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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
    #1

    Help us Landover Baptist Church!

    This is a new thread because we get so many requests for True Christian(tm) help. They just get buried in the avalanche. With the economy being a bit "woozy" for some, we just get more and more cries for help.
    If you or a group of people like you need help, please post your plea here so it can receive as much attention as possible and lead to a speedy conclusion.

    For example, I am working to resolve a minister from Nigeria's plea for 24 Bibles. But it's not so easy. There are forms to fill out and all kinds of stuff. So in order to make things work better, just post here instead of e-mailing us.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Noah Dint
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2009
      • 695
      #2
      Re: Help us Landover Baptist Church!

      Brother Mayfield,

      Is this also the right area for people requesting Corporate Charity handouts, needy families and the like?

      -ND

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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324
          #3
          Re: Help us Landover Baptist Church!

          For now yes, we may have to make some sub-threads later.
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453
              #4
              Re: Help us Landover Baptist Church!

              I could use new radials for the truck. That would be 18 Michelin HiWay Masters.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • eliot mayfield
                  God Squad
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9324
                  #5
                  Re: Help us Landover Baptist Church!

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  I could use new radials for the truck. That would be 18 Michelin HiWay Masters.
                  You misunderstand. Regular members need to deal with matters per usual.
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453
                      #6
                      Re: Help us Landover Baptist Church!

                      Sorry about that... I thought this would be too simple. I'll fill out the KJV Req 19882-D online form.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • eliot mayfield
                          God Squad
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9324
                          #7
                          Re: Help us Landover Baptist Church!

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          Sorry about that... I thought this would be too simple. I'll fill out the KJV Req 19882-D online form.
                          Many thanks!
                          Matthew:
                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22898
                              #8
                              Re: Help us Landover Baptist Church!

                              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                              [...]For example, I am working to resolve a minister from Nigeria's plea for 24 Bibles. [...]
                              Do we have any Bibles written in Nigerian?
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                • eliot mayfield
                                  God Squad
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 9324
                                  #9
                                  Re: Help us Landover Baptist Church!

                                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                  Do we have any Bibles written in Nigerian?
                                  The pastor speaks English. I would guess so do his congregation.
                                  Matthew:
                                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                      Christ's Rottweiler
                                       
                                      • Jan 2008
                                      • 22898
                                      #10
                                      Re: Help us Landover Baptist Church!

                                      Speaks English? Is this some church for Americans who live in Darkieland? Why didn't they take their Bibles with them? Have the jigaboos stolen them?
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                                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                        • eliot mayfield
                                          God Squad
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 9324
                                          #11
                                          Re: Help us Landover Baptist Church!

                                          I'll just post his letter, that'll make it easier to get things started and we can use it as a model:

                                          Dear Faithful Brethren in Christ,

                                          I pray that the Grace and Peace of our lord Jesus Christ dwell in you
                                          all. Christian greetings from your Brothers and Sisters in BLESSING
                                          OF GOD OUTREACH CHURCH located here in Edo State of Nigeria.

                                          It is the Lord good pleasure to give you all things pertaining to
                                          godliness. It is Hiswill to give you Health, Peace, and Prosperity.
                                          Trust Him for help and wisdom in all your ways. " They that trust in
                                          the Lord shall be as mount zion , which cannot be removed, but
                                          abideth forever". (Psalm 125:1) Beloved, let us trust Him for that
                                          special need you have and He will direct our paths. He will calm the
                                          trouble waters in our lives and give us Peace. Let the promises of
                                          God prevail in our heart and mind.

                                          When we claim God's promises, the fiery furnances and the lion dens
                                          of life lose their threat. Know matter how difficult the
                                          circumstances, Jesus always stand by His word promises from on high.
                                          Beloved, In the last days God says "I will pour out my Spirit on all
                                          people....even on my servants, both Men and Women, I will pour out my
                                          Spirit in these last days"(Acts 2:17-18). Beloved, the Spirit of God
                                          is already on His Servants here, Souls are coming to know Christ as
                                          never before. My team and I have travelled to several Village
                                          Communities in our Nation today, visited different Hospitals,
                                          Markets, Prisons etc.

                                          And great numbers of precious Souls have been responding to the call
                                          of Salvation daily. We really need your prayers for these new
                                          converts and for us that we can continue with this great harvest of
                                          Souls. God is asking us to rise up in even more with serious Prayers
                                          and Evangelism than we have previously be doing. The power of
                                          darkness have kept huge numbers of people in captivity long enough.
                                          Prayer can break the chains of Spiritual bondage and free millions
                                          upon millions of Souls to hear and received the Gospel of our Lord
                                          Jesus Christ in Africa .

                                          We must not only have a revelation of darkness but we must also gain
                                          the strategy of how to evangelize and converts those that are
                                          captivated within the Prison of Isams,false religions etc. We thank
                                          God today for His mighty doing in our Ministry. Above all we thank
                                          God for directing us to you and your work for His Kingdom. We are
                                          very happy to partner with you to win more Souls for Christ.

                                          Beloved we will be very happy to receive 24 Giant Print Bibles from
                                          you have to support us now for 24 Precious souls who are old and they
                                          are in need of these Bibles and do not the means to buy one.We are in
                                          need of these 24 Giant Print Bibles because of the age of Converts
                                          who are in need of the Bibles now and May the Lord Bless you so that
                                          you can ship these materials to this ministry as soon as
                                          possible.Beloved, your prayers are a vital part of this Ministry,
                                          with prayer we will reach Communities in our Nation. We are praying
                                          for you and ministries in all Faith that God will move
                                          mightily in your life life and Ministry. Hold fast the profession of
                                          your faith, and watch God move for you all.Jesus love you more than
                                          we or anyone could ever love you....He proved His love on calvary.
                                          Accept His Love in all of its fullness and lean on His everlasting
                                          arms and You will never be disappointed in His love. Thanks and God
                                          bless you all. I hope to hear from you very soon. And if the Lord
                                          directs you to offer help to our orphanage home and whatever you can
                                          do to support this orphanage
                                          home will be appreciated.


                                          Yours in the Lord's Vineyard,

                                          PASTOR ********* *********
                                          Matthew:
                                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                              Christ's Rottweiler
                                               
                                              • Jan 2008
                                              • 22898
                                              #12
                                              Re: Help us Landover Baptist Church!

                                              I'm not sure it has made it any easier;
                                              Beloved we will be very happy to receive 24 Giant Print Bibles from you have to support us now for 24 Precious souls who are old and they are in need of these Bibles and do not the means to buy one. We are in need of these 24 Giant Print Bibles because of the age of Converts […]

                                              And if the Lord directs you to offer help to our orphanage home and whatever you can do to support this orphanage home will be appreciated.
                                              Oh! So some Darkie wants 24 large Print Bibles for old orphans?

                                              How old are the orphans? I mean, Brother Eliot, it sounds like they have passed their 3 score and tenth birthday, and most of us are orphans at that age.
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                                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                                • eliot mayfield
                                                  God Squad
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 9324
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Help us Landover Baptist Church!

                                                  I was thinking Chick tracts anyway.
                                                  Matthew:
                                                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                                      Christ's Rottweiler
                                                       
                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                      • 22898
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Help us Landover Baptist Church!

                                                      Yes, they are cheaper to post and have lots of pictures - those old orphans will like that.
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                                                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                                        • eliot mayfield
                                                          God Squad
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 9324
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Help us Landover Baptist Church!

                                                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                                          Yes, they are cheaper to post and have lots of pictures - those old orphans will like that.
                                                          Yes, I was thinking the same thing.
                                                          Matthew:
                                                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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