[OnYourKnees]

Re: Happy Birthday to his Holiness!

She's not evil. She cool. And, so far, she's the only one I've talked to here that's nice.

<ahem> Excuse me? I'm very nice.

I even suggested you and Bozo2 get your Tree friends together and make furniture. How nice is THAT?

[Loser_seed]

Re: Happy Birthday to his Holiness!

MASSAGE??!!?
You let that Evil Wiccan touch your naked skin?
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She's not evil. She cool. And, so far, she's the only one I've talked to here that's nice.

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Happy Birthday to his Holiness!

MASSAGE??!!?
You let that Evil Wiccan touch your naked skin?

Sister,

I made sure to wear full protective gear, a thick wool shirt, so don't worry about her skin infecting my own.

[Talitha]

Re: Happy Birthday to his Holiness!

I will admit, your un-Godly hands can do Godly things. The massage was nice, but that doesn't mean I'm going to give up on Saving you! I just wish you'd give up your wicken ways and let US help you already...

MASSAGE??!!?
You let that Evil Wiccan touch your naked skin?

[MoonFlower]

Re: Happy Birthday to his Holiness!

I tried being a TC once. It was a very ugly sight!

The only good thing I see about converting to a TC is that I'll finally be able to bag BJ...hopefully.

Other than that, I'm perfectly happy frolicking around Landover and being the hippie wiccan that I am.

Moon

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Happy Birthday to his Holiness!

Moon does NOT parade! And you didn't seem to think I was a hussy when I gave you your massage last night!

Watch yourself soldier. It would be a shame to get your ass kicked by a civilian.

Moon

I will admit, your un-Godly hands can do Godly things. The massage was nice, but that doesn't mean I'm going to give up on Saving you! I just wish you'd give up your wicken ways and let US help you already...

[MoonFlower]

Re: Happy Birthday to his Holiness!

...now if only you'd stop parading around like a brazen hussy....

Moon does NOT parade! And you didn't seem to think I was a hussy when I gave you your massage last night!

Watch yourself soldier. It would be a shame to get your ass kicked by a civilian.

Moon

[Loser_seed]

Re: Happy Birthday to his Holiness!

Happy Birthday, Pope!

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Happy Birthday to his Holiness!

I KNEW IT! SEE I TOLD HE! HE'S THE FREAKING ANTI-CHRIST!

Slowly but surely you're letting the word of God dictate your actions and help you understand. So you DO believe that there is an antichrist and that there will be an endtimes? Good, now if only you'd stop parading around like a brazen hussy....

[MoonFlower]

Re: Happy Birthday to his Holiness!

I KNEW IT! SEE I TOLD HE! HE'S THE FREAKING ANTI-CHRIST!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Happy Birthday to his Holiness!

Separated at birth?





Disgusting.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Happy Birthday to his Holiness!

The velvet cape called a mozzetta has also been part of official papal attire but hadn't been seen since John XXIII's successor, Paul VI, in the 1970s. With its regal trimming, it is reminiscent of a time of papal political power some prefer to relegate to history books.

Hmm, no, he's not trying to restore the Catholic Theocracy. NOOOO.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Happy Birthday to his Holiness!

I heard that he has to drink the blood of 80 True Christian™ babies tonight in a black mass with satan.

I'll celebrate when he's roasting in hellfire.

[Marshall]

Re: Happy Birthday to his Holiness!

I heard his ex boyfriend from Munich sent him 80 beers to get drunk on.
Way to go man of God! Getting drunk at 80...how "holy".

[Talitha]

Re: Happy Birthday to his Holiness!

I never realised dead people had Birthdays.

Hold on...... here's one of his Penguins coming to wish him a Big One!