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  • xfrodobagginsx
    Homosexual Hobbit
    • Sep 2006
    • 41

    #1

    I AM A WICCAN, I ADMIT IT

    I have been called a wiccan. I posted a poll on here and the "pastor" changed my vote. If you can't recognize that this place is a fraud, you have your head on crooked. You can't get to heaven by giving to a church. The only way that you can get there is by trusting in Jesus Christ. When He said I am the way the truth and the life, no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. He meant it. Jesus Christ is the only way to the Father. Did He say, no man cometh unto the Father but by tithing? No He did not. You can't just post a verse that talks about tithing and say that tithing gets you to heaven. The verse doesn't even say that. You call ME a satanist or a wiccan, but I really feel that you are probably. You can't call yourself a Christian and then reject Jesus Christ as the way to heaven. Go to any church in america and they will tell you that this church is a cult. I have never seen a church so twisted in my 30 years as a Christian.
    I am a Goth and an idiot.
  • SalvationSeeker
    True Christian™ Theologian
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 3892

    #2
    Re: I AM NOT A WICCAN, THESE PEOPLE ARE LIARS

    Originally posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
    I have never seen a church so twisted in my 30 years as a Christian.
    Pride is a SIN.
    Repent!

    Just because you have been teaching false doctrines for 30years doesn't mean that they're suddenly true, you hypocrite.
    YOU'RE WRONG, AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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    • xfrodobagginsx
      Homosexual Hobbit
      • Sep 2006
      • 41

      #3
      Re: I AM NOT A WICCAN, THESE PEOPLE ARE LIARS

      Who's prideful? Telling the truth about you is not pride.
      I am a Goth and an idiot.

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      • Rain
        Youthful soldier of Christ
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 86

        #4
        Re: I AM NOT A WICCAN, THESE PEOPLE ARE LIARS

        You poor, poor deluded child. I fear you are already a backslidden hellbound heathen, and Satan is just waiting to get his hands on you. What more do you want from us heathen? You keep on with posting pointless threads, and our Godly Pastors have already provided you with more than enough evidence that He does, in fact exist.

        Stop with your whining already and get on your knees and REPENT!!

        ~Rain

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #5
          Re: I AM NOT A WICCAN, THESE PEOPLE ARE LIARS

          Brothers and Sisters,

          BEWARE of this wolf in sheeps clothing.

          I'm sure you are all aware that GOD'S Chosen Ones™ will be plaqued by false prophets in the End Times.

          Take no heed to this sinner.

          I'm also assigning you another 10 infraction points for using all caps in your title.

          Using all caps is shouting in our GODLY Forum. Please show us the respect we deserve. We don't go into your church and yell.

          Stern, Sister Thumper
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          • SalvationSeeker
            True Christian™ Theologian
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2006
            • 3892

            #6
            Re: I AM NOT A WICCAN, THESE PEOPLE ARE LIARS

            Originally posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
            Who's prideful? Telling the truth about you is not pride.
            You disgusting mocker!
            You come here, as a guest, claiming WE are the liars.
            WE are the heathens, and that JESUS Himself is wrong, while you are right.
            We prove you wrong using Holy Scripture (KJV1611) and you still claim WE are wrong. (and through that, the Holy Scripture we used is wrong.)

            You're in love with yourself, and your own traditions are obviously more important to you than Jesus.
            And you obviously hate Him.

            I'll look forward to seeing you burn in hell, you worthless sack of filth.
            Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 09-27-2006, 05:29 PM.
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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            • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
              Scientific Advisor
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2373

              #7
              Re: I AM NOT A WICCAN, THESE PEOPLE ARE LIARS

              Originally posted by xDildoBaggingx
              I have never seen a church so twisted in my 30 years as a Christian.
              Maybe because you are looking in all the wrong places. Try following the One True Lord(tm) for once, and you will see the folly of your ways. You must accept the Lord as your Saviour and He will open your eyes. You should immediately move into God's Favorite Country here in Freehold, Iowa and pursue a life of chastity and love and devotion to God. Do so with haste, or you will soon be molested 24/7 in Hell, willing to sell your soul for a drop of water to wash away the remnants of Satan's tallywhacker that encrusts your torn body. Turn to the Lord or be tortured forever.
              Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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              • Andreas
                Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 249

