Super Glue - a GIFT from GOD

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Super glue is a gift straight from GOD Himself. If you fear that your wife will watch soap operas during the day and day dream of having sinful trysts with the demonic actors, you can super glue her eyelids shut and then super glue her hands to the Bible or in the prayer position. That way you can be rest assured she is probably feverently praying and only thinking about you!

Do you have a wayward teenage girl? Super glue her legs shut!

How about a teenage boy who can't keep his hands off his tally wacker? Super glue his hands to the Bible as well.

Super glue has super powers. Why, it's down right GODLY!

SHOUT GLORY!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Super Glue - a GIFT from GOD

If you go and take a look at this....

You might find you need to use some supper glue on Zekie boy to keep him from posting his naked pictures on facebook

[Felicity]

Re: Super Glue - a GIFT from GOD

@BibleThumpinBlonde I will ask my father to glue my legs together just to be sure!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Super Glue - a GIFT from GOD

Super glue is a gift straight from GOD Himself. If you fear that your wife will watch soap operas during the day and day dream of having sinful trysts with the demonic actors, you can super glue her eyelids shut and then super glue her hands to the Bible or in the prayer position. That way you can be rest assured she is probably feverently praying and only thinking about you!

Do you have a wayward teenage girl? Super glue her legs shut!

How about a teenage boy who can't keep his hands off his tally wacker? Super glue his hands to the Bible as well.

Super glue has super powers. Why, it's down right GODLY!

SHOUT GLORY!

Those are some excellent ideas. I will have to try some of them on my wife Ethel!

[JosephMatthews]

Re: Super Glue - a GIFT from GOD

I agree entirely, super glue is swell. I've used it to glue back pages in my old, well-loved KJV Bible, amongst other very useful applications! Good call, BTB =)

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Super Glue - a GIFT from GOD

@BibleThumpinBlonde I will ask my father to glue my legs together just to be sure!

Back in my day we just held a quarter between our knees. As long as the quarter stayed put, everything was fine.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Super Glue - a GIFT from GOD

In theory super glue seems to be a great idea especially as a new age chastity belt there is one big problem. Once dry the glue will hold skin closed for months or until your body sheds that patch of skin. I guess you could prepare your girls unmentionables with velcro so they can be changed a bit more than every 3 months. In an emergency,say she has to run from a band of migrant field workers or lawn staff you could slice her legs apart with a razor blade as I am sure no one wants to play the part of Lot unless it was for a very good cause.