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  • #16
    Re: Clowns and Jesus

    Personally, I cannot recall ever seeing a clown show up that did not scare the heck out of little children. They are evil. Even a two year old knows this. You just try and drag a two year old over to touch a clown and watch them wince and scream. Plus, what do those sickening balloon figures look like to you? You think it is OK for your little angel to witness the construction of such perverted "toys"?
    sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
    21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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    • #17
      Re: Clowns and Jesus

      There are a bunch of false Christians over at the Clown Ministry.
      They mock Jesus by wearing ridiculous clothes and makeup. Then they try and indoctrinate children into joining their false Christian Cult.
      Look at this:

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      Those poor innocent children.
      I'm sure that Jesus has an angry face in the background.

      If any further evidence were needed:



      Jesus weeps

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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      • #18
        Re: Clowns and Jesus

        Originally posted by sotex281 View Post
        A MAGIC TRICK IS NOT GOING AGAINST GOD!!!
        Wrong again, satan.

        Ex.22:18
        Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

        Lev.19:26, 31
        Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times. ... Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

        Dt.18:10-11
        There shall not be found among you any one ... that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

        2 Kg.18:3-4
        He [Hezekiah] did that which was right in the sight of the LORD....
        He ... brake in pieces the brasen serpent that Moses had made.

        2 Kg.21:6
        He ... observed times, and used enchantments, and dealt with familiar spirits and wizards: he wrought much wickedness in the sight of the LORD.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #19
          Re: Clowns and Jesus

          Pastor Ezekiel, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there a verse that says that we should stay away from strange appearances? (I can't think of which chapter or verse right now...)
          Why is it that the fewer the facts non-believers have, the stronger the opinion?

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          • #20
            Re: Clowns and Jesus

            Originally posted by Praise be to God View Post
            Pastor Ezekiel, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there a verse that says that we should stay away from strange appearances? (I can't think of which chapter or verse right now...)
            Don't you have a Bible handy? Do you know about www.biblegateway.com?

            I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8
            Is that the verse you were thinking of?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #21
              Re: Clowns and Jesus

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Don't you have a Bible handy? Do you know about www.biblegateway.com?



              Is that the verse you were thinking of?
              Yes, that was the exact verse I was thinking of!
              I apologize for my lack of knowledge, but at 4 in the morning I'm not quite as sharp as I normally would be (me being a feeble-minded woman I wouldn't be as sharp as the Godly men on this forum, but not getting much sleep doesn't make things any better.)
              Why is it that the fewer the facts non-believers have, the stronger the opinion?

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              • #22
                Re: Clowns and Jesus

                I first realised I had Coulrophobia at the age of 4 which made trips to McDonalds far from the warm fuzzy experience they portrait in their adverts.

                Now I know the true reasons behind what felt like a rather embarrasing otherwise childish and irrational problem.

                Thank You.

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                • #23
                  Re: Clowns and Jesus

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  there is a finely crafted and exquisitely bound copy of KJV1611, which clearly lays out the very Word of God?</b>
                  I have an exquisitley bound copy of The Lord of the Rings which clearly states that two hobbits brought the one ring to mt doom Praise frodo

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                  • #24
                    Re: Clowns and Jesus

                    Originally posted by Akercocke View Post
                    I have an exquisitley bound copy of The Lord of the Rings which clearly states that two hobbits brought the one ring to mt doom Praise frodo

                    Mocking Jesus will get you nowhere in the eyes of the Lord, son – and it will also get you some fresh infraction points.
                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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