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  • No fat chicks! God's requirements for a Tradwife

    God bless Harrison Butker! His commencement address brought honor to our Tradwives when he authoritatively proclaimed that all young heifers in the audience

    are most excited about their marriage and the children they will bring into this world.
    We all understand the gals' impatient longing to be freshened as a Tradwife. HOWEVER, our God does not tolerate imperfection. He has provisos, a couple of quid pro quos, all of which govern His countenance of Tradwife behavior... To begin, He hates fat chicks! Just listen to the derision He directs at them in Proverbs 23:2:

    Put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony​.
    brrrrrrrr.... Talk about an angry God! Now listen to His even GREATER DISPLEASURE WITH FATTIES expressed in Job 15:27:

    her face is covered with fat and her waist bulges with flesh​
    There's no room in the Tradwife coven for a plus-size female.

    Having clarified that, I wonder what other Tradwife requirements you discuss in your counseling sessions with young people. I'm particularly curious to know if a women can be both a Tradwife and over the age of 50. Please share.
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    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
    God bless Harrison Butker! His commencement address brought honor to our Tradwives when he authoritatively proclaimed that all young heifers in the audience.

    []brrrrrrrr.... [/I]Talk about an angry God! Now listen to His even GREATER DISPLEASURE WITH FATTIES expressed in Job 15:27:

    Having clarified that, I wonder what other Tradwife requirements you discuss in your counseling sessions with young people.
    Thank you, Brother Lee. It is especially refreshing to hear a Biblical message like that in a commencement address. Usually such wisdom is in a sermon. It is the season for commencement addresses so we need to be watching for good ones like this. Graduation is a good time to set the rudder of life, its direction. And with today's modern society girls who graduate need to know more than ever the Godly and appropriate role that lies ahead.

    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post

      Thank you, Brother Lee. It is especially refreshing to hear a Biblical message like that in a commencement address.
      You're welcome, Mayor Joe Hold! Still, I'm appalled at the backlash Harrison Butker​ has received for delivering his True Christian commencement address. Do you know there are secular demonists making fun of Harrison's name and calling him "Harrison Butt F*cker". I think that's terrible. There's practically no credible reports verifying that Harrison is a backdoor Christian.
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      • #4
        Oh, my! What a heart-warming message; and, I do thank you so very kindly, dear Brother Lee. It is not often that we see such wondrous articles about young men who put first and foremost at all times. Usually, the FAKE NEWS crackpots are doing whatever they can to bury such good news, or to distort it.

        And, this is such a timely notification. Why, just this morning, my sister (Agatha) rang, to tell me that this very Mr. Butker had also made comments to fight back against the disgusting homersexualistic movement that is ongoing And, with June fast approaching, one can only hope that more will do the same: to do whatever can be done to extinguish that "gay" Pride Shame nonsense. Aggie sent me an article about this, and I am only too pleased to provide a snippet:

        NFL Kicker Harrison Butker Rails Against Pride Month

        ​On May 11, Butker, a Georgia native, delivered a 20-minute screed ranting against LGBTQ people and working women as part of a commencement address at Benedictine College, a Catholic liberal arts school in Atchison, Kansas.

        Butker, a self-professed conservative Catholic, whose hostility towards LGBTQ people is much more severe than that of Pope Francis, the current leader of the Catholic Church, used his address to attack President Joe Biden, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Catholic abortion rights supporters, and LGBTQ people who embrace their identity.​

        Praising Benedictine College’s leadership for emphasizing adherence to “traditional Catholic values” while taking a shot at the LGBTQ community, Butker said, “I am certain the reporters at the AP could not have imagined that their attempt to rebuke and embarrass places and people like those here at Benedictine wouldn’t be met with anger, but instead with excitement and pride. Not the deadly sin sort of Pride that has an entire month dedicated to it. But the true God-centered pride that is cooperating with the Holy Ghost to glorify Him.”
        In a commencement address, Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker ranted against Pride Month, liberal Catholics, and women who work.


