[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Would you open your home for me?

An experience with us will open your eyes much more than it would living with one of these backwoods yokels who've only read one book in their life, the King James Bible, and in cases where many of them can't read, have had it read to them. We could show you the sites and sounds of Berkeley, San Francisco, and the Bay Area. We can take you to some of the hottest and exciting Gay and Lesbian clubs playing the latest in European house mixes. We will open your ears to a wonderful intellectual world populated by Marx, Dworkin, Sartre, Malcom X, Derrida, and Foucault.

I'll have you know, I read quite the evil novel or two back in the dark times...Nietzsche, Hume, Schopenhauer...but now I burn those accursed novela! I only kept my censored version of Fahrenheit 451, which proves how good book burning really is!

"Monday burn Millay, Wednesday Whitman, Friday Faulkner, burn 'em to ashes, then burn the ashes. That's our official slogan."

Ah, such good Christian literature!