A love offerin'

[Hushed_Agony]

I made a small(very small, but gave what I could at the time) contribution to our one and only Lords favorite forum. May you receive it in good faith my fellow brothers and sisters in Christ. Keep up the good work on this forum and the others that you keep, as well as the many websites that you all keep up.

YIC
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[SUV]

Re: A love offerin'

Bless You Severely, Brother or Sister!!!

By the way, which one is it? I certainly do like your Name, but it is a form of Baptist Gentility that we must address - and therefore, Bless - one another as "Brother" or "Sister"

Except for un$avED Slime, who are Blessed Out by Brother Ezekiel in a Multitude of Ways.

SUV

PS MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOUR LARGE FAMILY GROUP!

I made a small(very small, but gave what I could at the time) contribution to our one and only Lords favorite forum. May you receive it in good faith my fellow brothers and sisters in Christ. Keep up the good work on this forum and the others that you keep, as well as the many websites that you all keep up.

YIC
Hushed

[Hushed_Agony]

Re: A love offerin'

Bless You Severely, Brother or Sister!!!

By the way, which one is it? I certainly do like your Name, but it is a form of Baptist Gentility that we must address - and therefor, Bless - one another as "Brother" or "Sister"

Except for the un$avED Slime, who are Blessed Out by Brother Ezekiel in a Multitude of Ways.

SUV

PS MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOUR LARGE FAMILY GROUP!

A brother in Our Saviours House

[Brother Wilfred Ernest]

Re: A love offerin'

Thank you so much! Praise!

I have been thinking lately. Every Hellbound sinner that browses this board is unsure of their beliefs. There are always "If Jesus appears" or "If you can prove" type statements made, showing they have doubts about the Truth(tm). Here is a great idea, why not tithe the entry level as an insurance policy so in the event you are proven wrong, you will have an easier time making it up to Jesus? Asking for forgiveness late in life can be very expensive, especially after making a living in the retail or fast food service industry leaving you on a fixed income of Social Security, eating cat food. Starting a tithe now is cheap peace of mind for your later years when you figure out everything you believed was wrong.

[SUV]

Re: A love offerin'

What a dandy idea, Brother Wilfred E! After all, when does a landlord ever let you pay at the end of your rental period? And surely isn't God the Landlord of Heaven and Earth? Praise!

SUV

PS Who is that Brother on the left that you apparently must be Ministering to?

I have been thinking lately. Every Hellbound sinner that browses this board is unsure of their beliefs. There are always "If Jesus appears" or "If you can prove" type statements made, showing they have doubts about the Truth(tm). Here is a great idea, why not tithe the entry level as an insurance policy so in the event you are proven wrong, you will have an easier time making it up to Jesus? Asking for forgiveness late in life can be very expensive, especially after making a living in the retail or fast food service industry leaving you on a fixed income of Social Security, eating cat food. Starting a tithe now is cheap peace of mind for your later years when you figure out everything you believed was wrong.

[Brother Wilfred Ernest]

Re: A love offerin'

I believe he is one of the Bee Gee's. I had a hard time understanding his thick accent.

[Hushed_Agony]

Re: A love offerin'

Thank you so much! Praise!

I have been thinking lately. Every Hellbound sinner that browses this board is unsure of their beliefs. There are always "If Jesus appears" or "If you can prove" type statements made, showing they have doubts about the Truth(tm). Here is a great idea, why not tithe the entry level as an insurance policy so in the event you are proven wrong, you will have an easier time making it up to Jesus? Asking for forgiveness late in life can be very expensive, especially after making a living in the retail or fast food service industry leaving you on a fixed income of Social Security, eating cat food. Starting a tithe now is cheap peace of mind for your later years when you figure out everything you believed was wrong.

Malachi 3:10 Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.

Leviticus 27:30 And all the tithe of the land, whether of the seed of the land, or of the fruit of the tree, is the LORD's: it is holy unto the LORD.

Everything I have is the LORD's. And I sure don't want to be eating cat food once I get to that part of my life.

Praise Jesus!!!!
YIC
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