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  • #16
    Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™?

    Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post
    Respectfully, Pastor, is Our Matthew painting the "faith" component of Godly living a bit broadly here?

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    • #17
      Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™?

      The Twin Towers fell nine years' ago today, 8:46am and 9:03am, 9/11. The first one went down just minutes ago back then.

      For this I have to say, THANK YOU, MOOHAMHEAD ATTA!!!


      Before this Blessed Event took place, America had become a God-less nation. Athians coast-to-coast. DisGrace-ful

      So let's all give a Patriotic "Thank Ya! Well Done!" to this Man for flying His plane into the first of these Towers. Or maybe it was the second one. Maybe it was both of them. It's not always easy being CHRISTIAN, ya know? Do I have to remember everything?

      I was Wondering aftererwards: Who will run his Convenience Store now to sell the un$avED Condom-ents and Lottery Tickets?

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      • #18
        Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™?

        I had heard someone say a couple years back, that the people in the towers were like Jesus on the cross, because they died for our sins. And they took the Lord's punishment in our stead, so that the rest of us might be saved from the scourge of homosexuality and Godless living.


        ...except of course for the whole resurrection thing. That part was different.


        vw
        Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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        • #19
          Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™?

          Originally posted by virginWhore View Post
          I had heard someone say a couple years back, that the people in the towers were like Jesus on the cross, because they died for our sins. And they took the Lord's punishment in our stead, so that the rest of us might be saved from the scourge of homosexuality and Godless living.

          ...except of course for the whole resurrection thing. That part was different.
          vw
          Sister (or Brother) I see so much Promise© in your post.

          So I am Wondering: What caused our Godly Pastors to designate you as: "Unsaved trash, Godless Godmocker"

          You can tell me. Right here on the Internet. I won't squeal.

          Breastlings,

          SUV

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          • #20
            Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™?

            I am sending all of my TC friends a 9/11 commemorative Freedomship

            With the 8th anniversary of the September 11 attacks coming up soon, I would like to introduce to you the Nine-Eleven Commemorative Ship of Freedom©. This beautiful work of art was built to honor the victims of the 9/11 attacks as a constant reminder of their heroism and bravery on that sad day. Everything on the ship is made entirely by hand. All of the wood has been hand carved, the sails were hand painted and sewn, the rope work was all tied by hand and includes working pulleys.There is no blueprint for this artwork, the design was a vision of the artist. The ship is nearly 13 feet long, 8 feet tall, and 4 feet wide.The ship has a table with the flags of all members of the World Trade Organization (pictured) and the ship also has a podium with a hand carved binder (pictured) that displays an original poem , and the names of all of the victims of the September 11 attacks.
            Some of the best Chines craftsmanship I have seen. Brother Montagues factories really outdid themselves on it.
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            • #21
              Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™?

              Originally posted by SUV View Post
              Sister (or Brother) I see so much Promise© in your post.

              So I am Wondering: What caused our Godly Pastors to designate you as: "Unsaved trash, Godless Godmocker"

              You can tell me. Right here on the Internet. I won't squeal.

              Breastlings,

              SUV
              I never noticed that before. maybe its just that I havent posted much. but pretty much, I think its because of my ministry.

              I've made it my life's work (until I get married), to save men of god from sin, and prevent them from spilling their seed in the dirt, which is a sin before God. I do this by following the spiritual guide of my saint, mary magdalene, and give them the service of a harlot.

              I am still a virgin, but I've stopped the seed of over 1000 men from being spilled on the ground through the vile sin of masturbation. See, men are weak, and they WILL sin. I think its better, in the long run, to take the sin myself, the sin of harlotry, and prevent their sin of wasting their seed.

              Because Jesus will save me, and forgive me.

              maybe that's it?

              vw
              Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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              • #22
                Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™?

                Yes, Sister, you Definitely show Promise as a True Christian™ - so I don't know why our Mens are being so mean to you.

                Perhaps if you offer them a private demonstration of the Godly Works you do they will come around.

                Hey, I just noticed: There's a "demon" within a Word in the sentence Right above this one! FLEE!!!

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                • #23
                  Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™?

                  America had 9/11 comming. We are an arrogant, ignorant and brutal nation. Its funny how there was no rise in nationalism after the 93 bombing or after the OK City bombing.

                  Its just an excuse to hate other humans for being a different color or "speaking funny accents".

                  And yet again, America is occupying two more countries as if its going to solve everything, when in reality we are just stirring up the beehive asking for another attack. Sometimes Im ashamed of being an American due to the utter ignorance that lives within its borders.
                  It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
                  For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
                  Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

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                  • #24
                    Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™?

                    Originally posted by jeebuscrispies View Post
                    And yet again, America is occupying two more countries and its going to solve everything
                    CHRIST'S LOVE, we already knew that! Duhhhhhh!

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                    • #25
                      Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™?

                      I take it someone you loved hasnt returned home from iraq blown to bits....
                      It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
                      For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
                      Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

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                      • #26
                        Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™?

                        Originally posted by demontroll View Post
                        I take it someone you loved hasnt returned home from iraq blown to bits....
                        Has this Blessed Event(c) happened to you?

                        Oh, my, I would feel so GODLY AND PROUD!

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                        • #27
                          Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™?

                          Originally posted by demontroll View Post
                          America had 9/11 comming. We are an arrogant, ignorant and brutal nation. Its funny how there was no rise in nationalism after the 93 bombing or after the OK City bombing.

                          Its just an excuse to hate other humans for being a different color or "speaking funny accents".

                          And yet again, America is occupying two more countries as if its going to solve everything, when in reality we are just stirring up the beehive asking for another attack. Sometimes Im ashamed of being an American due to the utter ignorance that lives within its borders.
                          Then leave! We don't want you here either.
                          I can't do good by you people! So I give up I tried your way for change, it sucked. So now back to my way.

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                          • #28
                            Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™?

                            This is my country just as it is yours. I am only ashamed of its actions. I was born here and I have just as much right to complain about what I dislike as you do.

                            The truth is I dont find christian extremism to be any better than islamic extremism.
                            It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
                            For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
                            Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

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                            • #29
                              Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™?

                              Originally posted by demontroll View Post
                              The truth is I dont find christian extremism to be any better than islamic extremism.
                              Son, are you speaking in some sort of demonic code?

                              I can't seem to get the gist of it

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                              • #30
                                Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™?

                                christian extremism is no better than islamic extremism.

                                A christian wishing death upon muslims is no better than a muslim wishing death upon a christian.
                                It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
                                For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
                                Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

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