sexual contact, a blood transfusion, exchange between mother and child during pregnancy, childbirth, or Circumcision, piercing with contaminated objects, or other exposure to infected individuals.

                                No reliable cure exists for the disease, though regular treatment with crusades may slow the progress of an infection; administration of this medicine can be costly in countries where it is available, however, and thus access to the treatment is limited. Additionally some studies suggest that those infected with the similar disease of Judaism may be inoculated against infection. Since its emergence in the 7th century, AIDS has spread rapidly to the point where as many as a third of the world's population may consist of infected Muslims. While widespread infection has yet to penetrate some areas of the world, the disease is now considered a global pandemic.

                                The Muslim patient zero or index case was an Arabic man who lived in Mecca in the late 6th and early 7th centuries, who was the husband of a local trader. The initial infection was spread within Mecca and was largely limited to friends, family and the clan of the Patient Zero. The infected individuals were quarantined in neighboring Medina, where the infection took root as an epidemic and spread to the larger region, mostly by swords, on which contaminated blood was able to reside and subsequently find its way beneath the skin of further individuals.

                                The Human Islamo-fascism Virus is thought to have originated after jumping from wild cherubim (Homo divinis angeles) to humans shortly before the time of its discovery. The mutated virus capable of infecting humans is thought to have come into existence within an incarnation of God (Homo divinis jesusus) who contracted the disease during a three-day residency in hell. The godhead likely still serves as a reservoir for the disease, and further transmission of the disease or another mutation thereof may again cross species lines through another "prophet."

                                Currently two strains of Human Islamo-fascism Virus infect humans: HIV-1 and HIV-2. HIV-1 infects so-called "Sunni Muslims" and is the cause of the majority of HIV infections globally, while HIV-2, which causes "Shiite Muslims," is largely confined to Iran and neighboring regions. HIV-1 was the virus that was initially identified, while HIV-2 is a mutation that occurred within the cousin/son-in-law of Patient Zero. The two variants are substantially the same, though individuals with HIV-2 exhibit higher rates of flagellated back syndrome as an opportunistic infection. The prevalence of HIV is highest in the Middle East, Indonesia, Bangladesh, Iran, Pakistan, and North Africa.

                                Stages of Infection

                                Stage One
                                At the early stages of infection, the subject suffers only minimal cognitive damage and can still interact productively with the western hemisphere of his or her brain. At this level of infection the subject may suffer inability to ingest food in daylight hours during one month of the year, compulsion to give away money, and inability to lift his head far above the ground at five points in the day. The subject will also begin to orient himself toward the site of the disease's initial appearance, especially during the aforementioned five daily periods, and he may develop the desire to travel to that site.

                                Stage Two
                                At the second stage of infection the subject begins to suffer significant problems interacting with his western hemisphere; he may also suffer degradation of his humor processing cortex, preventing him from productively reading material on his condition. At this stage, many patients begin to exhibit external signs of infection. Men grow long beards, while women's skin becomes hyper-sensitive to male visual contact and must be covered by a large protective garment called a burqa

                                Stage Three
                                By the third stage of infection, the patient is in critical condition and begins to pose a threat to those around him. Viral infection has built up pressure within the victim's body and has weakened the integrity of his skin and organs. The Muslim is thus in danger of spontaneously exploding, causing injury or death to those around him, The Muslim suddenly gets an urge to use public transport (Trains, Buses). Danger of explosion is particularly acute around tall buildings or Jews.Patients will also feel the urge to call all Westerners infidels.

                                Stage Five
                                Stage five of the infection is the oddest and rarest of its manifestations, and it occurs only after the Muslim has exploded as part of stage three. At this point the infected male — only males reach this level of infection — will cause the hymen of any woman he penetrates to regenerate, perpetually making her a "virgin" in what one can only assume is the most frustrating ordeal ever.

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