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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: Who is the biggest peice of Unsaved trash

    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    No one is trash! You can't even see out of your own eyes because you are all to possessed by your stupid James King blah blah blah Bible!
    Silly girl, it's King James, not James King, and the Word of God is not stupid. Now go play with your stuffed animals and let us grownups discuss grownup matters.

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  • Ixi
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    No one is trash! You can't even see out of your own eyes because you are all to possessed by your stupid James King blah blah blah Bible!

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Re: Who is the biggest peice of Unsaved trash

    Originally posted by Andreas View Post
    My question is if you think that I and hobbit are same person using a proxy IP?
    We don't think that. Perish the thought that this illiterate homer frodobaggins could be from Deutschland.

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  • Andreas
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    I am sure that I don't want to know the details of your perverted relationship with the demonic hobbit. Just remember this: Jesus hates bestiality!
    My question is if you think that I and hobbit are same person using a proxy IP?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Andreas View Post
    Pastor Ezekiel, is it possible that you think this hobbit is my "alterego"?
    I am sure that I don't want to know the details of your perverted relationship with the demonic hobbit. Just remember this: Jesus hates bestiality!

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  • Talitha
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    Re: Who is the biggest peice of Unsaved trash

    Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
    Hey, everyone! Have y'all begun your CHRISTMAS SHOPPING yet?

    SUV
    Ya know Sister Sue, what with all this Yappitty Yappity Yap going on, I had quite forgotten to start cooking the Sprouts ready for Christmas day.
    It's such a worry that they may still be hard and not quite cooked properly.

    I'll tell Chef to put them on the boil immediately.

    Now......where's my list of presents to buy?

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  • SUV
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    Hey, everyone! Have y'all begun your CHRISTMAS SHOPPING yet?

    SUV

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  • Andreas
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    Re: Who is the biggest peice of Unsaved trash

    Pastor Ezekiel, is it possible that you think this hobbit is my "alterego"?

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  • SalvationSeeker
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    Originally posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
    Why do you call people trash. Jesus Christ doesn't think that they are trash. He loved them enough to give His life so that they could go to heaven.
    I nominate this ^ ignorant moron.

    Well said, brother MSTT.
    This homer has no idea what the Holy Bible says, he only listens to what his false teachers tell him.


    Unsaved aren't worthy of life, frodo.
    Jesus wants them dead:

    If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
    Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
    But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
    Deuteronomy 13:6-9

    Praise!
    If it weren't for the fact that we are to obey secular law (Ezra 7:26 and a few other verses) I would be out killing unbelievers right now.

    But just wait until the day when we can change those laws..
    You false teachers and unbelievers will get whats coming to you that day.

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: Who is the biggest peice of Unsaved trash

    Originally posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
    Why do you call people trash. Jesus Christ doesn't think that they are trash. He loved them enough to give His life so that they could go to heaven.
    If they're not trash, why does Jesus say that He is going to take them out and burn them (Matt. 25:41)? Do you do that to trash or to your most prized possessions?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
    Why do you call people trash. Jesus Christ doesn't think that they are trash. He loved them enough to give His life so that they could go to heaven.
    Frodo, Frodo, Frodo! You don't even have a clue what Jesus said about anything, do you?! You heard a rumour somewhere at a narcotic-infested rave dance that "Jesus = Love everyone"....But that is a satanic lie designed to drive people straight into eternal hellfire!

    Here is what Jesus said:

    But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

    You are sounding alot like the enemy of our Lord, Frodo. Better be careful, or Jesus may decide to slay your hobbit butt....

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Originally posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
    Why do you call people trash. Jesus Christ doesn't think that they are trash. He loved them enough to give His life so that they could go to heaven.
    JESUS says that most people will go to Hell. You are sliding down the greased pole into SATAN'S GRASP!

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  • xfrodobagginsx
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    Why do you call people trash. Jesus Christ doesn't think that they are trash. He loved them enough to give His life so that they could go to heaven.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Who is the biggest peice of Unsaved trash

    Who on earth is this John Cena person? Your boyfriend? Did you and Johnny have a lover's spat?

    Well don't bring your filthy sodomite cat-fights in here girls. This is GOD's forum. If you are here, it is because Jesus has called you in for some purpose. To find out exactly what that Divine Purpose might be, hit the Paypal button right now! GLORY!!

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  • Talitha
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    Re: Who is the biggest peice of Unsaved trash

    Originally posted by Brother Hassan View Post
    I sayJohn Cena
    Have you made a Loving Donation to the Lord© yet Sinner?

    We accept Sheckels / Riyals / Dirhams as well as Dollars.

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