                #8
                Re: I AM NOT A WICCAN, THESE PEOPLE ARE LIARS

                I have been called a wiccan. I posted a poll on here and the "pastor" changed my vote. If you can't recognize that this place is a fraud, you have your head on crooked. You can't get to heaven by giving to a church. The only way that you can get there is by trusting in Jesus Christ. When He said I am the way the truth and the life, no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. He meant it. Jesus Christ is the only way to the Father. Did He say, no man cometh unto the Father but by tithing? No He did not. You can't just post a verse that talks about tithing and say that tithing gets you to heaven. The verse doesn't even say that. You call ME a satanist or a wiccan, but I really feel that you are probably. You can't call yourself a Christian and then reject Jesus Christ as the way to heaven. Go to any church in america and they will tell you that this church is a cult. I have never seen a church so twisted in my 30 years as a Christian.
                Wait a minute... Are you suggesting this super-real absolutely authentic Jesus-given church is fake?

                How dare you, you little hobbit wannabe!!
                Soon in Christ

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #9
                  Re: I AM NOT A WICCAN, THESE PEOPLE ARE LIARS

                  Originally posted by Andreas View Post
                  Wait a minute... Are you suggesting this super-real absolutely authentic Jesus-given church is fake?

                  How dare you, you little hobbit wannabe!!
                  Andreas, JESUS seems to have come into your heart. There may be hope for you yet!
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • SUV
                    True Christian™ Princess
                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                    Have at it, anytime!
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 11027

                    #10
                    Re: I AM NOT A WICCAN, THESE PEOPLE ARE LIARS

                    You ARE the Wicker Man. You are, and you KNOW you are!

                    Now stop disRespect-ing Pastor and just Be Nice, willya, Sinner? You big old crazyMan anyway.

                    SUV

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                    • Andreas
                      Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 249

                      #11
                      Re: I AM NOT A WICCAN, THESE PEOPLE ARE LIARS

                      Andreas, JESUS seems to have come into your heart. There may be hope for you yet!
                      Do you think so?

                      I really am seeking a meaning of life and I'm starting to realize Jesus might do better than pure scientific atheism.
                      Soon in Christ
                      Soon in Christ

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                      • Talitha
                        Deaconess
                        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2026
                        • 15118

                        #12
                        Re: I AM NOT A WICCAN, THESE PEOPLE ARE LIARS

                        Originally posted by Andreas View Post
                        Do you think so?

                        I really am seeking a meaning of life and I'm starting to realize Jesus might do better than pure scientific atheism.
                        Soon in Christ
                        Repeat after me Andreas: There is nothing PURE about Science or Atheism.

                        They are for Homers, Wiccans and Goths.

                        Jesus is PURE.

                        I shall pray for you.

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                        • Andreas
                          Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 249

                          #13
                          Re: I AM NOT A WICCAN, THESE PEOPLE ARE LIARS

                          Repeat after me Andreas: There is nothing PURE about Science or Atheism.

                          They are for Homers, Wiccans and Goths.

                          Jesus is PURE.

                          I shall pray for you.
                          Thank you sister, I appreciate it!

                          I hope other pastors will do the same (after I tithe a reasonable sum, of course)

                          I was lost but now:

                          Matt 18
                          [12] How think ye? if a man have an hundred sheep, and one of them be gone astray, doth he not leave the ninety and nine, and goeth into the mountains, and seeketh that which is gone astray?

                          [13] And if so be that he find it, verily I say unto you, he rejoiceth more of that sheep, than of the ninety and nine which went not astray.
                          Last edited by Andreas; 09-27-2006, 08:34 PM.
                          Soon in Christ

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                          • Andreas
                            Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 249

                            #14
                            Re: I AM NOT A WICCAN, THESE PEOPLE ARE LIARS

                            Repeat after me Andreas: There is nothing PURE about Science or Atheism.
                            Sorry for doubleposting but I agree:

                            Psalms 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, [There is] no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, [there is] none that doeth good.


                            Psalms 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, [There is] no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: [there is] none that doeth good.
                            Soon in Christ

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                            • Rain
                              Youthful soldier of Christ
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 86

                              #15
                              Re: I AM NOT A WICCAN, THESE PEOPLE ARE LIARS

                              Originally posted by Andreas View Post
                              Do you think so?

                              I really am seeking a meaning of life and I'm starting to realize Jesus might do better than pure scientific atheism.
                              Soon in Christ
                              I hope you soon find Jesus within your heart, for it would give many of us great joy to see you repent and let the Lord's love in!!

                              I will also pray that He shows you the way.

                              ~Rain

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