        I think that this is very good of Mr. Butker to share what the has laid on his heart. My only concern is that he is, unfortunately, most likely a false prophet, on his way to for not abandoning his Mary-worshipping, statue-kissing, bead-counting, Cathyolick ways. May minister unto him and set him on the path to service.


        Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post

        You're welcome, Mayor Joe Hold! Still, I'm appalled at the backlash Harrison Butker​ has received for delivering his True Christian commencement address. Do you know there are secular demonists making fun of Harrison's name and calling him "Harrison Butt F*cker". I think that's terrible. There's practically no credible reports verifying that Harrison is a backdoor Christian.
        And, as for the evil DEMON-rats who are making fun of Mr. Butker's name; well, that is appalling — but, not surprising. Agatha also sent me something else that goes along this line; except, instead of the insults about Mr. Butker's name, they are making suggestive, "gay" comments about his handsome attire. I shall include an example here:



        May the protect dear Mr. Butker from the onslaughts that are thrown at him by Satan's perverts — in ' precious Name, I pray!

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        • #5
          The football kicker spends time between the times he is asked to perform. Good ones like Harrison spend that time praying and conversing with God. Out of this comes great speeches. Some even write meaningful music like Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life:

          Bobby Bare "Dropkick Me Jesus" (Unedited Version) (youtube.com)
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • #6
            That's a glorious song, Mayor Joe Hold, but sadly, Bobby Bare didn't always sing songs of praise for our Lord. Sometimes, Bobby warbled his way through songs so contemptuous of righteousness that we know they came from Satan. For example:

            At least Bobby got that song's last line right:

            We are beer drinking Christians, but the good Lord loves straights
            Yes He does.



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            • #7
              May the in Heaven bless that handsome Mr. Harrison Butker! This young man is not ashamed of the Gospel of the , . Mr. Harrison certainly knows the value of that from reading his :

              Romans 1:16 "For I am not ashamed of the gospel of : for it is the power of unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek.​"

              And, to prove Mr. Butker's enthusiasm for salvation and righteous living, he has now stated that he has no regrets about his comments at the commencement exercises —another fervent testimonial regarding his love for the !

              Harrison Butker says 'I do not regret at all' controversial commencement speech

              Harrison Butker found himself behind the lectern once again and stood by the much-derided comments he made during a commencement speech at Benedictine College earlier this month.

              "Over the past few days, my beliefs – or what people think I believe – have been the focus of countless discussions around the globe," the Kansas City Chiefs kicker said Friday night at the Regina Caeli Academy "Courage Under Fire Gala" in Nashville, Tennessee. "At the outset, many expressed a shocking level of hate. But as the days went on, even those who disagreed with my viewpoints shared their support for my freedom of religion."

              Butker caused a stir this month during his speech at Benedictine to rail against Pride Month, the COVID-19 pandemic, transgender people and diminished the role women play in society.
              Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker said he stands by the much-derided comments he made during a commencement speech at Benedictine College.


              Mind, the sinful femininazi regime is working overtime to tarnish Mr. Butker's good record, as you shall see below; but, we all know that their opposition is directed by the devil, himself — as per usual!

              Genesis 3:1 "Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?​"



              May Almighty keep this loyal, courageous, young man close to . Amen!


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              • #8
                Let's remind our women folk of Matthew 6:16 lest they be boastful of attaining the 110lb ideal (I prefer 105lb).
                Moreover when ye fast, be not, as the hypocrites, of a sad countenance: for they disfigure their faces, that they may appear unto men to fast. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. But thou, when thou fastest, anoint thine head, and wash thy face; that thou appear not unto men to fast, but unto thy Father which is in secret: and thy Father, which seeth in secret, shall reward thee openly.

                I'm also horrified (but not surprised) at the hateful reaction Mr. Buttker has received even from his teammates - his own brethren! This is the endstage our leadership have warned of - brace for imminent endtimes. Brace! Brace!
                "I cherish him as a teammate,” he said, but “I can't say I agree with the majority of it or just about any of it outside of just him loving his family and his kids. And I don’t think that I should judge him by his views, especially his religious views, of how to go about life, that’s just not who I am.”
                If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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