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  • Brother Barnabus
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 388

    #1

    All this talk of pie eating ...

    Is .. uh ... making me uh ... h h

    Hungry, yeah that's it hungry. So when's the big pie eating contest?
    Do you have sack races on the same day??? Is there a contest to judge who's pie is the tastiest? Ladies, I must say that I can tell just by looking at your pictures, that I'd just love to gobble down a slice of your pie.

    Hallelujah, Amen
    Nahum 1:2

    God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


    If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!
  • Felicity
    As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 4834

    #2
    Re: All this talk of pie eating ...

    @Brother Barnabus I love baking pies. One day I hope to get as good at it as @BibleThumpinBlonde. Always be careful not too eat to much though. God does not like that! #Proverbs 23:20-21
    I Jesus!

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    • Brother Barnabus
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 388

      #3
      Re: All this talk of pie eating ...

      Thank you Miss Felicity..... gluttony indeed is a sin. I'm sure your pie would be a mouth watering delight and one would be very tempted to overindulge and just eat the whole thing.

      Praise Jesus, Amen
      Nahum 1:2

      God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


      If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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      • Felicity
        As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 4834

        #4
        Re: All this talk of pie eating ...

        @Brother Barnabus thank you for your nice words! #Amos 3:3
        I Jesus!

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        • Purge the Unfaithful
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Apr 2010
          • 176

          #5
          Re: All this talk of pie eating ...

          Yes Sister Felicity I am sure your pie would be nice , sweet and juicy!!
          Praise the lord!!! Just the way Jesus would want it to me!!

          Hallelujah!!

          I pray in Jesus' name!!

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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #6
            Re: All this talk of pie eating ...

            Originally posted by Felicity View Post
            @Brother Barnabus I love baking pies. One day I hope to get as good at it as @BibleThumpinBlonde. Always be careful not too eat to much though. God does not like that! #Proverbs 23:20-21
            It's true, nobodies pie beats BTB's. Pastor Zeke is a lucky man.
            Drama queen

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            • Brother Barnabus
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 388

              #7
              Re: All this talk of pie eating ...

              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
              It's true, nobodies pie beats BTB's. Pastor Zeke is a lucky man.
              I know modesty is a Godly trait ma'am ... but you said not a word of your own pies. I'm not real picky, as long as it pleases all of the senses, sight, touch, taste and smell. Award winning pies are a good thing, but I don't require a blue ribbon on it to enjoy a tasty pie.
              Nahum 1:2

              God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


              If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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              • BelieverInGod
                Fourm Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #8
                Re: All this talk of pie eating ...

                Well until recently, I was cursed with soggy crusts. I made crumbles and cobblers, and when necessary I would sneak out and bought pre-made crusts

                But the Good Ladies of Landover have assisted me with my issues and now my crusts are firm and flaky!

                Thank you Sisters
                Drama queen

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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #9
                  Re: All this talk of pie eating ...

                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                  Well until recently, I was cursed with soggy crusts. I made crumbles and cobblers, and when necessary I would sneak out and bought pre-made crusts

                  But the Good Ladies of Landover have assisted me with my issues and now my crusts are firm and flaky!

                  Thank you Sisters
                  Sister what is your best pie, I some times like a good meat pie. Do you know how to make one?

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #10
                    Re: All this talk of pie eating ...

                    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                    Sister what is your best pie, I some times like a good meat pie. Do you know how to make one?
                    My husband loves upland hunting so I often make pheasant pie. I will also make fish pie during salmon season.
                    Drama queen

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                    • James Dewitt
                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 6267

                      #11
                      Re: All this talk of pie eating ...

                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                      My husband loves upland hunting so I often make pheasant pie. I will also make fish pie during salmon season.
                      I can almost smell and taste your fish pie now.

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930

                        #12
                        Re: All this talk of pie eating ...

                        Originally posted by Purge the Unfaithful View Post
                        Yes Sister Felicity I am sure your pie would be nice , sweet and juicy!!
                        Praise the lord!!! Just the way Jesus would want it to me!!

                        Hallelujah!!

                        I pray in Jesus' name!!
                        Get away from miss Felicity's pie! I get the first bite of that, boy!
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • Brother Barnabus
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 388

                          #13
                          Re: All this talk of pie eating ...

                          A few parting thoughts on pies:

                          A memorable pie has that moist melt-in-your-mouth quality about it. It should never be too sweet, nor too tart, but leave a pleasant aftertaste on the tongue. When I find a pie with these attributes it doesn't seem to last long, but is gone lickity-split. The best pies I've ever came across were always moist, but never runny.

                          Yea Verily
                          Nahum 1:2

                          God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


                          If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: All this talk of pie eating ...

                            Competitive apple pie eating must be among the most patriotic of all competitions.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Brother Barnabus
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 388

                              #15
                              Re: All this talk of pie eating ...

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              Competitive apple pie eating must be among the most patriotic of all competitions.

                              True Sir... Most of us men prefer apple pie...but, I hear the ladies (and homers) seem to go for the banana cream.
                              Nahum 1:2

                              God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


                              If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

                              Comment

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