[Miss April]

Re: You Bigots

You have two choices:
Answer the above question
OR
tits or gtfo

You can pick

Troll Don't you dare call me Tits but if you really think i'm going to play your little Stupid Game your Wrong How we play how to get Jesus in your life?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: You Bigots

You have two choices:
Answer the above question
OR
tits or gtfo

You can pick

Are you lusting after Miss April? Miss April is a True Christian lady with God given difficulties with self expression. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: You Bigots

No, I don't want to be your leader
I want to bring some other views into what looks like a rather concentrated group of individuals
But no leadership thanks

If you aren't willing to put your life on the line like Jesus did, why should we believe anything you say?

[shadowmare]

Re: You Bigots

It was only a mistake that We thought that Fool God forgive us He can forgive you to Just let Jesus in your life

You have two choices:
Answer the above question
OR
tits or gtfo

You can pick

[Miss April]

Re: You Bigots

Since we're pressing the subject of my wonderful attendance

Why was a talking snake literal, but Jesus saying that everyone should sell their belongings Metaphorical?

Your attendance is not Wonderful trust me I'm not going to anwer your useless Questions Read the Bible for the Truth

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: You Bigots

Yeah... I thought so.

You think poorly.

You Christian headcases are all the same,

Other trolls have said the same, only more eloquently. When you mock us, you mock Jesus. You might want to remember that.

all zeal and no bulletproof evidence.

The AV 1611 King James Bible is bulletproof.

No, a Baby's smile is not bulletproof evidence.

No it isn't, but babies do enjoy having the Bible read to them each and every day!

Nor is me feeling good during the day.

Are there days when you are not hung over? Glory!

Best change that header up top. Guaranteed Salvation since 1620?

Actually Baptists were around before 1620. 1620 is when Baptists arrived on these Godly shores.

I want my money back to spend on stuff that the bible disaproves of. Y'know, all the money I was forced to put in the collection bin every sunday between the ages of 8 and 14.

Did you tithe? If so that money is already doing God's Holy work.

Congratulations, you failing converts!

You say we fail. We do. We FAIL to go to Hell. We succeed in going to Heaven and spending eternity with Jesus. You succeed only in going to Hell.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Miss April]

Re: You Bigots

Means a whole lot coming from the bunch that thought Hitler was a Communist

It was only a mistake that We thought that Fool God forgive us He can forgive you to Just let Jesus in your life

[shadowmare]

Re: You Bigots

Since we're pressing the subject of my wonderful attendance

Why was a talking snake literal, but Jesus saying that everyone should sell their belongings Metaphorical?

[Miss April]

Re: You Bigots

PS:
I pissed in the Holy water when nobody was looking, the bathroom was too far away
CHEERS piffleERS!

That's so disquesting you are sick You better Repent soon or you will find yourself Banned Fool

[shadowmare]

Re: You Bigots

Means a whole lot coming from the bunch that thought Hitler was a Communist

[Miss April]

Re: You Bigots

Troll I wasn't going waist my time with you But How Dare you Came on to Gods Favorite Forum and Talk like that Wonderful Sister Nurse Clampett Is right no one Cares what you have to say If your Not here to get right with Jesus Then Get lost cause your not Welcame on here

[shadowmare]

Re: You Bigots

"Holy water?" What is that? You have us confused with mary-worshiping papists.

Do you want to be banned now, or later?

You suprise me by even commenting
Come on! Make like a Christian and bury the people who disagree with you!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: You Bigots

PS:
I pissed in the Holy water when nobody was looking, the bathroom was too far away
CHEERS piffleERS!

"Holy water?" What is that? You have us confused with mary-worshiping papists.

Do you want to be banned now, or later?

[shadowmare]

Re: You Bigots

PS:
I pissed in the Holy water when nobody was looking, the bathroom was too far away
CHEERS piffleERS!

[shadowmare]

Re: You Bigots

Yeah... I thought so
You Christian headcases are all the same, all zeal and no bulletproof evidence. No, a Baby's smile is not bulletproof evidence. Nor is me feeling good during the day.
Best change that header up top. Guaranteed Salvation since 1620?
I want my money back to spend on stuff that the bible disaproves of. Y'know, all the money I was forced to put in the collection bin every sunday between the ages of 8 and 14.
Congratulations, you failing converts!