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  • #46
    Re: Would you open your home for me?

    Originally posted by stripeydani View Post
    There are no True Christian men in the part of the world where I live.
    That is actually believable considering you are in the UK. We still need to see your teeth however.


    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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    • #47
      Re: Would you open your home for me?

      Originally posted by stripeydani View Post
      There are no True Christian men in the part of the world where I live.
      I recommend moving to Freehold, God's favorite community!

      However, as I do not live there, it may be better to ask a True Christian™ if your kind (the ex-British) are accepted.

      This post may aid you for now, though.

      Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

      All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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      • #48
        Re: Would you open your home for me?

        Listen Dani, perhaps I could be of service to you. My wife and I live in a nice 3 bedroom apartment, or "flat" in the Queen's parlance, in downtown Berkeley, California. We would be happy to host your stay here.

        An experience with us will open your eyes much more than it would living with one of these backwoods yokels who've only read one book in their life, the King James Bible, and in cases where many of them can't read, have had it read to them. We could show you the sites and sounds of Berkeley, San Francisco, and the Bay Area. We can take you to some of the hottest and exciting Gay and Lesbian clubs playing the latest in European house mixes. We will open your ears to a wonderful intellectual world populated by Marx, Dworkin, Sartre, Malcom X, Derrida, and Foucault.

        You say you are 19, right? Could we have a picture of you? My wife My'Shelle is behind my shoulder right now reading this and she is excited. Post a picture of you, please! We'd love to have you!

        Yours,
        Tyeisha
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        Professor Emerita of African-American Studies at UC Berkeley

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        • #49
          Re: Would you open your home for me?

          She is a nigress clam diver, do not fall for it.


          Leviticus 26:27-29

          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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          • #50
            Re: Would you open your home for me?

            If the young lady wants to escape her cesspool country and become more like us, who are we to try and stop her?

            It would be a powerful testimony to the Grace of JESUS CHRIST if we turned her into an ex-Brit and she was able to go back to Britain tell all her friends how much better it is to be a True Christian.

            The problem is, if you aren't saved we can't really invite you into our homes. Maybe we could keep you in a barn? Would that bother you?

            'If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:'             - 2 John 1:10
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            - Proverbs 15:3

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            • #51
              Re: Would you open your home for me?

              Im on the UC Faculty page, but cannot find you on there Professor Tyeisha, is that your real name?

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              • #52
                Re: Would you open your home for me?

                I doubt it! She has been telling tales since the day she got here!

                I wouldn't trust her, she'll try to get you to "switch teams" if you catch my drift.
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                Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



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                • #53
                  Re: Would you open your home for me?

                  I'm just wanting to see if shes what she says she is!

                  PM me your email address Professor, itd be interesting to speak with you.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Would you open your home for me?

                    Originally posted by stripeydani View Post
                    I'm just wanting to see if shes what she says she is!

                    PM me your email address Professor, itd be interesting to speak with you.
                    Don't do it. She and her taco eating friend will pin you down and inject you with LSD.

                    Everyone in Godless Berkeley uses that stuff.


                    Leviticus 26:27-29

                    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                    • #55
                      Re: Would you open your home for me?

                      On a slightly unrelated note, how do I PM/write on peoples profiles? James left me a kind message but I dont know how to reply!

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                      • #56
                        Messaging

                        Originally posted by stripeydani View Post
                        On a slightly unrelated note, how do I PM/write on peoples profiles? James left me a kind message but I dont know how to reply!
                        Go to you control panel (User CP). you can send a visitor message(Networking) or a PM.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #57
                          Re: Messaging

                          Nope. Cant see it Might be because I got some naughty points earlier in the thread!

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                          • #58
                            Re: Messaging

                            That is possible. God works in mysterious ways. Well, be a good girl and it may come. You seem to be on the right track for salvation.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • #59
                              Re: Messaging

                              Originally posted by stripeydani View Post
                              Nope. Cant see it Might be because I got some naughty points earlier in the thread!
                              It is up to Jesus to allow you to send PM's. When He says it is OK it will happen.


                              Leviticus 26:27-29

                              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                              • #60
                                Re: Would you open your home for me?

                                Originally posted by stripeydani View Post
                                On a slightly unrelated note, how do I PM/write on peoples profiles? James left me a kind message but I dont know how to reply!
                                Unless and until your status as "unsaved trash" is changed, you cannot use the PM system on this forum. We are protected by the JesOS Operating System.

                                I'd like to see you posting some Bible scripture and pie recipes. So far I see little evidence that you are on the Path to Salvation(r).
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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