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  • SUV
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    Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™?

    Yes, Sister, you Definitely show Promise as a True Christian™ - so I don't know why our Mens are being so mean to you.

    Perhaps if you offer them a private demonstration of the Godly Works you do they will come around.

    Hey, I just noticed: There's a "demon" within a Word in the sentence Right above this one! FLEE!!!

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  • virginWhore
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    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    Sister (or Brother) I see so much Promise© in your post.

    So I am Wondering: What caused our Godly Pastors to designate you as: "Unsaved trash, Godless Godmocker"

    You can tell me. Right here on the Internet. I won't squeal.

    Breastlings,

    SUV
    I never noticed that before. maybe its just that I havent posted much. but pretty much, I think its because of my ministry.

    I've made it my life's work (until I get married), to save men of god from sin, and prevent them from spilling their seed in the dirt, which is a sin before God. I do this by following the spiritual guide of my saint, mary magdalene, and give them the service of a harlot.

    I am still a virgin, but I've stopped the seed of over 1000 men from being spilled on the ground through the vile sin of masturbation. See, men are weak, and they WILL sin. I think its better, in the long run, to take the sin myself, the sin of harlotry, and prevent their sin of wasting their seed.

    Because Jesus will save me, and forgive me.

    maybe that's it?

    vw

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    I am sending all of my TC friends a 9/11 commemorative Freedomship

    With the 8th anniversary of the September 11 attacks coming up soon, I would like to introduce to you the Nine-Eleven Commemorative Ship of Freedom©. This beautiful work of art was built to honor the victims of the 9/11 attacks as a constant reminder of their heroism and bravery on that sad day. Everything on the ship is made entirely by hand. All of the wood has been hand carved, the sails were hand painted and sewn, the rope work was all tied by hand and includes working pulleys.There is no blueprint for this artwork, the design was a vision of the artist. The ship is nearly 13 feet long, 8 feet tall, and 4 feet wide.The ship has a table with the flags of all members of the World Trade Organization (pictured) and the ship also has a podium with a hand carved binder (pictured) that displays an original poem , and the names of all of the victims of the September 11 attacks.
    Some of the best Chines craftsmanship I have seen. Brother Montagues factories really outdid themselves on it.
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  • SUV
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    Originally posted by virginWhore View Post
    I had heard someone say a couple years back, that the people in the towers were like Jesus on the cross, because they died for our sins. And they took the Lord's punishment in our stead, so that the rest of us might be saved from the scourge of homosexuality and Godless living.

    ...except of course for the whole resurrection thing. That part was different.
    vw
    Sister (or Brother) I see so much Promise© in your post.

    So I am Wondering: What caused our Godly Pastors to designate you as: "Unsaved trash, Godless Godmocker"

    You can tell me. Right here on the Internet. I won't squeal.

    Breastlings,

    SUV

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  • virginWhore
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    I had heard someone say a couple years back, that the people in the towers were like Jesus on the cross, because they died for our sins. And they took the Lord's punishment in our stead, so that the rest of us might be saved from the scourge of homosexuality and Godless living.


    ...except of course for the whole resurrection thing. That part was different.


    vw

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  • SUV
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    The Twin Towers fell nine years' ago today, 8:46am and 9:03am, 9/11. The first one went down just minutes ago back then.

    For this I have to say, THANK YOU, MOOHAMHEAD ATTA!!!


    Before this Blessed Event took place, America had become a God-less nation. Athians coast-to-coast. DisGrace-ful

    So let's all give a Patriotic "Thank Ya! Well Done!" to this Man for flying His plane into the first of these Towers. Or maybe it was the second one. Maybe it was both of them. It's not always easy being CHRISTIAN, ya know? Do I have to remember everything?

    I was Wondering aftererwards: Who will run his Convenience Store now to sell the un$avED Condom-ents and Lottery Tickets?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post
    Respectfully, Pastor, is Our Matthew painting the "faith" component of Godly living a bit broadly here?

    Thought-added cubits to physical stature: Zero

    Thought-added cubits to cognitive stature, affective stability and self-actualization: Myriad



    You're a lezbean, aren't you.

    I can tell by the way you talk.

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  • Isabella Abbey
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature? - Matthew 6:25

    Respectfully, Pastor, is Our Matthew painting the "faith" component of Godly living a bit broadly here?

    Thought-added cubits to physical stature: Zero

    Thought-added cubits to cognitive stature, affective stability and self-actualization: Myriad



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  • Johnnyboy
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    I don't recognize "9/11". To me it's September the Eleventh. If you want to condense stuff, tell me Merry 12/25.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Peacefully Hindu View Post
    Perhaps not. But what you speak is true in that our lives will mostly be remembered by the impact we had upon the lives of others, and it is natural to want to leave those behind us with happy memories.
    Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment? Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they? Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature? - Matthew 6:25

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  • Robert Hutchins
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    You care too much of what others think, and nothing of what God thinks. Repent this now, or I assure you, a harsh penance will be meted out.

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  • Peacefully Hindu
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    Perhaps not. But what you speak is true in that our lives will mostly be remembered by the impact we had upon the lives of others, and it is natural to want to leave those behind us with happy memories.

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  • Robert Hutchins
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    I would know they would appreciate my life, but after death I wouldn't care, as I will sit at the side of the Lord! Will that bloated Asian you worship save you from eternal damnation?

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  • Peacefully Hindu
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    Philosophical question then, if you were to die tomorrow and somehow had knowledge of this, would you want people to be distraught for years to come, or be happy and celebrate your life's acheivements?

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  • Robert Hutchins
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    Peacefully Hindu, the dead from that event don't care if we are sad or not. Either they are in Heaven, and no longer care of Earthly matters, or, more than likely, are languishing for eternity in Hell.

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