[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: I have a question about my account

so is that why you keep sending me messages about infractions? because you're "not the least bit interested" in listening to me whine? I'm just saying if you all are truly American and support America, then why shouldn't there be rights and protections here just like this nation

This is a common, but still wrong, assumption on the part of unsaved trash. The First Amendment begins, "Congress shall make no law ...." Are we Congress? The Fourteenth Amendment makes the First Amendment applicable to the states and their instrumentalities. Are we a state or an instrumentality of a state?

"Reason: Endorsing child rape on God's favorite forum" i thought God didn't have favorites

Book, chapter, and verse, please. God welcomes some people (like us) into Heaven and drop-kicks others (like you) into hell, and I cannot begin to imagine a more extreme way of showing who His favorites are.

[Aquarius]

Re: I have a question about my account

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

have you ever been to hell?

[James Hutchins]

Re: I have a question about my account

to be honest i didn't know what NAMBLA was, so I did research and all I can say is that it is something that I am not interested in, but if both parties are okay with it and the child is aware of what is going on, then I see no problem with it

i never said i rape children or people, you said it! i am not interested in raping people!

You previously stated you are fine with child rape. Lying will only speed the plummet to HELL.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: I have a question about my account

to be honest i didn't know what NAMBLA was, so I did research and all I can say is that it is something that I am not interested in, but if both parties are okay with it and the child is aware of what is going on, then I see no problem with it

You are basically saying you are okay with molesting children then.

This Aquarius person is very troubling. Could this person's IP be traced? I'm willing to bet this guy is a 45 year old paedophile looking for a preteen boy to rape. Can we forward his IP info to the FBI or DoF?

[Aquarius]

Re: I have a question about my account

In all my years as a True Christian™ Pastor, I don't recall EVER encountering a more depraved pervert than you. But I'm glad that Jesus caused you to speak the truth, because it just proves us right when we say that all queers are child rapists.

I can't wait to watch you burn in hell, maggot.

i never said i rape children or people, you said it! i am not interested in raping people!

"Reason: Endorsing child rape on God's favorite forum" i thought God didn't have favorites

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I have a question about my account

If all gay people and hippies are going to hell, then hell kinda sounds like fun, it most be like a big dance party

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

[Johnnyboy]

Re: I have a question about my account

im not actually a sodomist, i only went along with it to show how y'all stereotype and are being prejudice only on my orientation. If I have no right here then I don't see how you do. In this country we have/should have the right to do what we want, when we want, with whomever we want. Peace and love be with you

so is that why you keep sending me messages about infractions? because you're "not the least bit interested" in listening to me whine? I'm just saying if you all are truly American and support America, then why shouldn't there be rights and protections here just like this nation

You've BEEN saying that. Nobody cares. You have no rights. Deal with it. Crying like a Nancy boy isn't going to change it. Homo.

[Aquarius]

Re: I have a question about my account

Tap-Tap-Tap........ those are the sounds of God setting the nails in your shipping crate to HELL!

If all gay people and hippies are going to hell, then hell kinda sounds like fun, it most be like a big dance party

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I have a question about my account

to be honest i didn't know what NAMBLA was, so I did research and all I can say is that it is something that I am not interested in, but if both parties are okay with it and the child is aware of what is going on, then I see no problem with it

In all my years as a True Christian(tm) Pastor, I don't recall EVER encountering a more depraved pervert than you. But I'm glad that Jesus caused you to speak the truth, because it just proves us right when we say that all queers are child rapists.

I can't wait to watch you burn in hell, maggot.

[Aquarius]

Re: I have a question about my account

We are not the least bit interested in listening to you whine, sodomite. Take it like a man for once in your life!

God is going to slay you for every blasphemous thing you say.

so is that why you keep sending me messages about infractions? because you're "not the least bit interested" in listening to me whine? I'm just saying if you all are truly American and support America, then why shouldn't there be rights and protections here just like this nation

[James Hutchins]

Re: I have a question about my account

Tap-Tap-Tap........ those are the sounds of God setting the nails in your shipping crate to HELL!

[Aquarius]

Re: I have a question about my account

Are you some kind of NAMBLA apologist?

to be honest i didn't know what NAMBLA was, so I did research and all I can say is that it is something that I am not interested in, but if both parties are okay with it and the child is aware of what is going on, then I see no problem with it

[James Hutchins]

Re: I have a question about my account

God does work in mysterious ways..............

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: I have a question about my account

In this country we have/should have the right to do what we want, when we want, with whomever we want.

So you're a NAMBLA apologist as Brother Nobar pointed out AND an Anarchist? What you just said is a statement in support of anarchy.

As for the stink raised over your signature being "changed", actually I think it is more fitting for you and more accurate, have you been clicking the "Donate" paypal button on the bottom of the screen? This forum is not free and costs thousands of dollars of month in bandwith charges that the Church supports through donations. Don't you think it's kind of selfish for you to go onto a donation-supported forum, not donate whatsoever, and then complain about it?

It's kind of like sneaking into a movie theatre without paying then going up to the manager after the show and complaining about the movie and the sanitary conditions inside the theatre.

I say, put your money where your mouth is. A couple donations here, a couple donations there, and you might be able to get your old signature back!

[Johnnyboy]

Re: I have a question about my account

im not actually a sodomist

Oh, so you thought that claiming to be a queer would impress us? Brilliant!


, i

only went along with it to show how y'all stereotype and are being prejudice only on my orientation.

"Prejudiced". God hates ignorance. Please remember that.

If I have no right here then I don't see how you do

.

Please show me exactly where I said that I have rights here.

In this country we have/should have the right to do what we want, when we want, with whomever we want. Peace and love be with you

In this country, yes. In this forum, once again, no.